- C̵̨̠͊͋̾̈́̓͆̍̿͠ḷ̵̛͖͕̭̅ą̶̻̳̝̟̠͉̈́́̃͐́́̍͝͝i̶͔̦͖̤͈̻͛̀̈͑̿́̒̚m̵̧̺̱̮͖̜̩͙̣̼͕̎̒̎͑͝ ̷̧͓͖̭̆̓͐#̷̰͉͖͍̥̌̀͌͛͠͠6̵̥͍͎̈̍̅̀̌̾͋̇͠6̴̯̹̭͉̭̥͛̓͝6̸̘̣͍̱́ ̶̧̜̦̟̰̻͈̭̈́͑̆̒
A̴̧̢̬̬̪̣̲̗͉͍̿͂͜p̵͉̺̭̱̱̥̑̆͛͌͂̊̏͝r̸̺͔̭͂͗̍ĭ̷̜͙̫̫̮͕͈͔̫͗̃͊̎͊̉l̵̢̳̬̙̺̻̠̈́̄̍̿̉̽̍͠͝ ̴̢̡͖͍̟̮͈̀́̇̔̐͘͜ͅḞ̷̟͇̩͉́̓̓͜͜o̷̥̳̅́͊̋͛̄̾̈́o̵̦͐͆͋̒͐̀͜l̶͙̙͐ͅ'̴̦̟̘͔̮̺̤̰̆͂̃̊̄̈́͗͋́͊͘s̵̛̛̤̘̉͋̐̋̃̀̿̕ ̶̡̛̼̯͖͐̋̏y̸̛̩͎̞̺̣̻̲̥̘̜͛͋̑͜o̸̦͎̦͌̿̉̋͌̓͝ű̸̫ ̵̢̛̺̲̮͔̟̞͋̏̍̆̆̑͒ṅ̶͕͎̩̲̮͔̘̻̠̹̗̔̾ë̵̢̤̺͙̥̺̼̘̹͚̠́̔̇r̷͕̐d̸̼̬͖̪̖̒̄͛̅̽̓͠s̴̢̧̢̙͓̭͖͓̫̫̱͌̎̒̓.̵̱͙͈̯̔̊̆̍
I do think it's worth pointing out how much funnier this episode is with the cover art juxtaposition of AI-generated Jensen Ackles apparently being the agent making these sounds. It's just... so wonderfully cursed.
This episode was "performed" by Saph the Something
The caller was guest sound designed by Derrick "Hornet" Valen, sound wizard for paranormal horror mystery show October's Children
October's Children:
October's Children Twitter: @OctChildrenPod
PATREON: /octoberschildrenpodcast
October's Children Captivate Page
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The April Fool's cover art was created by Derrick "Hornet" Valen
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by anthonyramirez, diarchangeli, JayeWilde, dkcu, kyles, and schooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
10m | Apr 1, 2023 - Syntax Crossover - The Brinkers
Employees from VINCULA call about a broken recording device, and definitely don't let slip any confidential or proprietary company intel.
This episode was created in collaboration with Syntax, a sci-fi horror audio drama that I personally love and recommend.
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Ty Von as Silas
Beth Phung as Cassius
Morgie Bee as Elizabeth
Jules Christine as Alyx
Kaila Crockett as Miss Vaux
and Saph the Something as the Agent
Written by Ty Von and Saph the Something
Produced by Stella "Rowan" Odom and Saph the Something
Syntax cover art was created by Anthony Crockett and The Supernatural Protection Company cover art was created by Ash Leddy
Syntax:
TWITTER: @TwinStrangersP
TUMBLR: @TwinStrangersP
PATREON: /twinstrangersproductions
KOFI: /twinstrangersproductions
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by omar-alvarado, ondrosik, stijn, duckduckpony, JayeWilde, irolan, dkcu, kyles, and skooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
15m | Dec 30, 2022 - Claim #424116 - Alien Encounter
John Kirby calls after an injury sustained as a result of an extraterrestrial abduction.
CW: thinly veiled allusion to a somewhat sexual alien encounter, allusion to poverty
Improvised by David “Mr. Iron” Turvaville and Saph the Something, based on a concept from Mr. Iron.
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, stijn, kyles, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
18m | Nov 27, 2022 - K I L L FM
Don't forget to buckle your seatbelt, this road isn't the safest...
K I L L FM is the brainchild of a bunch of audio drama creators who wanted to make something extra special and spooky.
