• She's All That

    It’s Valentine’s week, and hopefully no one has broken your heart. Growing up, what are your memories of romance? Grab some Sweetarts, and let’s take a trip back. After getting dumped, highschooler Zach Siler (Freddie Prinze Jr.) makes a bet with Dean Sampson (Paul Walker) that he can turn introverted art student Laney Boggs (Rachael Leigh Cook) into the belle of the ball. This Pygmalion transformation is epic! Once Laney gets a haircut, takes off her glasses and puts on a dress, you will see her true ultimate form! Watch the school’s cutie become “ALL THAT.” Now, nothing can stop her! Art houses, beach trips, parties, dances, etc… Is anyone doing any homework in high school? The cast list is impressive! Kevin Pollak, Anna Paquin, Kieran Culkin, Dulé Hill, Gabrielle Union, Elden Henson, Clea DuVall, Usher, and others make appearances. Matthew Lillard makes his fourth appearance in a film here! 4-peat! RTS consider joining the “dork outreach program.” La-Mar and Collin become part of a “brilliant” performance piece and then make sure the hacky sack doesn’t drop. We hope love blossoms and you melt the heart of a “falafel fairy.” 

    1h 34m | Feb 16, 2024
  • Winners and Sinners

    Happy Lunar New Year! Join us as we celebrate with some Hong Kong cinema. 5 Lucky Stars: Teapot (Sammo Kam-Bo Hung), Curly (John Sham), Exhaust Pipe (Richard Ng), Vaseline (Charlie Chin) and Rookie (Stanley Sui-Fan Fung) have all been released from prison. Crime is behind them as they now run a cleaning service with the help of Curly’s sister, Shirley (Cherie Chung). Unfortunately, these fellas are crime magnets, and some mob bosses have counterfeiting plates and money that unintentionally finds its way to this cleaning crew. The mob wants it all back! CID 07 (Jackie Chan) will make some random appearances that may or may not assist in taking down these crime organizations. But, worry not, there is ALWAYS time for a martial arts rumble! RTS shmooze their way into fancy parties and look forward to cash rewards. La-Mar, Collin and Jeremy make sure you won’t get robbed the next time you head to the food court. Make sure to steadily practice the art of invisibility. Be calm! Be Brave! It’s the Year of the Wood Dragon!

    1h 31m | Feb 9, 2024
  • Turbo Kid

    The future is closer than you think! It is a window into an alternate past. The future is a loop? The year is 1997! The future is upon us. Times are tough, friends. Getting some water and a comic will cost you epic amounts of scavenging hours – you earn very little exp. The Kid (Munro Chambers) is just trying to get by. When he meets up with Apple (Laurence Leboeuf), his world becomes interesting and a bit dreamy. Electric-blue eyes and pink hair dreamy. Too bad Zeus (Michael Ironside) and his head henchman Skeletron (Edwin Wright) are being ’97 boners about everything. Frederick (Aaron Jeffery) is effectively arm-wrestling everyone in his way, but things get complicated. Alt future/past ’97 complicated! Paths cross and forces are joined. RTS get an education on robot lore and scope out nearby scrapyards. Jeremey and La-Mar deflect buzzsaw blades and question their water source. Can TK BMX his way into your heart? YES! Grab your View-Master and listen to this masterpiece soundtrack. Turbo! 

    1h 23m | Feb 2, 2024
  • Hudson Hawk

    Eddie Hawkins, aka “Hudson Hawk” (Bruce Willis), is the best cat burglar in the city! In the country! In the world? But, he’s quit all that, or so he thinks. He’s just been released from prison and is already being blackmailed back into another job involving alchemy and Da Vinci art. This fella just wants a cappuccino! Luckily, his pal Tommy “Five-Tone” (Danny Aiello) is there to accompany him on his peculiar heist and to sing a little bit of Bing Crosby and other hits – when there is or isn’t time. Numerous covert and/or villainous groups want in on this hot crime! We have the eccentric Darwin (Richard E. Grant) and Minerva (Sandra Bernhard) Mayflower, The Candy Bars led by George Kaplan (James Coburn) and the Mario brothers! Who knew? Anna (Andie MacDowell) and her faith cannot fight off the magnetism she has for “Hawk.” She has her own secrets though. RTS will be wearing dusters and leaping from rooftop to rooftop within the shadows of the night. La-Mar and Collin will be hopscotching around with the Mayflowers – Jeremy has an early valentine for Minerva. Is this film part of your past? Will it be part of your future? “My name is Kit Kat. This is not a dream.”

