- Blaseball from the perspective of a fan who's never seen a game
Originally recorded on January 07, 2023
Ryan of the Atlantis Georgias reached out do do an interview with us as someone who's not watched a single live game of blaseball. Recorded just before the debut of the Coronation Era. This episode we talked about how the georgias recruit people and how they got the word 'milf' banned on maincord, vampire the masquerade, and more.
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Fear of Big Things Underwater by Jacob Geller
Where you can find us!
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers
Ryan: @elfhiem on twitter
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (rip ted tacos)
Thanks for being here!
1h 6m | Jun 8, 2023 - Hello and Welcome to BACo, the Blaseball Analysis (thematic) Copyright infringing episode.
We have a corkboard and some red strings, time to attempt to weave a coherent analysis of Blaseball's themes and narrative for the Coronation era. AKA a thesis of the new era
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Where you can find us!
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers
Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (rip ted)
Thanks for being here!
1h 39m | May 23, 2023 - Ranking every blaseball team based on the Coronation Era roster player names.....2!
Back at it again! New era, new rosters to rank based on their names. New ranking system too! Join us as we rank all 24 teams and compare them to their old rosters. Are they better? Are they worse? Who's going to win round 2?! Let's find out.
Where you can find us!
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Jasmine: @wayslidecool(@wayslidecool on tumblr)
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers
Catch us in the Taco Stand and several blaseball servers. Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi Thanks for being here!
2h 10m | May 8, 2023 - Is the box full of cheese? Fall Ball Wk 11
Bluey, Dragoni, and guest Theremin go over the latest fall ball and other happenings on the site. Other topics include: the catboy revolution, team pineapple, what's in the box?, #WASHTHETICKER, and more! Happy April Fool's Day!
53m | Mar 31, 2023 - Hot Women - Fall Ball Wk 9+10
Hi AU is back from the holidays and we brought you the first episode of 2023 and the last to end the Fall Ball series. I here we discuss some recent changes from Maincord decentralizing lore, the new era's division's and alongside the player drops. Players we discussed in no particular order: Comfort Septembrish, Winnie Hess, Sexton Wheerer, Hendricks Richardson, Eugenia Garbage, Peanutiel Duffy, Tiana Takahashi, Mullen Peterson, Beans McBlase, Evelton McBlase II, Parker Macmillan, Scratch Deleuze, Wanda Schenn, Seren Moss, Kaj Statter Jr. , Donia Bailey, Jorge Owens, Norman Muggins, Dunlap Figueroa
A special thank you to you listener for sticking with us this whole Fall Ball series and for any listeners that have been with us through the year :]
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Eve & Mullen fic by Moondragon8
Where you can find us!
Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter
Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter
Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)
Catch us in the Taco Stand and several blaseball servers. Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi Thanks for being here!
1h 4m | Jan 8, 2023 - Famous Owens of The Breckenridge Jazz Hands - Fall Ball Wk 8
Dragoni endures Krow and Hazel’s half hour-long talk on their beloved fallen players.
Look out for Lunar New Year 2023 activities Jan 20-29 2023 supporting YACAP
Timestamps:
13:08 - Start of Falls
15:10 - Famous Owens
35:08 - Cedric Spliff
41:09 - Sixpack Dogwalker
42:01 - Neerie McCloud
49:38 - Gloria Bugsnax
54:43 - Howell Franklin
1:00:19 - Son Jensen
1:32:00 - Stan Schenn
1:32:58 - Grollis Zephyr
1:33:50 - Kelvin Drumsolo
1:34:51 - Abbott Wright
1:36:17 - Yosh Carpenter
1:36:40 - Logan Rodriquez
1:38:18 - Itsuki Weeks
1:41:17 - Simon Haley
1:43:46 - Are there Any Place names?
1:44:36 - Ratings
1:46:20 - Predictions
1:47:57 - Shoutouts
Reference Zone:
Released Fic (some Famous in there)
to it's feast for precious hearts
Gloria fic by waveridden; By marquis
Fractured Realities and Timelines That Cannot Be
holding me like water in your hands by Dasy
Mob Psycho 100
Where you can find us!
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter
Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)
Catch us in the Taco Stand and several blaseball servers. Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi Thanks for being here!
1h 49m | Dec 19, 2022 - His Name is Snart - Fall Ball Wk 7
Krow, Gob, Frog and Bluey discuss week 7 of Fall Ball. In this episode: everyone should get a magic player, On field fighting, vtubers and for the first time ever timestamps!!
