In this episode we talk about what happened 100 years ago, a toilet restaurant, being late to an interview, have Christmas in June, and we talk about a REALLY close family.

In this episode we talk about Elvis, deathbed sayings, endangered seals, taking a gun into an MRI, MGM lion drama, and a man who is simply too lovable.

Merry merry! For a ninth year in a row we answer (unasked for) questions and queries about the holidays. We talk the first ever Christmas card, being gifted way too much unwanted food, a good way to spice up family gatherings, and even talk about an elephant in the room!

In this episode we talk about a Philly trip, condolences, the 5-second rule, and being left off of holiday cards.

In this year's Halloween Special, we talk about trick-or-treating in the rich neighborhood, a haunted northern Michigan hotel, do a tarot read on a recurring guest, and remind you to cough up the candy.

We talk our typical absurdities like the Kentucky Meat Shower and mailing children via USPS, but this episode takes a surprising turn into ranting and joking about AI and LLM’s: something we both passionately despite. Fortunately for us, as human beings, we can create things like this podcast.

In this episode we pay tribute to the unlucky day itself by talking about frat knights, the cursed Robert the Doll, smelly cruises, and a man named Unlucky Bob.

And here begins Season 9 of Unwanted Answers! What a good day to start!

In our 2nd annual Unwanted New Year’s Special, this time in honor of the upcoming year of 2025, we not only make NEW bold predictions for this next year, we also cover last year’s psychic predictions and prove our abilities.

We also discuss Numbers Guy’s new years resolution, and give tips for how to host a good new year’s party!

It's not only our 8th annual Unwanted Christmas Special, it's also our 50th episode of Unwanted Answers! It's the season where we do all that we normally do on this deeply unwanted show, but now with royalty free holiday music and answers to questions about how to cope with the holidays! (And death looming). We discuss some cartoons needing to be deeply sad, learn about Unabomber Santa's side gig, discuss bootleg DVD's as gifts, and we hear from a snobby Christmas decoration critic. All wrapped up nicely for you to reject!

In this episode we spin a wheel full of our usual segments to see what fate wants us to answer to!

In this episode we talk about lot about weddings! Good and bad… Plus; the Wicked doll incident, Flintstone vitamins being the fountain of youth, and dealing with a stinky dead tooth – and we remember that it could always be worse (probably).

We talk about being too young to play Call of Duty, the secret section of video stores, bicycles v. tricycles, living in a constant state of paranoia, and play another UA Stinky Tomato game! This time we guess scores for Kevin James films.

We talk about major cities, what happened to country music, unusual cocktails, and Jeff’s experience with alien cloning.

In this episode we answer how to deal with a ruined birthday, how to give unlicensed tattoos, and discuss Soylent and hating mouth sounds! Also in this episode – a new segment! A sports event greater than any other happening in the first quarter of this year, where we pit our recurring guests against each other – it’s Unwanted Answers Recurring Cast Madness Bracket 2024. Who will win?

In this episode we talk about hating haircuts, water, taxes, our beautiful* country, Moose Murders on Broadway, and we answer questions like: What if you love someone who can’t be located? What’s the best way to deal with an over-gifter?

And excitingly, we introduce a new segment!: Our take on the Rotten Tomatoes guessing game; The Stinky Tomato Game: Sandler Edition (Brought to you by Huck).

*physically, not personality-wise.

Watch the video version of Huck’s Stinky Tomato Game on our YouTube channel!: https://www.youtube.com/@altdpodcasts

In this special first-ever NEW YEAR’s episode of Unwanted Answers, we talk about all things to think about going into the new year. Dogs, Rome, eggs, blood, calendars, pancakes, being framed, and a comprehensive history of Uncle Al and Aunt Ash. Finally, we give our official Unwanted Answers 2024 predictions — do we have what it takes to be among the best future-tellers? So follow us into 2024 and see how correct we were!

We also cap this episode off with some audio from our “holiday party” featuring all of our favorite reoccurring guests! That means you can join us in welcoming the new year by starting this episode at exactly 9:13:44PM to hear us count down to midnight!

It’s the 7th Unwanted Answers Christmas Special! Hoo-wee! In this special holiday episode, we talk about past holidays (including a most embarrassing Christmas story), historical December 25ths from the past, allergies to Christmas spirit, Unabomber Santa, furbabies, and finding a long lost pet named Fluffy as the final Christmas miracle of the year.

In this normal episode of Unwanted Answers, we give some advice to callers. What if you feel like a bee? What if you can't stand your coworker's mouth noises? We answer that and more, and of course, nothing is out of the ordinary in this episode!

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For our 6(66)th annual Unwanted Answers holiday special, we talk about Christmas movies (good and bad. very very bad), we talk about the origin of Christmas cards and all the special cards we got from our special guest friends. We talk to our returning guest the Unemployed Actor about his Christmas roles, we talk about a wonderful gift to get your friends and family, and finally — we talk about mending a broken family around the holidays. Sweet stuff.

In this episode we discuss quitting jobs, really flat hats, really smart relatives, really weird beverages, garbage traditions, R rated movies, and whether you really NEED to send a thank you note.