    1h 24m | Jan 26, 2024
  • Dirty Work

    Mitch (Norm MacDonald) has a long history with his best friend, Sam (Artie Lange). He learns that Sam is his brother. Pops (Jack Warden) has been productive throughout the years, but he’s got a bad ticker. He’s been like a father and is now his father. For real! Dr. Farthing (Chevy Chase) will help get Pops a better heart for 50K! As one would, Mitch chooses to start a revenge business to raise cash. He has to get dirty! It’s a dirty business! And, the work? Dirty! Kathy (Traylor Howard) doesn’t know what to make of any of it. Christoper McDonald is back for another week being mean. RTS uncovers a secret infatuation with Full House and the characters in the show. Collin and La-Mar join in the fun and get awfully messy. Sometimes you must get a little dirty to get clean. Wait! No, you don’t! We miss you Norm, Bob and many of the cast and crew in this film. 

    1h 31m | Jan 19, 2024
  • Terminal Velocity

    Richard ‘Ditch’ Brodie (Charlie Sheen) is the bad boy of the sky. If you are into that, you know all about Ditch’s antics around Arizona. He becomes insta-smitten upon meeting a hesitant student, Chris (Nastassja Kinski), wanting to skydive for the first time. His over-the-top flirtations distract him, and the fun day out turns brutal. But not all is what it seems. Was she former KGB? There is gold! The Russian mafia wants that gold! James Gandolfini might want some of that gold! You know Christopher McDonald wants that sweet, sweet gold! There is intrigue and espionage but there is sky gold! RTS will be watching all of this safely from the ground. What kind of drinks do they have around these parts? La-Mar will be keeping his distance from Sheen-shenie but will also be taking some of that tantalizing gold. Ditch highlights his former Olympian days. Is this Gymkata in the sky? They wish! 

    1h 29m | Jan 12, 2024
  • Dredd

    We made it to a new year! Is this the year you were hoping for? Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) is all about justice. It’s his job! He’s now tasked with the assessment of a potential new judge, Cassandra Anderson (Olivia Thirlby) – and she’s a psychic. A routine patrol goes bonkers quickly when Ma-Ma (Lena Headey) and her gang don’t like what these judges are up to. Mr. Dredd isn’t about that hot garbage, and Anderson is all about nawwww. Time to shoot your way out of this future noise. If you’re a baddy, a bullet or a psychic blast might be headed your way. RTS check out all the local haunts in Mega-City One. What kind of ice-cream do you think we can get? Are we eating it on Slo-Mo? Jeremy, Collin and La-Mar buff their cybernetic implants and barricade amongst the unstoppable gangs. You don’t need a clairvoyant to tell you that this film is pure fire. We are telling you! The judge has been judged – awesomely!

    1h 22m | Jan 5, 2024
  • End of Days

    The end is nigh! Every thousand years the devil visits earth to impregnate someone, spawn the antichrist, take over the world and destroy it, etc… You know the story. But, it’s this year! So, now it’s happening! Jericho Cane (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is depressed. His life is in shambles and is circling the drain. Although he cares very little for anything, he will be damned if the devil (Gabrriel Bryne) is going to have his way with Christine (Robin Tunney) and ruin the New Year’s Eve festivities. RTS wade their way through delusional promises and have a good time. Jeremy and Collin grab a bite with Bobby Chicago (Kevin Pollak) and meld into others. Pour a glass of bubbly and enjoy this terminator take on supernatural forces. Make sure to have fresh biscotti if you run into the Vatican Knights. Salute! 

