- Episode 28 : Pimples & Puberty
Gary is so vain that he probably thinks this show is about him... but can vanity conquer a Nor'easter? Tony is sleepy... but at least he never fell asleep at work, right? (!). What secret messages are hidden in the GMA tape? Singer Sarah Partridge makes an unscheduled appearance... and we play "The Canadian Game".
1h 11m - Sep 29, 2026 - Episode 27: What Rhymes With Lesion?
On this thrilling episode of YGBKM, Tony gives 100%... despite a major medical issue. Gary sizzles with a behind the scenes look at Ren Faire Jousters (oh, what a Knight)... plus a way that you can help out. We talk about Dion and Androcles... plus, we debut "The Movie of the WEAK". Should Gary get a doctorate? Take a hike, Gary!
1h 16m - Sep 22, 2026 - Episode 26: They Hired A Guy...
This episode has a renaissance flavor with your favorite jesters, Lord Gary and Sir Tony. Who went to The Faire? Tony promotes the Pod on NBC 4, but his dear friend Gary has a question or two. We spotlight some new music and reveal what's in store on Saturday Night Live (hopefully not Robert Downey Jr.). Plus, exciting merchandise news! So please, adjust the tint... and let's go!
1h 8m - Sep 15, 2026 - Episode #25: Watchening
Sometimes jokes don't work... but that's OK. We have each other... and a laugh track. Tony reflects on his stand-up days and Gary shares a true GMA highlight that means a lot (to him). Target had better get their act together! Gary is the only guy in the world that can turn small talk into a friendship that he doesn't want. Tony blows his top! Finally, a HUGE announcement: There is an internet (and we are on it). So, please sit back and enjoy America's favorite case-sensitive podcast.
1h 1m - Sep 8, 2026 - Episode #24: From Dolly to Jolley
Today, the boys have a chance to talk to motivational speaker and best-selling author, The Reverend Doctor Willie Jolley (www.WINWITHWILLIE.COM). His new release "Rich is Good, Wealthy is Better" has advice that can help your wallet, regardless of your age. There is also a return to GMA... Tony gets a cool birthday gift... Gary is annoyed (not a typo), and a sweet goodbye to "The Queen of Country Music". Plus, who wants leftovers? YOU DO!
1h 4m - Sep 1, 2026 - Episode #23: Bearing Down on GMA
Well, they did it! The boys returned to the Good Morning America airwaves this week, and that was just the beginning. Full details on today's episode. Did you know flies believe in karma? At least, it seems like they do. Gary shares a story about his podcast partner that Tony seems to be trying to forget, but it is a wonderful tale. Also, if you love fine dining? Go to a fine restaurant. Or, stick to the burger (you'll thank us).
1h 1m - Aug 22, 2026 - #22: We're Back on GMA!
The big story this week? Your cordial hosts (and their prostates) will be on ABC's GOOD MORNING AMERICA this week! We've got all the details. Plus, an adventure in the necessary, things that we simply won't do, and Gary's, well... you know... is no longer in peril. Check it out... this is Gert Fröbe's favorite podcast, so don't miss it.
1h 13m - Aug 17, 2026 - Episode 21: A Gaggle of Flies
It's Episode 21... more like twenty-one-derful! The hosts sing (kind of). A shoplifting is revealed. There are apologies. There are restrictions and segregations. Plus, pouncing, new music, and plenty of hats. By the way, tell the sturdy flight attendant, "Aisle be seeing you."
1h 5m - Aug 11, 2026 - Episode #20: No Pants? No Problem
What's all this, then? Tony Perkins discussing the WORST of The Beatles? This you gotta hear. Gary makes a bold fashion choice that may be illegal in some states. Tony lets loose and talks about the ironically named Little Richard. Gary spills the tea on Miltie, Soupy, Pinky, and the Captain. Some thoughts on changing racial standards and... why does pleading the fifth make us think "GUILTY!"?
1h 19m - Aug 4, 2026 - #19: The Color Purple II
Words are fun. Even old ones! On this episode, Tony and Gary recall their experiences covering Hurricane Charley on location in 2004... with thrilling danger, medical emergencies, surging seas, sideways wind, and Nutrigrain bars. Spoiler alert: They both survived, but the story of their partnership is one for the ages. Gary? Not a soccer guy. Tony? Not a cooties guy. The show explains Judge Judy... and we can all appreciate the classy business of Public Relations. It's a HOME RUN!
