The Hooded Young Justice League

One of the most iconic and memorable episodes of Smallville has arrived, so of course we had to do another video for you all (check out our YouTube!). 

Bart makes a surprise return in Metropoils after saving Chloe from a gunman. Clark is happy to see his lil bro bro, but he suspects he’s up to no good. Come to find out, Bart is now working with Oliver on sabotaging Lex and all of his illegal Kryptonite experiments. Oliver also reveals he recruited Arthur Curry and Victor Stone for this superhero operation, who all want Clark to join them too. Guess what Oliver also does? BREAKS LOIS’ HEART!

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) makes his final season six appearance as original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

Kyle Gallner (Smile, Scream 5, Interrogation) returns to special guest star as original DC Comics character Bart Allen, a.k.a. Impulse. 

Alan Ritchson (Reacher, Titans, Blue Mountain State) returns to special guest stars as original DC Comics character Arthur Curry, a.k.a. Aquaman.

Lee Thompson Young (The Famous Jett Jackson, Rizzoli & Isles) returns to special guest star as original DC Comics character Victor Stone, a.k.a. Cyborg.

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xoxo, H2Hoe

Drama comes back with a splash in this gossip, team up-filled episode. What other way to make it better than to have Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse, return to be our special guest host.

Linda Lake, a controversial gossip journalist who can turn herself into water, eavesdrops on Chloe and Lana's conversation about how Clark is the reason Lana hasn't decided to marry Lex. After exposing this hot gossip to the public, Lana and Chloe team up against Linda. Lois thinks Oliver is Green Arrow and teams up with Jimmy to expose his secret while Clark teams up with Oliver in order to keep his vigilante identity a secret.

Tori Spelling (Beverly Hills, 90210, Scary Movie 2) special guest stars as water-powered news reporter Linda Lake.

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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Smallville Presents: Mole Man & The Open Border Policy

Smallville goes political this week when Clark befriends an illegal immigrant kid named Javier, who has just ran away from the sinister Jed McNally farm down the road. With the help of Chloe, Clark finds out McNally is a certified meteor freak and has been burying any of his illegal immigrant workers that try to leave his farm. Since Clark considers himself an illegal citizen himself, he seeks help from Martha (who is kinda racist?) to grant Javier and his mom legal status in the country.

Tyler Posey (Teen Wolf, F&F: Spy Racers) special guest stars as Javier Ramirez.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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White Noise: Smallville Edition

Looking for Static Shock? Well, keep looking because all we got is Bautista and a fellow nerd from Belle Reve.

Former Level 33.1 patient, Bronson a.k.a. White Noise, escapes and immediately kidnaps Lex in order to expose his secret meteor-infected experiments. With Lex being trapped in another frequency, due to Bronson's power, Lana teams up with Chloe and Jimmy to get him back. Meanwhile, Clark (the real hero) investigates a lead in Seattle on a bone marrow-eating Phantom Zone escapee.

Dave Bautista (Guardians of the Galaxy, Dune Pt. 1 & 2) special guest stars as Aldar, former Phantom Zone prisoner.

Elias Toufexis (Star Trek: Discovery, The Expanse) special guest stars as Bronson.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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D.A.R.E.: Smallville Edition

Shout out to the OG DC Comics drug boy, Speedy! (iykyk)

At the sake of his mental health, Oliver starts testing a new "super" drug that greatly enhances his strength and healing capabilities. As Oliver gets addicted he begins to ruin his relationship with Lois and with his peers, while also getting caught up in Lex's corrupt web. Meanwhile, Clark just wants to have Thanksgiving with his mom, Martha just wants Lionel and Lana just wants to work at a crack house.

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

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Raya returns...with Bow Wow?

We're back to the Phantom of the Week trend this season as another phantom prisoner, Baern, finds a new host body in order to track down Kal-El, a.k.a. Clark. While Baern is on his hunt for revenge, Clark is visited by Raya after thinking she was dead. Now that they have reunited, they team up in order to stop Baern from gaining more power. Meanwhile, Jimmy tries to interrogate Lex, Lana is now playing the Luthor game and Lex just wants to be Zod again.

Shad Moss, a.k.a. Bow Wow (F&F: Tokyo Drift, Roll Bounce), special guest stars as the Phantom Zone escapee, Baern.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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Time to get totally r-worded!

White kids, bullying and saying the r-word? Sounds like Kansas alright.

After attending their high school reunion, Lex and Oliver's past comes back with a vengeance after Oliver's friends die "accidentally". While Oliver thinks Lex is behind it all, Lex is just casually reliving his high school trauma. Clark and Chloe just want to find out what's actually going on. Lois decides to write a story about it all while also reminding everyone how different 2006 was (LOL).

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

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"Green Arrow Bandit"...C'mon Lois!

One of the most iconic episodes is finally here to be reviewed by your two favorite hosts, and it still holds up!

Already having introduced Oliver Queen back in episode two of this season, we are now officially introduced to his vigilante side. After a series of robberies involving black market jewelry, one of which was Martha's, Clark and Lois start to do their own investigations to uncover who is behind it all. Lex is still out of his mind and wanting to further study the broken piece of Brainiac. Lana finally shows us her true colors...oh wait, we already knew she was evil!

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

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C.K. v Gloria's Seeds: Who you got?