    1h 13m | Dec 29, 2023
  • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

    Happy Holidays! We are back with, what is for many, a holiday classic. For others, this might have slipped past them over the years. However you found yourself to this film, you have found a holiday present. Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) is back causing mischief, booby-trapping houses and striving to find the perfect Christmas. He might learn, again, what the season is really all about, but this time it will be in New York after he accidentally boards the wrong plane. Conveniently, the same criminals from the original, Harry (Joe Pesci) and Marv (Daniel Stern), have broken out of prison just in time to run into Kevin on the streets of New York. These Sticky Bandits plan on robbing a toy store. And, now that Kevin is charged with the holy spirit/pigeon magic and has a new torture house, the season is back on! Meanwhile, Kate McCallister (Catherine O’Hara) leads the family in a charge to find her son. She’s never lost her luggage though. This was written by John Hughes and directed by Chris Columbus! Tim Curry is in it! What else do you need? RTS will be playing at Duncan’s Toy Chest with a nice cheese pizza. La-Mar, Jeremy and Collin will be ordering three scoops of ice-cream. They’re not driving! It’s all about the nuts of the season! “Turtle doves.”

    1h 57m | Dec 22, 2023
  • The Gingerdead Man

    Just in time for the holidays, we have a listener request from our friend Paul. We have all the ingredients to make the holiday even more magical. Millard Findlemeyer (Gary Busey) is a cold-blooded criminal. After robbing a diner and shooting everyone up, he is eventually caught, convicted and executed. His ashes and some guy’s blood are thrown into an industrial mixer, molded into a gingerbread man, placed into an oven and, well, we think you know where this is going. You’re right! Gary Busey plays the loveable and incoherent “Gingerdead Man.” He’s back from beyond the grave to wish you warm tidings. Knife tidings! Sarah (Robin Sydney) and her questionable group of townies battle this confectionary demon with their wits, a magical gun and a little bit of the holiday spirit. Also, Sarah’s mom has a lot of spirits too. RTS engage in a pie to the face war. Jeremy, Collin and La-Mar decorate the bakery in garland and finish off the spiked eggnog. You’ll knead this movie this holiday season! 

    1h 16m | Dec 15, 2023
  • Gymkata

    Jonathan Cabot (Kurt Thomas) is an American gymnast who travels to Parmistan to enter in a last man standing survival game. What is the winner given? A wish from The Khan of Parmistan. More specifically, the U.S. government wants to set up a satellite there. We are sure these would be everyone’s first wishes as well. This is a strange journey that Joanathan will embark on. He starts ‘embarking’ with Princess Rubali (Tetchie Agbayani). She assists in “all forms” of training. She’s also trying to stop Zamir (Richard Norton) from overthrowing her father. They are also engaged. It might get needlessly complicated in areas, but that’s Gymkata, baby! RTS will definitely be hanging out with the guy with the ginormous hawk. Collin, La-Mar and Jeremy will be keeping their distance from Thorg (Bob Schott) and will follow the ninjas – but only the cool ninjas. This movie will aerial cartwheel its way into your heart! Well, if you can make it past the rope bridge. 

    1h 21m | Dec 8, 2023
  • Speed Racer

    Let’s start a month where there are presents for all. Speed Racer (Emile Hirsch) is the fastest on the track. He’s a force to be reckoned with. “He’ s a demon on wheels.” When his racing family is approached by Royalton (Roger Allam) and his shady but infinitely wealthy company for sponsorship, and when Speed declines his offer, things take a dark turn. There’s much more than racing going on here. Who is really in control? Racer X (Matthew Fox) will unravel some mysteries and participate in secret racing with Speed. Taejo Togokhan (Rain) forms a temporary alliance. We are treated to all the fun and classic characters such as Trixie (Christina Ricci), Mom (Susan Sarandon), Pops (John Goodman) and Spritle (Paulie Litt) and Chim Chim. RTS strap into their Mach 5s and gun it. La-Mar, Collin and Jeremy take to the skies in their helicopters and keep us safe. “All you gotta do is listen. Close your eyes and listen.”