Timestamps:
23:35 - Start of Falls
26: 41- Jesús Koch
32:16 - Blimp Hardison
37:38 - Sixpack Santiago
38:11 - Lady Matsuyama
49:06 - Ilane Snart
1:06:07 - Declan Suzanne
1:18:55 - Terrell Bradley
1:19:35 - Rush Valenzuela
1:21:00 - Augusto Reddick
1:21:38 - Conrad Twelve
1:22:34 - Dovydas Peeps
1:23:26 - Bottles Suljak
1:26:04 - Donna Milicic
1:27:17 - Mcdowell Mason
1:30:46 - Jelly Burgertoes
1:32:40 - Steals Mondegreen
1:33:47 - Ratings
1:39:49 - Shoutouts, Plugs, and where you can find us
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A Specially Adapted Underwater Wheelchair
Chihuahua on top of 8 cheeseburgers
Where you can find us!
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (rip ted)
Thanks for being here!
1h 41m | Dec 16, 2022 - The Players are Places and the Places are Players - Fall Ball Wk 6
In this swagalicious episode, the players we talk about this drop are: Gloria Bentley, Mira Lemma, Lenjamin Lin, Bonk Jokes, Beck Whitney, Elijah Valenzuela, Nerd Pacheco, Una Manhattan, Foxy Pebble, Jenkins Good, Willow Dice, Durham Spaceman, Rosa Holloway and Pippin Carpenter
For discussion of this episode, join us in the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck in Fanworks.
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Val Hitherto x Nerd Pacheco fics
running like a lonely soul on fire by marquis
Music for that one part in the pod is “Elevatorstuck” by Joren "Tensei" de Bruin
Where you can find us!
Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (rip ted)
Thanks for being here!
1h 51m | Dec 7, 2022 - The Of-FISH-ial podcast - Fall Ball Wk 5
Happy five of them Friday. On this episode: we can rebuild them (The Georgias), fish dimensions, dinosaurs, ghost mayors, aussie Knight Triumphant, and the horrifying Subaru Brat.
For discussion of this episode, join us in the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck in Fanworks.
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for those that remember or those that still sing by ivyns
Victor Robles and the praying mantis
Jordan Adika as Knight Triumphant
Yell Parks Pod ep about the Yellowstone National Park
Where you can find us!
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3
Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)
Thanks for being here!
1h 58m | Dec 4, 2022 - Can Teeth Get Pregananant? - Fall Ball Wk 4
HELP IT’S ONLY THE 4TH WEEK AND I’VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS ON WHAT TO PUT IN THESE DESCRIPTIONS. We were going to name this “Plump blorpo in the shadows” but something even worse came out. In this episode: Gob’s prediction comes true, big brother, fire eater swaps, Margo and Reese would get along, trauma bonding, day 1 players, home and away games, the moon, dashcon ballpit, the lorax
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks.
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to the people who take the long view
My friend the octopus by marquis
A ficlet about dunlap figueroa
The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All
Where you can find us!
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter (commission meeee)
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)
Thanks for being here!
2h 18m | Nov 23, 2022 - Four Eels in a Trenchcoat - Fall Ball Wk 3
Week 3! Give it up for Week 3! Talking points: 3 months of Fall Ball, posting, stormchasers, Bevan Wise's big naturals, ice puppets, moms spaghetti, and bricking The Book.
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks.
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Denim Alfredo Art by Cicatricks
Skyrim Shuffle by mans1ay3r on youtube (headsup for NSFW content)
Where you can find us!
Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (glassgob on tumblr)
Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)
Today's episode was edited by Frog
Thanks for being here!
1h 48m | Nov 16, 2022 - Schlorpy Blorpy fell to the Shwoongles - Fall Ball Wk2
Fall Ball 2!! Can we reach the email count? In today's fall ball we talk about: Zack Sanders and body autonomy, Gabriel Griffith on the Hot Ones, THE BIG GRACK and Ivy, Barry Buckhard, MLM, the Houston Astros, Chorby Short's world tour, Axel Campbell, AND the taco's receiving Tot Best
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks.
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Prelude to a Gloogle Calendar Invitation
The Houston Astros Cheating Scandal
Look Back by Tatsuki Fujimoto
Where you can find us!
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter
Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter (@launlimitedtacos on tumblr) (commission meeee)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)
Thanks for being here!
1h 29m | Nov 9, 2022 - Y'all Ready To Kranch It Up? - Fall Ball Wk 1
Blaseball is back! Sort of…
The black hole spits out several players from the league onto different teams. This event is dubbed as the Fall Ball where every week each team will get one more player. Play must continue.
Thanks to a suggestion from KiloZombie of BACo fame, this will now be a weekly series from us! Bluey, Gob, Dragoni and Hayzel discuss the first week’s drop of players. Why are the Tacos freaking out about the Kranch? Just who is Charlatan Seabright? Saul Goodman? Divorce? The power of IRMs and lore, and what could Fall Ball mean for the future of Blaseball?
Find out more on the Fall Ball: https://www.blaseball.com/landing
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks. Please tell us how Pothos is pronounced.
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Where you can find us!
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)
Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter (@launlimitedtacos on tumblr)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)
Thanks for being here!