Smallville goes #EcoFriendly with a new season trend: Phantom of the Week. After a bizarre murder/kidnapping, Clark finds himself going up against a super hot, plant-controlling alien...from the Phantom Zone. Lex and Lana are fighting over what they're wearing to the Dark Thursday Ball charity event. Lois tries to redeem herself for ruining Martha's meeting with Queen Industries by offering herself to Oliver for the night.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

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Super Sick. Super Sneezes. Super Breath!

After almost two seasons, our boy C.K. adds another power to his arsenal.

In the aftermath of Zod's chaos, now dubbed "Dark Thursday", Clark has spent the week going into overdrive in order to help cities all over the world recover from the catastrophic event. Due to his prior exposure from the Phantom Zone, and current overexertion, Clark finds himself with his own version of a Krypotion common cold. The symptoms? SUPER SNEEZES. As Clark attempts to get his new power under control, he finds himself also trying to help find Lex who appears to have been kidnapped by government agents. Meanwhile, Lana further proves that she is, in fact, a homeless person...or "poor" or whatever.

Locklyn Munro (Scary Movie, White Chicks, Peacemaker) special guest stars as Orlando Block.

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

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A Smallville Special: The Stories Nobody Asked For!

Today the Two Nerdy Idiots dive deep into one of the Smallville Legends stories: The Oliver Queen Chronicles. Join us in reviewing this 6-part "mobisode" series on the early life of Oliver Queen before his first live-action appearance next week on episode two, "Sneeze".

Also tying into our next week's episode is the discontinued Smallville magazine story, issue #17: "Toy". We like to call it "Toy Story" around here, so deal with it. Lex and Lana decide to host a charity carnival due to Zod's destruction in episode one, but they forgot about one problem...the smelly, creepy, old man who used to make Lex toys that lives in a trailer.

As always, hope you enjoy the show

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KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.

The start of another new season with the conclusion to Smallville's three-part episode beginning back in season five.

After Zod has taken over Lex's body, everything has fallen into chaos. With Clark now trapped in the Phantom Zone, who is left to save the world? You guessed it... LANA LANG! Lana teams up with Lionel, Martha and Chloe in order to stop Lex, a.k.a. Zod, from taking over the planet. Meanwhile, Clark befriends his father's Kryptonian mistress (oops, we meant "assistant") in order to get back to Earth.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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The Award Show, Pt. V

Welcome back to our end-of-season award show!

The Two Nerdy Idiots return with all the great and worst moments of season five along with a variety of categories, some old and some new. We also bring a new special guest host into the mix to help be the tiebreaker.

Thank you again to all of our fans for riding with us another season. ENJOY THE SHOW!

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Bald Billionaire v Kryptonian AI: Who Wins?

The Two Nerdy Idiots have finally reached the halfway mark with Smallville!

Milton Fine, a.k.a. Brainiac, has come to collect his master Zod's vessel: Lex. Clark continues to have the worst year ever, Lana is somehow still the most terrible person, Martha is becoming senile and Jor-El is starting to be SuperJealous of Jon (who is dead btw).

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine, a.k.a. DC Comic's original character Brainiac.

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The Tale of Lex Luthor, the Virus Collector

This season's penultimate episode is here and it's wild to say the least. Ghost Jon tells Clark to kill Lionel Luthor...yes sir? Lex is collecting the world's deadliest viruses for Dr. Fine and has no idea why...dope? Lana and Lois have a nice day together...cute? Oh, and it's Clark's birthday...SURPRISE?!

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine.

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Clark Kent v Graham Cracker: Who wins?

Our end of season Meteor Freak of the Week episode arrives when Clark just happens to save the wrong person in Metropolis, and his name is Graham Garrett. After befriending Clark to repay him, Graham finds the perfect way to win CK over: kill Lex Luthor. Chloe gets the details and finds out Graham is one of the FBI's most wanted hitmen due to his powers of invisibility. Now that Clark knows his Graham Cracker is a killer, will he stop him from killing his own personal Judas, a.k.a. Lex?

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A Smallville Love Story: Foil Man's Games

This week we get the show's version of "Do you want to play a game?" when a mysterious, foil-masked figure appears to Lionel with a personal vendetta. The Foil Man tests Lionel with life or death challenges, even going as far as involving Martha into the game. When both of them go missing, Clark and Lex decide to put their differences aside to rescue their parents.

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Orphan/Glass/Betrayal

Another orphaned child, another Clark Kent ready to be their dad.

This week a little girl named Maddie Van Horn is taken to the Kent house after a freak accident killed her foster mother and Martha's chief of staff. Clark finds out Maddie has the ability to control all things glass, something that her biological father passed on to her. Speaking of, her father is out of prison and hunting down Maddie! Also, Chloe decides to have a chat with Lex about what's going on with him and Lana...

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Flatliners: The Smallville Edition

We've got a Lana Lang special this week! The topic? Overdose into the afterlife.

Lana isn't taking the break-up too well and gets addicted to a Kryptonite drug that lets her visit her dead parents. As Lana slowly becomes a junkie for death, everyone around her gets involved in order to find the ones supplying the drug to her. Meanwhile, Lionel and Martha talk about going to a government event together...as dates.

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Ever heard of the game "Simone Says"?

Things take a magical turn this week after a new girl named Simone gets hired to hypnotize Clark with her gigantic blue necklace. You know what that means...break up with Lana! As Clark is being controlled, Chloe and Lois try to figure out anything to help break him out this spell. Meanwhile, Lex manages to strike a deal with Dr. Milton Fine after finding him in Honduras investigating extraterrestrial activity.

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine.

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