    1h 25m | Dec 1, 2023
  • Tower Heist

    We hope you all ate 50 pounds of food and are now ready for a heist – a tower heist! Blend yourself a smoothie of potatoes and gravy, and let’s get the money back that is owed to you. Josh Kovaks (Ben Stiller) is a diligent manager of a wealthy condo complex and does everything that is asked of him – and more! This includes supervising the pensions of the employees at the tower. When Arthur Shaw (Alan Alda) is arrested, it becomes clear that he has stolen all the employees’ pensions, and he is most likely going to walk. Hard work leads Josh to only losses when the game is rigged. With some ego prodding from FBI agent Claire Denham (Téa Leoni), Josh enlists the help of an incredible group of people with special skill sets. Slide (Eddie Murphy) trains them to become criminals. Charlie (Casey Affleck) flip flops through the plan. Enrique (Michael Peña) oversees all things electric. Odessa (Gabourey Sidibe) can crack any safe. Mr. Fitzhugh (Matthew Broderick) is a human calculator and simply amazing. If they can get their acts together, this team might get some payback. RTS will sneak through backrooms and elevators during this covert mission. La-Mar and Collin will be drinking cranberry martinis while distracting you with the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Why spend on Black Friday when you can take it back? 

    1h 32m | Nov 24, 2023
  • Rollerball

    Another broken future is coming for you! But, this one has sports! Jonathan E. (James Caan) is the best around in Rollerball, but now he is being asked to retire after this season's championship. He wants answers – he has too many questions about everything. Some corporate executive took his wife, Ella (Maud Adams). That’s something most would wonder about. Those in power, such as Mr. Bartholomew (John Houseman), do not like this. Answering questions in the future is not how it’s done! Having 4 TVs in every room so you can pine over your stolen wife by watching surveillance video and horse rides with her is how it’s done! Moonpie (John Beck) is the party teammate you want to have looking out for you. RTS kicks some computers while looking for answers. Collin and Jeremy lace up their skates and gas up their motorcycles for this hot action! No penalties for being amazing! Grab your “privilege pass” and let’s hang out. 

    1h 28m | Nov 17, 2023
  • Running Man

    Richard Bachman is Stephen King, the author of this book! He brings us into a dystopian future (seems like all the futures are going this way) where corporations rule and freedoms are restricted. Ben Richards (Arnold Schwarzenegger), a soldier, somehow just learned of the future and how the future operates, so he’s not in for randomly killing innocent people when ordered to do so. Future baddies don’t like this, so they arrest him, manipulate the media with public lies and they eventually put him on a game show. Within the game, hosted by Damon Killian (Richard Dawson), Richards learns a lot about friendship, love and the power of people – just like a trip to summer camp. Amber (Maria Conchita Alonso) finds out the truth of it all, and there are tons of fun cameos – including Yaphet Kotto, Jim Brown and Jesse Ventura. RTS will be getting an autograph from Professor Subzero (Professor Toru Tanaka – you are missed). Chris joins us to chainsaw where chainsaws don’t belong. Mario makes his Rabbit Troop Sucks debut, and he makes sure we all get the home version of the game. Tune in and make sure you return beyond the reruns. Always trust Kelton Flame Throwers!

    1h 31m | Nov 10, 2023
  • Demolition Man

    In 1996, Det. John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) is sent to a cryo-prison because he has awesomely brought in maniac Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes), and he is just too rad for modern society. In 2032, this “Demolition Man” is reinstated, and this upgraded killer is let loose on the wimps of the future. Lt. Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock) is smitten with this chaotic crime spree (and Murder Death Kills) and learning from Spartan’s action-forward ways. Seems there has been little crime since the earthquake of 2010. Edgar Friendly (Denis Leary) and his underground gang want in on some Taco Bell. TB did win the Franchise Wars, so they are quite popular! RTS will be hanging underground but not eating rat burgers! La-Mar and Jeremy are naturals at the three seashells but are not fans of the lack of salt and alcohol. Let’s all look at this future where VR sex is awful, but the streets are clean. The music is amazing, but the food lacks everything! Seems like a real boggle! 