1h 19m | Oct 30, 2022 - McNiq
Hello! We are back with our second shipping episode with today’s special guest and friend of the show Jasmine (she/her) here to talk about the Atlantis’ Georgia's Niq Nyong'o and Flattery McKinley’s relationship. In this episode we talk about Autism, Coelacanths, THE GRACK, dad clothes, and lesbians
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Figures I'd end up in Philadelphia (Art)
Figures, I'd end up in Philadelphia (Video)
Ah yes. Me. My wife. And her 500 dollar 2.5 meter long eurypterid
Where you can find us!
Jasmine: @wayslidecool(@wayslidecool on tumblr) wayslide on Splatoon 3 splashtag is 2533
Frog: Frog: @_friendlyfrog
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (@lokrow on tumblr)
Hazel: @driftersoda on twitter
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks
Thanks for being here!
1h 17m | Sep 23, 2022 - Ranking every blaseball team based purely on the OG roster player names
What's the guy-to-goober ratio? Who's Mid? And most importantly...WHO WON? We rank the 24 blaseball teams in the ILB based purely on the names of the players they had on their OG rosters. But the ranking system is: the sun with sunglasses drawn in the corner, phone battery at full charge, frozen yogurt, the sim could do better, and orange
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Jasmine's/Atlantis Georgias tweet
Where you can find us!
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (@lokrow on tumblr)
Hazel: @driftersoda on twitter
This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper.
Cover Illustration by Gob.
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (oh god ted is lose oh no)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks
Thanks for being here!
2h 16m | Aug 19, 2022 - Brockbertie, the rot consumes us all
So the siesta has finally caught up with us and we decided to record an episode without plan. It's the start of July and what's the deal with artfight? We finally let Gob spill the beans on brockbertie. Sometimes blaseball really is just about spinning two players in your head like rotisserie chickens.
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mrs. silk (you need an artfight account to access this link)
hazel explains blaseball to their friend
the art of max turner
the specific brock art we were looking at
lurching in the sun by marquis
just look up the legend form of Palkia from Pokemon
200% Beefy Chips (aka Chips!) (artfight link)
Bead Lixard (artfight link)
Where you can find us!
Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter and friendlyfrog on artfight
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter and artfight (@glassgob on tumblr)
Hazel: @driftersoda on twitter and artfight
This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper.
Illustration by Gob.
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (I couldn't fit Ted in the character count.)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks
Thanks for being here!
1h 20m | Jul 7, 2022 - The Clawliday Inn
Do baltimore ghosts dream of crab sheep? A narrator chimes in to clear a few things up.
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Clawliday Inn Wiki and Rumor Registry
Thank you to our amazing cast!
Krow: @lokrow
Deejay: @BlaseballACo tacoba.co
Dragoni: @Dddragoni
Gob: @glassgoblin @glassgob on tumblr)
You may find Bluey and Hazel in the Taco stand discord as well as the Bubble
Archives Unlimited would like to thank Steven Wiki, Baliset, Beelijah, UnabashedlyRose, Deejay as well as everyone who contributed to the clawliday inn irms.
This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper. Sound effects provided by Freesound.org
Cover Illustration by Krow.
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel under Fanworks
Thanks for being here!
27m | May 28, 2022 - Pick A Card, Any Card
Believe in the heart of the cards. If you've been following our archivist and artist birbteef on her twitter, you may be familiar with the 60 tarot cards she drew of the Tacos, Magic, Firefighters, and Dale. Birb walks listeners through each card in the tarot deck and why she assigned what for each Blaseball character with hosts Frog, Gob, Dragoni and special guest Krow of the Hades Tigers. Of swords, and wands, and cups and pentacles
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Where you can find us!
Birb: @birbteef
Frog: @_friendlyfrog
Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )
Dragoni: @DDDragoni (DDDragoni on ao3)
Krow: @lokrow
This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper and Krow.
Illustration by Birbteef.
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (I couldn't fit Ted in the character count.)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks
Thanks for being here!
2h 37m | Apr 18, 2022 - Hazel's Deepdives - Bork Holloway
Welcome to another episode of the infinite archves! In this episode we do a player deepdive on tacos very own batter Bork Holloway with hosts Hazel, Bluey and Bog of the Philly Pies. Talking points include, but are not limited to: Cheese, Season 17, the OH CRAP THEY FOUND ME GOTTA HIT SEND QUICK-
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April Fools :)
Where you can find us!
Bog/Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )
Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 on the tacostand discord
Hazel: oh you know
COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from Bog/Gob
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (We don’t know where Ted went)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks
45m | Mar 31, 2022 - Did you know Blaseball is just like FFXIV?
Bluey tells their friend (and final fantasy 14 expert) Ven about what blaseball is. It goes as well as you'd think. Topics: Turtles!. Zippy DeShields, Hazel's pbong art crimes, the Jazz Hands and more!
Where you can find us!
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Ven: @Turtletoaster / @hotaliendad
Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 (discord)
COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (Ted isn't here I think...)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks
48m | Mar 24, 2022
