• Manborg

    Join RTS for our 50th episode! Thank you for listening! Man! Borg! He is a Manborg! This film is nothing but the sweet nectar of awesomeness! Do yourself a favor and watch this film beforehand. The members of Astron-6 deliver a delightful borgy story of a brother’s love and learning the true meaning of family – and heaven. Manborg (Matthew Kennedy) woke up in a box and life is confusing! Help him! Try your best to bewitch The Baron (Jeremy Gillespie). Pop in a future cassette with Doctor Scorpius (Adam Brooks). Escape the demon hordes with Justice (Conor Sweeney), Mina (Meredith Sweeney) and #1 Man (Ludwig Lee). The human uprising begins here! La-Mar and Lucor join in and cut through the shenanigrams. “To the death, please.”

    1h 29m | Jun 2, 2023
  • No Escape

    Sometimes you get dumped off on a prison island to die. Robbins (Ray Liotta) is just not having it. He’s not having it at his job! He’s not having it with the warden! He’s not having it with Marek (Stuart Wilson) and his gang! Even though The Father (Lance Henriksen) and Hawkins (Ernie Hudson) tell ‘Liottes’ that there is no escape, he’s not having it! Come along with RTS for this Lord of the Flies-esque romp. Jeremy returns for this epic jungle jam, but which camp is he on? Will he share resources? Between the homebrewed booze, visiting the “Wet Dream” and the lack of showering, it’s just like the summer camp you remember as a kid!

    1h 34m | May 26, 2023
  • The Faculty

    Robert Rodriguez has assembled true villainy. Jean Grey of the X-Men (Famke Janssen), the former host of the Daily Show (Jon Stewart), and T2 (Robert Patrick) are led by Principal Drake (Bebe Neuwirth) to take down earth, eliminate human shenanigans and to consume massive amounts of water. The new late 90s Breakfast Club needs to put a stop to this! Join RTS as they team up with Elijah Wood, Jordana Brewster, Josh Hartnett and others representing their cliques to end this stream of bad education! We have to turn these things into the frothy goo they deserve! Teen drug lab to the rescue! And, there is always time for romance! Listen, muffin, if they don’t bodysnatch you, you are probably going to have an enjoyable time! 

    1h 44m | May 19, 2023
  • Wing Commander

    Watch out who you call a “Pilgrim” around these parts. Lt. Blair (Freddy Prinze Jr.) is a bit hot and cold with that topic. But, he does have a fist-sized necklace for proof of his heritage. Lt. ‘Manic’ (Matthew Lillard) is doing some Lillard things in ships. Lt. ‘Angel’ (Saffron Burrows) is also a bit hot and cold with our lead. Maybe this is a space attitude thing. Maybe these space soldiers are strange because of the cat creatures coming for them. Also, the crew believes no one existed in the past. There is also someone trying to claim the callsign for ‘Paladin’. We can’t have that! Make the space jump you may or may not regret! Join RTS as they jettison all notions they had on space and the future of cat monsters. 

    1h 13m | May 12, 2023
  • Never Too Young to Die

    There is only one spy group pool to pull from. You guessed it! We need all the high school agents! RTS are back into some spy game fun. Lance Stargrove (John Stamos) is just a regular kid who lives in a mansion with tapestries. His spy father (George Lazenby), now deceased, must be avenged. Danja (Vanity) makes time for shootouts and some disrobing peak-a-boo. Meanwhile, Velvet Von Ragnar (Gene Simmons) is trying to poison everyone’s drinking water. It’s been kind of a weird day. It’s convenient that this highschooler has his own theme song – it will grow on you! La-Mar joins in for the adventures of this spy-gymnast. In your heart, you know that Uncle Jesse can do no wrong!

    1h 34m | May 5, 2023
  • Vice Versa

    RTS take a trip to Chicago (and sometimes Thailand) to get a glimpse into the struggling family life of Marshall (Judge Reinhold) and Charlie (Fred Savage). They might not be seeing eye-to-eye, but once a magic Tibetan skull is in the mix, there will be growth in empathic perspectives. Sam (Corinne Bohrer) will become the adhesive needed to make this work. The Judge is dealing out his verdict – which is all body swap mayhem! You know the story – why keep low when you can create pandemonium all along the way!? Jeremy makes his Rabbit Troop Sucks debut for this ancient eccentricity. Sooner or later maybe your dad will stop dumping on you! Maybe! Only your department store drum skills can help you now! 