    1h 38m | Nov 3, 2023
  • Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight

    It’s time for another SUPER HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR episode! Happy Halloween from RTS! The stars have aligned on the palm of Brayker (William Sadler), a man (and Demon Knight) on the run with what might be the most important mission in the universe. Tracking him and breaking hearts along the way, we have The Collector (Billy Zane). He’s hellbent on finding Brayker’s key/container that contains the blood of Christ. If he obtains this key (the last of seven), the universe will become a demon’s playground. This night turns into a vicious game of hide and seek – with demons and demon goo! Jada Pinkett Smith, CCH Pounder, Dick Miller, Thomas Haden Church and others make appearances in an attempt to survive within an inn until sunup. La-Mar and Jeremy shield their minds and try not to get Zaned! The Crypt Keeper is there – laughing! Join for this RTS ghoulish Halloween episode and for some party trivia

    1h 36m | Oct 31, 2023
  • House

    Roger Cobb (William Katt) is the Greatest American Hero and an okay writer – maybe. He’s got a lot going on. He’s going through a divorce with Sandy (Kay Lenz), their child has been missing for a questionable amount of time, he’s writing a terrible book and there are weird demons (including Richard Moll) haunting his newly inherited house. Side note: Aunt Elizabeth (Susan French) might be the real villain here. Luckily, Harold (George Wendt) is always nearby with some beers and Chinese takeout. Tanya (Mary Stavin) will be wearing little and swimming outside or dropping off her kid for impromptu babysitting. Jeremy, La-Mar and Collin take on this evil and endure Cobb’s endless drone writing about walking around. Why did this house want to haunt anyone? Who knows! RTS want to give you answers, but only a bathroom mirror portal can help you now. 

    1h 22m | Oct 27, 2023
  • Something Wicked This Way Comes

    It’s October in the 30s in Green Town, Illinois in the world of Ray Bradbury. The townspeople are full of memories and regrets. Kids will be kids. Evil will lurk. Dark’s Pandemonium Carnival comes to town, and evil does lurk! Green mist-lurking! Will Halloway (Vidal Peterson) and his best friend Jim Nightshade (Shawn Carson) are relentless with their curiosity about the carnival and those who run it. Mr. Dark (Jonathan Pryce) is sick of their childish tomfoolery and constant interference, and while he is granting wishes/taking souls (it gets spiritually complicated) in town, he's on the search for Will and Jim. Charles Halloway (Jason Robards) is Will’s dad and too old to swim? He's under the doc’s orders for daily cigars though. RTS will be running wild in the woods at night. There’s a night train to catch! Jeremy and Collin get SUPER into “dust witch” and things of the like. ‘Tis the season! Keep carving your pumpkins and watching Are You Afraid of the Dark? Also, be careful what you wish for.

    1h 36m | Oct 20, 2023
  • Shocker

    Horace Pinker (Mitch Pileggi) is on a killing spree! This seems convenient in a town that does little about it. Jonathan (Peter Berg) is having a bad life. Everyone he loves has been taken by Pinker – except Lt. dad/Don (Michael Murphy). Now that Jonathan has magic dream powers and an “anything goes” town pass, he’s ready to track down Pinker, send him to be executed and then chase him into a beyond death electric game of cat and mouse and possession cat and mouse (which is hardcore in cat/mouse circuits). RTS join the football team/the real Dudes of Wrath. La-Mar and Jeremy are SHOCKED to find out how it all ends. Does it ever really end? A child drives a backhoe. Allison (Camille Cooper) is a ghost flirt. Rhino (Richard Brooks) is a true BFF! John Tesh, what’s going on!? 

    1h 28m | Oct 13, 2023
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