Oroku Saki (AKA Theeeeeee Shredder) is fresh out the joint and he's ready to tell his story. And complain about the Knicks and all manner of things New York.
Shredder gives someone half a bar. Then he goes on to destroy his rivals...the New York Knickerbockers. We stroll through Feudal Japan for a quick and dirty history lesson on Yasuke, the African Samurai who served Oda Nobunaga. Nancy Pelosi tears up some papers. It is ineffective. Saki offers a solution. Shreddcommendations: The music of Dilla and Nujabes. Also a plug for A Frightful Fret with HPG newbie Melysette!