The SPC Commercial
2m | Jun 23, 2022Life is full enough of challenges without the paranormal getting involved. So when your home is flooded with spectral goo or your pet is speaking in tongues, the last thing you should be worried about is whether the local witch doctor can provide the right service at an affordable price!
Here at The Supernatural Protection Company, it is our mission to make your life easier, no matter what kind of other natural surprise comes your way. As the world's largest provider of paranormal insurance, our centuries of experience in all things supernatural will bring you peace of mind.
Our highly trained support staff are prepared and ready to assist you. Whether you need help filing a claim, getting connected with a specialist, or even a preliminary diagnostic, our agents are the best in the industry. For the last 13 years we have been rated in the top 5 companies for exceptional customer service in the 3rd dimension of the physical plane.
Our top priority is helping you get back to normal, or as close as you can when your new neighbor keeps howling at the full moon.
So remember, the next time you're in need, call the SPC!
*Mumbled and muffled* I swear, whatever doing this was punishment for I am NOT doing again, I hate recording this corpo sh-
The Supernatural Protection Company is a comedy fiction podcast set in a universe where the paranormal is so commonplace people just buy insurance for it.
It's created and produced by Saph the Something and features a new guest every month.
You can find us via our host RedCircle Podcast, or wherever else you listen to podcasts. And follow us on Twitter @TheSPCPodcast for more fun and to ask us for advice tackling your own ghastly troubles.
Thanks for calling!
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
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Artwork by Ash Leddy
The terribly perfect corporate music is "Motivational Day" by AudioCoffee via Pixabay. Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by dkcu and ondrosik on freesound.org.