1h 21m - Jul 28, 2026 - #18: A Golden Era for Canned Meats
Good News: The show quality remains high despite the DC air quality. Guess who got a haircut? HINT: It was one of the show hosts that used to have an afro. Stick Shift Schtick (Schtick shift?)... We have an exciting game of deep knowledge... and somehow, we talk about the Mills Brothers (as one does). Yes sir, General!
1h 11m - Jul 21, 2026 - Episode 17: The Winnebagel
Does Gary have a bad well? Does Tony have "Breaking News"? Is Robb "The Villain"? Should your toolbox include sausage? Well... the answer to all of these questions (and more) is yes. And no. Plus, Tony in the media. Gary is sporadically handy, Behind the scenes with S and J. Plus, what about Pangborn and Farr? Come out to play...
1h 8m - Jul 14, 2026 - Encore : Episode 1
BONUS ENCORE! This week, it's a look back at the first episode of YGBKM so we can show you how far we've come. It's still Tony and Gary (of course) but we think you'll enjoy seeing how the podcast has evolved. Plus, it may inspire some of the new "Warriors" to go back and listen to earlier episodes. We'll be back next week and you don't wanna miss it... Gary has had quite the week (!). Find out why we're calling him "Mr Blandings"... on the next episode of YGBKM.
1h 26m - Jul 8, 2026 - Episode 16 : Clothes Discounters
Hey Warriors... come out to play! Tony takes on "big credit"... does he stand a chance? Gary debuts a gameshow that allows you to play along at home (if you dare). Larry David has a new show... where are the martians... and Robb grabs the reins for "Since We Last Saw You". It's "The Show With Two Heads!"!
1h 6m - Jun 30, 2026 - Episode #15: Harry-Ween
There's no business like show business, so we take some time to talk with entertainment correspondent Tionah Lee (Entertainment Tonight, E!, BET...). We talk about hot Summer concerts and the legacy of Clive Davis. Gary takes on "Big Motel". There is a wonderful and joyful reunion, an apology, and two of the worst sex-perts you ever heard. Plus, Gary got his certificate.
1h 13m - Jun 23, 2026 - Episode 14: A Facile Fossil
How can you be shorter than someone who's the same height as you? Get ready for Training Day. Tony still buys the 'bloids and shares Gary's Birthday Horoscope. Oh yes! It's Gary's birthday! Let joy be unconfined. Plus, psychic raccoons, Byron Allen, altered pronouns, Tony's emails... and the age-old question: Why do you do a podcast if you're not funny?
1h 4m - Jun 16, 2026 - Episode 13 : Smack The Lens
Tony has a touch of laryngitis... but the show must go on! This week, a remarkable interview with Gary's idol, Sugar Ray Leonard. Plus, eBay nonsense, clickbait, and Episode Three of our exclusive serial "The Amazing Return of Sal & Junior", For more info about The Nathan's Cancer Slayers Charity Event, please visit https://www.arlnow.com/announcements/cocktails-for-a-cause-silent-auction-honors-arlington-student-nathan-fleming-1247/. Thank you.
1h 19m - Jun 9, 2026 - Episode 12: The Steeple People
Today, we are joined by extraordinary jazz singer (and now rock singer): Sarah Partridge. Oh, yeah... she's also married to Gary Stein (so there's that). It's an amazing interview for anyone who appreciates the art of music. We have episode two of our amazing serial with Sal and Junior... and Tony is HIGH (?), Plus: Macca, Gary's political machine, and the Broadway lottery.
1h 14m - Jun 2, 2026 - Episode 11 : Buff The Whip
If you learn one thing from this episode, it's this: don't annoy Vito the Barber. Here's a question that is grammatically correct: "Who works for whom?". Tony invents a game, we debut a new serial (even better than Froot Loops), and The Glimmer Twins prove that everything old is new again. Plus, don't miss Gary at Grossinger's this Summer. Hoo Ha!
1h 9m - May 26, 2026 - Episode 10 : Psychopathic Buffer
Two guests this week (four, if you count Sal and Junior)! We are joined by noted restroom psychiatrist Dr. Lionel Brunswick as well as Gary's old friend and writing/acting partner Sam Ingraffia (https://www.samingraffia.com/). Also, we examine Tony's failing light and Gary's movie career... and why you haven't seen it (!). But never fear, Gary still has his super power.
1h 9m - May 19, 2026
