S4 E5: Zipper

Stand back! Something might flop out and hit ya right between the eyes! Sandy Bumcum “fasten"-ates J.G. Wentworth, Mike Lit, and the Research Department with stories about zippers!

DISCLAIMER: Some dipshit grabbed the wrong mike and threw off each channel’s pre-defined settings, so this one sounds shittier than usual—even worse than S3 E8: Shitty EQ!