    1h 39m | Apr 28, 2023
  • How High

    You never know who you might need to dig up. Obtaining one’s power happens in many ways and through many mysterious means – smoking them might be preferable. RTS peers through the haze with Silas (Method Man) and Jamal (Red Man) to get some sweet ghost powers from Ivory (Chuck Deezy). Harvard is demanding and these students need to spirit blunt themselves to the top – or at least to a position where they can stay in school. Join in on the fun when the main characters decide to dig up, grind and smoke John Quincy Adams! You better do it quick because Baby Powder (Mike Epps) is powdering up his slapping hand! Celebrate this 420 weekend the proper way! Smoke a dead president or a friend! Become the “popcorn playa.”

    1h 14m | Apr 21, 2023
  • King Solomon's Mines

    There will be no whips or spiritual artifacts where you are venturing off to. But, you will be given reminders of Indiana Jones all throughout this film. RTS tags along with treasure hunter and adventurer Allan Quatermain (Richard Chamberlain) in search of Jesse’s (Sharon Stone) father and the road to riches. Maybe the real treasure is in their hearts. Colonel Bockner (Herbert Lom) and Dogati (John Rhys-Davies) have some devious, murderous plans of their own if they can keep it together. Sometimes it’s hard to find a diamond mine that everyone knows about. Sometimes it's easy to find a plane and all the supplies you need. Sometimes you have to swallow the jewels instead of running them. 

    1h 12m | Apr 14, 2023
  • Ghost Ship

    Welcome to the ghost boat! RTS join a team of salvagers – led by Murphy (Gabriel Byrne) to explore a lost passenger ship from 1962. It’s not all fun and games on the Bering Sea. Epps (Julianna Margulies) takes a nice stroll to the boat’s pool. Dodge (Ron Eldard) and Munder (Karl Urban) enjoy some delicious culinary delights. Greer (Isaiah Washington) enjoys a song. And, Emily Browning creeps around! We welcome back La-Mar and Rami. Also, Lucor makes his Rabbit Troop Sucks debut. There will be ample amounts of ghost gold rats and soul collecting! There is a mystery within this floating ghost box! See ya in the captain’s quarters! 

    1h 25m | Apr 7, 2023
  • Ninja Busters

    If your plan is to tell everyone that you trained Bruce Lee or trained with him and have no martial arts skills, it’s a bad plan! Luckily, our beaten down protagonists, Chic (Sid Campbell) and Bernie (Eric Lee), are willing to train to the max! This improves their relationship status with women and their self-esteem. Sonny (Frank Navarro) will team up after accepting a three-year challenge. And once we have the entire team assembled, mob bosses running rusty warehouses in junkyards will stand no chance! We hope this kind of bustin’ makes you feel good! RTS could use a Tina back massage!

    1h 16m | Mar 31, 2023
  • Prayer of the Rollerboys

    RTS might be at home in dystopian futures. Enter Griffin (Corey Haim). He has established himself since he was eight years old (or before). He’s got all the moves, but he doesn’t have the world currency needed to make a better life for himself and his down-to-mist brother, Miltie (Devin Clark). Gary Lee (Christopher Collet) might have solutions. Friendship like this is everlasting. Casey (Patricia Arquette) has many outfits and many secrets – can she be trusted? Can she be seduced? Can’t we have it all? Also, did you know that during most of this movie the characters are on rollerblades? It’s that kind of future! Sara makes her Rabbit Troop Sucks debut just in time to meet Speedbagger and Bango! Also, enjoy a slice of some “boss kelp” pizza. 

    1h 23m | Mar 24, 2023
  • Irish Jam

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Join RTS on a journey to find the most delicious green jam in all of the land. Wait!? That doesn’t seem right. This is more about Jimmy (Eddie Griffin) who wins a poetry contest and a bar in Ireland. This village and Jimmy have a lot to learn from each other. Even if Euros are owed, love could be in the air. Also, nets will be thrown! La-Mar joins us for the magic of Ireland and to hang with the “Jam-Man.” You better believe that you will figure out who’s buttering your bread by the end of this film. 

