Sometimes jokes don't work... but that's OK. We have each other... and a laugh track. Tony reflects on his stand-up days and Gary shares a true GMA highlight that means a lot (to him). Target had better get their act together! Gary is the only guy in the world that can turn small talk into a friendship that he doesn't want. Tony blows his top! Finally, a HUGE announcement: There is an internet (and we are on it). So, please sit back and enjoy America's favorite case-sensitive podcast.

Today, the boys have a chance to talk to motivational speaker and best-selling author, The Reverend Doctor Willie Jolley (www.WINWITHWILLIE.COM). His new release "Rich is Good, Wealthy is Better" has advice that can help your wallet, regardless of your age. There is also a return to GMA... Tony gets a cool birthday gift... Gary is annoyed (not a typo), and a sweet goodbye to "The Queen of Country Music". Plus, who wants leftovers? YOU DO!

Well, they did it! The boys returned to the Good Morning America airwaves this week, and that was just the beginning. Full details on today's episode. Did you know flies believe in karma? At least, it seems like they do. Gary shares a story about his podcast partner that Tony seems to be trying to forget, but it is a wonderful tale. Also, if you love fine dining? Go to a fine restaurant. Or, stick to the burger (you'll thank us).

The big story this week? Your cordial hosts (and their prostates) will be on ABC's GOOD MORNING AMERICA this week! We've got all the details. Plus, an adventure in the necessary, things that we simply won't do, and Gary's, well... you know... is no longer in peril. Check it out... this is Gert Fröbe's favorite podcast, so don't miss it.

It's Episode 21... more like twenty-one-derful! The hosts sing (kind of). A shoplifting is revealed. There are apologies. There are restrictions and segregations. Plus, pouncing, new music, and plenty of hats. By the way, tell the sturdy flight attendant, "Aisle be seeing you."

What's all this, then? Tony Perkins discussing the WORST of The Beatles? This you gotta hear. Gary makes a bold fashion choice that may be illegal in some states. Tony lets loose and talks about the ironically named Little Richard. Gary spills the tea on Miltie, Soupy, Pinky, and the Captain. Some thoughts on changing racial standards and... why does pleading the fifth make us think "GUILTY!"? 

Words are fun. Even old ones! On this episode, Tony and Gary recall their experiences covering Hurricane Charley on location in 2004... with thrilling danger, medical emergencies, surging seas, sideways wind, and Nutrigrain bars. Spoiler alert: They both survived, but the story of their partnership is one for the ages. Gary? Not a soccer guy. Tony? Not a cooties guy. The show explains Judge Judy... and we can all appreciate the classy business of Public Relations. It's a HOME RUN!

Good News: The show quality remains high despite the DC air quality.  Guess who got a haircut? HINT: It was one of the show hosts that used to have an afro.  Stick Shift Schtick (Schtick shift?)... We have an exciting game of deep knowledge... and somehow, we talk about the Mills Brothers (as one does). Yes sir, General!

Does Gary have a bad well? Does Tony have "Breaking News"? Is Robb "The Villain"? Should your toolbox include sausage? Well... the answer to all of these questions (and more) is yes. And no. Plus, Tony in the media. Gary is sporadically handy, Behind the scenes with S and J. Plus, what about Pangborn and Farr? Come out to play...

BONUS ENCORE! This week, it's a look back at the first episode of YGBKM so we can show you how far we've come. It's still Tony and Gary (of course) but we think you'll enjoy seeing how the podcast has evolved. Plus, it may inspire some of the new "Warriors" to go back and listen to earlier episodes. We'll be back next week and you don't wanna miss it... Gary has had quite the week (!). Find out why we're calling him "Mr Blandings"... on the next episode of YGBKM.

Hey Warriors... come out to play! Tony takes on "big credit"... does he stand a chance? Gary debuts a gameshow that allows you to play along at home (if you dare). Larry David has a new show... where are the martians... and Robb grabs the reins for "Since We Last Saw You". It's "The Show With Two Heads!"!

There's no business like show business, so we take some time to talk with entertainment correspondent Tionah Lee (Entertainment Tonight, E!, BET...). We talk about hot Summer concerts and the legacy of Clive Davis. Gary takes on "Big Motel". There is a wonderful and joyful reunion, an apology, and two of the worst sex-perts you ever heard. Plus, Gary got his certificate.

How can you be shorter than someone who's the same height as you? Get ready for Training Day. Tony still buys the 'bloids and shares Gary's Birthday Horoscope. Oh yes! It's Gary's birthday! Let joy be unconfined. Plus, psychic raccoons, Byron Allen, altered pronouns, Tony's emails... and the age-old question: Why do you do a podcast if you're not funny?

Tony has a touch of laryngitis... but the show must go on! This week, a remarkable interview with Gary's idol, Sugar Ray Leonard. Plus, eBay nonsense, clickbait, and Episode Three of our exclusive serial "The Amazing Return of Sal & Junior", For more info about The Nathan's Cancer Slayers Charity Event, please visit https://www.arlnow.com/announcements/cocktails-for-a-cause-silent-auction-honors-arlington-student-nathan-fleming-1247/. Thank you.

Today, we are joined by extraordinary jazz singer (and now rock singer): Sarah Partridge. Oh, yeah... she's also married to Gary Stein (so there's that). It's an amazing interview for anyone who appreciates the art of music. We have episode two of our amazing serial with Sal and Junior... and Tony is HIGH (?), Plus: Macca, Gary's political machine, and the Broadway lottery.

If you learn one thing from this episode, it's this: don't annoy Vito the Barber. Here's a question that is grammatically correct: "Who works for whom?". Tony invents a game, we debut a new serial (even better than Froot Loops), and The Glimmer Twins prove that everything old is new again. Plus, don't miss Gary at Grossinger's this Summer. Hoo Ha!

Two guests this week (four, if you count Sal and Junior)! We are joined by noted restroom psychiatrist Dr. Lionel Brunswick as well as Gary's old friend and writing/acting partner Sam Ingraffia (https://www.samingraffia.com/). Also, we examine Tony's failing light and Gary's movie career... and why you haven't seen it (!). But never fear, Gary still has his super power.

Gary may be a little tired, but that doesn't stop the boys from getting a sidetracked (as always) with a great GMA story. Tony wins a major award and Gary gives him effusive praise (!). We ask, "What makes a band?"... and why are The Pussycat Dolls going away even before they come? Plus, we feature a treasure trove of clips from Tony and Gary's very first show: STEALING SCENES. Please enjoy this Mid-Century Modern podcast.

Gary is self-conscious about his looks... can the 3M Company help? Tony gets a surprise that recalls a literal piece of broadcast history... it's an amazing tale. Plus: Pussycat Dolls, memories, extra-strength things, and death. FUN!

It's a very special episode of YGBKM! Mr. Stein is LIVE from Boss Angeles! He loves it! Mr. Perkins, amazingly, skipped the White House Correspondents Dinner this year... so thank goodness, he missed the shooting. He does, however, have some thoughts about the event and what went down. We also take a look back at the first iteration of this podcast... TEN YEARS AGO! It's great fun and Gary teaches Tony a lesson. So, turn it up and polish your gong.