Transcripts and segment credits, descriptions, and links are available on: kill-fm.com
This special broadcast features (in order):
Wireland Ranch, The Moon Crown, Echoes (In) Between, The Supernatural Protection Company, The Liminal Lands, Desert Skies, The Madness of Chartrulean, and The Book of Constellations
with additional support from our other podcast friends: Untrue Stories, Where the Leaves Fall Purple, The Goblet Wire, The Great Chameleon War, Neon Shadows, Blazed All Our Lives, Dragon Shanty, Shadow and Smoke, Station Blue, Finding Pattersby, October's Children, and The Aberrant Report
Theme song and finished editing by Joseph Rutledge of Wireland Ranch
Cover art by Survival of the Artist
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
1h 3m | Nov 1, 2022 - The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline
This Halloween, if you find yourself facing a potentially spooky problem with no clue what to do, call us! Because we know it can be scary when you aren't completely sure whether the trick-or-treaters are actual ghosts and goblins. The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline is a special service we provide to all, whether you have an active policy or not, so don't hesitate to give us a ring!
Featuring the vocal talents of:
David "Mr. Iron" Turvaville (Callers 1, 5, and 8)
Kimberley Billinton, creator of mystery audiodrama Where the Leaves Fall Purple (Caller 2)
Maddie Girouard (Caller 4)
Clay Clark (Callers 6, 7, and 9) (can be found in the Liminal Lands discord)
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by JayeWilde, kyles, infobandit, kolezan, yellowtree, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
11m | Oct 29, 2022 - Nowhere, On Air Pre-Canon Crossover - The Braedon Community Policy
A new member of the Braedon, Alberta community calls to be added to the town's policy.
This episode is a pre-canon crossover with our friend Jess Syratt, creator of the wonderful supernatural podcast Nowhere, On Air.
Nowhere, On Air:
TWITTER: @NowhereOnAir and @jesssyratt
KOFI: /nowhereonair
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, jonastisell, dkcu, raining-on-saturn, aesterial-arts, synthyspencer, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
13m | Sep 30, 2022 - The SPC Commercial
Life is full enough of challenges without the paranormal getting involved. So when your home is flooded with spectral goo or your pet is speaking in tongues, the last thing you should be worried about is whether the local witch doctor can provide the right service at an affordable price!
Here at The Supernatural Protection Company, it is our mission to make your life easier, no matter what kind of other natural surprise comes your way. As the world's largest provider of paranormal insurance, our centuries of experience in all things supernatural will bring you peace of mind.
Our highly trained support staff are prepared and ready to assist you. Whether you need help filing a claim, getting connected with a specialist, or even a preliminary diagnostic, our agents are the best in the industry. For the last 13 years we have been rated in the top 5 companies for exceptional customer service in the 3rd dimension of the physical plane.
Our top priority is helping you get back to normal, or as close as you can when your new neighbor keeps howling at the full moon.
So remember, the next time you're in need, call the SPC!
*Mumbled and muffled* I swear, whatever doing this was punishment for I am NOT doing again, I hate recording this corpo sh-
The Supernatural Protection Company is a comedy fiction podcast set in a universe where the paranormal is so commonplace people just buy insurance for it.
It's created and produced by Saph the Something and features a new guest every month.
You can find us via our host RedCircle Podcast, or wherever else you listen to podcasts. And follow us on Twitter @TheSPCPodcast for more fun and to ask us for advice tackling your own ghastly troubles.
Thanks for calling!
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
YouTube with video versions of episodes: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
The terribly perfect corporate music is "Motivational Day" by AudioCoffee via Pixabay. Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by dkcu and ondrosik on freesound.org.
2m | Sep 28, 2022 - Claim #84931 - Package Protection
Mr. Porter has complaints about the online claim filer, a cryptid, and probably most people who have the displeasure of speaking with him.
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
11m | Aug 28, 2022 - Claim #322856 - Melted Car
Call from Ms. Diana Sherwood regarding the melted remains of her vehicle in her apartment parking lot.
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, ondrosik, talithamaree_2L, and purplewalrus23 on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
14m | Jul 24, 2022 - Claim #02953 - Sentient Tree
Internal recording of agent follow-up call with Mr. Ken Hartford, concerning an incident that occurred when inspecting his newly purchased home.
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You and additional sound effects are by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, and ondrosik from freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube
12m | Jun 24, 2022 - On Hold - Pre-Launch Trailer
Hello, and thank you for calling The Supernatural Protection Company, the world’s largest provider of paranormal insurance. Please stay on the line until one of our quality customer service agents is available to assist you.
From haunted houses to hexed health, we here at The SPC believe you deserve quality assistance no matter the issue. We know you have options when it comes to your supernatural protection, and we thank you for choosing us!
Our next available representative will be with you as soon as they are available. We estimate you will be on hold until late June, 2022
Please continue to hold, your call is important to us!
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Hold music is "music elevator" by Jay_You on freesound.org
1m | May 28, 2022