    1h 19m | Mar 17, 2023
  • Six-String Samurai

    Thank you to Kara for this listener request. This film has a bit of everything. Rockabilly and surf rock set the stage for this unique adventure in an alt-universe where Russia has nuked and taken over the U.S. RTS joins Buddy (Jefferey Falcon) as he makes his way to “Lost Vegas” to become the successor to Elvis. This 90s world needs a new king! But a kid melting hearts and death and his metal horsemen might cause a few delays. If you aren’t shredding, you need to be slashing! Sometimes both! Stay good lookin’ and avoid ALL spinach monsters! 

    1h 8m | Mar 10, 2023
  • Flashback

    John Buckner (Kiefer Sutherland) is finally bringing radical Huey Walker (Dennis Hopper) to jail. But, Walker’s hippy way of thinking might just bring out the past in John. RTS will be with you on a long, long train ride. We get to see Union Station! You’ll be delighted as the ever-charming Carol Kane and her unfortunate character Maggie suck your soul out with an endless Time Life Classics-esque montage of the 60s. The soundtrack might make up for it. We really need to read Huey’s book already! Tie-dye forever!

    1h 25m | Mar 3, 2023
  • Wildcats

    At the beginning of the year, we received a listener request. Thank you, Hillary! RTS have a view from the sidelines as Goldie Hawn kills it as a newly appointed football coach getting a bunch of inner-city Chicago high schoolers into shape. See the film debuts of Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson. Sip on spiked punch with Robyn Lively! Have some cake with Finch (Tab Thacker). Find out why Frank (James Keach) and Coach Dan (Bruce McGill) are the worst! La-Mar and Nemo are here to tackle the opponents with some rough and tumble hilarity. Have a good time! In the words of Nipsey Russell, “righhhhht.” 

    1h 35m | Feb 24, 2023
  • Miami Connection

    How hard are you rocking out to Dragon Sound? You aren’t rockin’ as hard as you can or should be! They just want to be your friends forever. Integrity? Loyalty? Honesty? This martial arts band has it all. When they aren’t fighting ninjas and crime syndicates in Florida, they are studying for the big exam – in what? We do not know. RTS have front row tickets for this rock-fueled battle royale. Are you as awesome as Y.K. Kim? Are you “against the ninja”?

    1h 10m | Feb 17, 2023
  • If Looks Could Kill

    Get ready for Valentine’s Day! La-Mar joins us to go undercover on this top secret and academic mission. Pass high school and save the world. A fun story as old as time. Get ready for Michael Corben (Richard Grieco) and his smoldering antics! But, you don’t need any secret weapons when you have “bitchin’ wheels” and Mariska (Gabrielle Anwar) to hang around with. RTS doesn’t want to break any hearts, but Roger Daltrey may not make it back for another mission. Follow “The French Teacher” and listen to “Mother.” Avoid scorpion dances and anyone telling you they will “nail your ass to the wall.” 

    1h 23m | Feb 10, 2023
  • The First Power

    You have been warned about the first power! Also, what!? How many powers are there? Lou Diamond Phillips gets a crash course on demonic powers as he investigates a serial killer that continues the body count even after death. We have psychic predictions, getting “horoscoped,” Sister Marguerite brandishing a Jesus blade, a horse trampling, roof jumping from a 10-story building, a spinning ceiling fan of death, floating taunts and more! RTS narrowly escapes possession for this horror-thriller. What did Easy E feel about it all? 

    1h 22m | Feb 3, 2023
  • A Boy and His Dog

    Vic (Don Johnson) has a telepathic link with his dog. That’s cool! That should help after the fallout of WWIV. Note: RTS has standing invites for any and all talking and/or telepathic animals to join us. Between the lack of popcorn for Blood, the night porn arcade, the Screamers, the endless walking and hiding and the need for food, Vic has a lot on his hands. Quilla June (Susanne Benton) enters the scene and has secret plans of her own. You know things are getting bad when you must face the clown council! Oh, Jason Robards, how did this all happen?

    1h 16m | Jan 27, 2023
  • The Seventh Curse

    Happy Lunar New Year! It’s the year of the rabbit! Rabbit Troop? Follow your heart on this! Also, follow Chow Yun-Fat. He might have a yacht you can party on. RTS teams up with Dr. Yuan to cure himself of a recently forgotten blood curse – you know those are the worst. Get naked in a river! Fight off the Worm tribe. Be besties with Dragon. Deal with a high-octave vocal sorcerer dousing a coffin in blood. Wait until “old ancestor” demands rhymes – and death! Hong Kong cinema, you have it all! 

    1h 9m | Jan 20, 2023
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