- S3 E6: Fish.
Zimm Zamm discusses some fishy incidents with Pilgrim Penhurst and Holden Demtitties.
On a rare and heartfelt serious note: RIP Abby. You were amazing--even when you interrupted every recording. We love you and will never forget you. Sadie and Conway are carrying on in your honor.
38m - Jul 17, 2024 - S3 E5: Grab Bag
Spliff McKinley, Ol' Carl Suction Tube, and Bruce McCoochie discuss a grab bag of stories.
Research Department describes an interaction with a homeless guy.
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47m - Jul 9, 2024 - S3 E4: Prince?
Main Guy: Roger Themall
This Guy: Toro Johnson
That Guy: Willie Layer
The panel discusses stories related to printing.
35m - Jun 15, 2024 - S3 E2: Something Special
Hosts discuss stories about special effects...and other special things.
S2E3 - 39m - May 5, 2024 - Employee #1 S2 E22
Just the facts, ma'am.
Contestants:
• The Virgin Connie Swail
• Pep Streebeck
Host:
• Emil Muzz
Categories:
• Black
• Magic
• Woman
• Devil
• Blue
• Dress
S2E22 - 36m - Feb 10, 2024 - Employee #1 - S2 E21
Host and "Main Guy" Hollis Mulwray carries the water for contestant and professional flashlight repairman J.J. Gittes (playing for his nameless charity) and dyslexic Noah "Norah" Cross, the 1974 Paste Eating Champion of the United States (playing for his charity Hymen Transplants).
Categories include:
• Launch
• Moon
• Orbit
• Space
• Star
• Sun
LEGAL ADDENDUM: Our attorneys insist that we apologize in advance to 13-year-old girls, Jack Nicholson, and that teen-fucking, kid-diddling, jug-eared, sex-offending puke Roman Polanski.
#accident #blackhumor #california #comedy #crude #dark #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature#morbid #osha#pottymouths #schadenfreude #tasteless #vulgar
S2E21 - 43m - Jan 6, 2024 - Employee #1 S2 E20
My boss at work tells me that my written communications are too wordy. "Summarize! Use bullet points," he says...
Host:
- Billy Ray Valentine
Contestants:
- Randolph Duke
- Mortimer Duke
- Hans Nono
Charities:
- Stop Playing the Same Three Christmas Songs in Stores
- Stop All This Christmas Bullshit Before Thanksgiving
Categories include:
- Boat
- Car
- Motorcycle
- Plane
- Scooter
- Truck
#accident #blackhumor #california #comedy #crude #dark #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #vulgar
41m - Dec 17, 2023 - Employee #1 S2 E19
Jim Chimney hosts a game between Chim Panzee and Angus Stinkhole! There's real money at stake here. Which charity will get a bit of a boost: "Dog Voicebox Removal for Dogs Less Than 80 Pounds" or "The Immediate Ban of the Know-It-All Football Guy at the Bar"?!
Betcha can't hardly wait!
Categories include:
• Jesus
• Rides
• Beside
• Never
• Buys
• Smokes
35m - Nov 23, 2023 - Employee #1 S2 E18
Welcome to the shit-show. Sir F. Real plays for "Fuck NASA" against Richard Ramdatazz who hopes his charity "The Foundation for Elderly Kittens" gets some change in its litter box. Joe Blob hosts.
Categories include:
• major
• log
• jam
• flush
• overflow
• plunge
37m - Nov 12, 2023 - Employee #1 - S2 E17
Some guy named Ron Dickles thinks he can win all the money for his charity "Shear Pins on Mobility Scooter Seats" while another jerk-off wanna-be honkey pimp calls himself Harry Poppins thinks he's gonna take a windfall for his charity "Holler for a Ho."
Categories include:
• Never
• Look
• Back
• Ready
• Aim
• Fire
A rascal named Len Guini tries to keep a lid on things so they don't boil over.
Oh, almost forgot, if you were in the northern Utah area last week, there was a very cool Halloween-themed car show/art auction called Kulture Krash. All proceeds benefited the children's charity Angel's Hands Foundation. It was at Copperton Park on Saturday, October 7th starting at 9:00 am.
Some voices you might recognize might have had a booth and might be giving away stickers and might have sold one t-shirt and nobody bought a coffee mug.
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40m - Oct 14, 2023 - Employee #1 S2 E16
Contestant Marv the Butcher plays for his charity Make Every City Park a Peanut Farm, against Ricardo Hard who hopes to win the prize money for his pet project, the Institute of Undescended Testicles. Jor L. Thundernuts hosts.
Come get your Ayn Rand fix.
Categories include:
- Earth
- Wind
- Fire
- Stiff
- Little
- Fingers
S2E16 - 56m - Sep 16, 2023 - Employee #1 S2 E15
In a historic first, Shawna Forbush joins as the first female contestant!
Within two minutes she quits.
Touch Connors wants to blow up the moon, while Craven Morcucchi wants to fund the Society for Redundancy Society. Host Dudley Santana can't quite herd these cats.
Categories include:
- Hand
That's it. Hand.
S2E15 - 38m - Sep 2, 2023 - Employee #1 S2 E14
Hazel Motes hosts as Cy Winkelman and Nick O'Tene (no relation to Flannery O'Connor) go eye-to-eye and see who can line up the sights to hit the bullseye.
Categories include:
- Eye 1
- Eye 2
- Eye 3
- Eye 4
- Eye 5
- Eye 6
You don't dare miss this one! Be cool: make sure nobody at the water cooler knows what the fuck you're talking about tomorrow.
S2E14 - 40m - Aug 14, 2023 - Employee #1 S2 E13
Robin D. Bank and Anita Hanjob go head-to-head in a losing battle while Rip Forskinsky hosts. This one has some gross comments.
Categories include:
- Old
- Blue
- Damp
- Hanging
- Ball
- Sack
S2E13 - 31m - Jul 24, 2023 - Employee #1 S2 E12
John Donson hosts contestants Rand Dover (playing for his charity Permanently Ban Bow Ties 'Cause They're Fucking Ugly and Retarded) and Munchin Herbusch (playing for his charity For the Love of Christ and Everything Sacred and Holy Can We Please Stop Curb Rash).
Categories include:
- thick
- fat
- lazy
- gross
- sweaty
- pig
S2E12 - 32m - Jul 7, 2023 - Employee #1 S2 E11
Caesar Salad hosts contestants Lester Ectley (playing for the charity Less Mobility Scooters in Walmart) and Cole N. Oscopy (who is all revved up about his charity Cole-alition to Restore PornHub to the Fine Porn-Loving Adults in Utah).
Categories include:
• Dirty
• Drunk
• Poor
• Rotten
• Trailer
• Trash
• White
S2E11 - 41m - Jun 4, 2023 - Employee #1 S2 E10
Joltin' Joe Formaggio hosts Doctor Con Dom and Benjamin Doverbitch. Things get cheesy.
- Crust
- Dangling
- Fungus
- Nail
- Thick
- Tow
- Yellow
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S2E10 - 29m - May 21, 2023 - Employee #1 S2 E9
Nine episodes...nine stories.
Cornelius Keg hosts as mutineers Willie Stroker and Horatio Hornblower survive nine challenges AND shots of imitation peanut butter-flavored whiskey each time Cornie's insulin pump alarm fires off in the background.
Categories include:
- Bang
- Fingered
- First Base
- Handy
- Missionary
- Rear-Ended
- Sixty-Nine
- Spooning
- Suck
49m - May 2, 2023
