- Employee #1 S2 E10
Joltin' Joe Formaggio hosts Doctor Con Dom and Benjamin Doverbitch. Things get cheesy.
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https://www.patreon.com/Employee129m | May 21, 2023
- Employee #1 S2 E9
Nine episodes...nine stories.
Cornelius Keg hosts as mutineers Willie Stroker and Horatio Hornblower survive nine challenges AND shots of imitation peanut butter-flavored whiskey each time Cornie's insulin pump alarm fires off in the background.
49m | May 2, 2023
- First Base
- Employee #1 S2 E8
Mack Heath gasps and hacks his way through one ripper of a show. Guests Bob Wilson and Ricardo "Rock" Hardcock see who's charity will bubble to the top in a smoke-filled high stakes game.
32m | Apr 15, 2023
- Employee #1 S2 E7
The game show run BY mental defectives FOR mental defectives. Al Buterol hoarsely gasps his way through several insulin pump alerts, mouse clicks, and sarcastic rude contestants.
Buck Needlehoffer thrills the audience on behalf of his charity "Make the First Friday of Every Month Free Crack Day" while Curtis "Cooter" Stuffer goes all out for his charity "Cooter's Kids."
- Elevated Lift
- "It's Windy!"
DISCLAIMER: This broadcast is not affiliated with nor sponsored by farthammer.com.25m | Mar 25, 2023
- Employee #1 S2 E6
David Blowie hosts a game of Spin the Bottle.
Contestant Ian McCracken, hoping to raise funds for the “Phil/Ian McCracken Gerbil Rescue,” challenges Victor Charlie who hopes to secure funding for his charity “Properly Pave the Ho Chi Minh Trail”!
- Forklift vs. Scooter
- Gas Station #2
- Rebar 4
- Security Shoplift
accident blackhumor bottle california comedy crude dark forklift gallowshumor industrialaccident osha schadenfreude tasteless vulgar31m | Mar 10, 2023
- Employee #1 S2 E5
Join professional jug blower Car Los as he competes for the charity "Tent Removal for the Homeless" against professional finger painter E. Jack Youlate, whose "Foundation to Put Warning Labels on Everything" just might win the whole enchilada. Buffalo Bill hosts this nail-biting juggernaut.23m | Feb 26, 2023
- Employee #1 S2 S4
If you were supporting us on Patreon, you would have heard this two weeks ago, and enjoyed an additional 11 minutes!
Leopold Jankum competes for his charity “Breast Implants for the Elderly” against Wayne Kerr, who is playing for his charity “The Prevention of People Who Let Their Dogs Kiss Their Face and Mouths.”
Who will win? It's all in the hands of Dr. Acula!23m | Feb 11, 2023
- Employee #1 S2 S3
Lou Weegee hosts challengers Yellin' Ellen Belwyn and Mike Litoris square off to see if the charity "Speech Therapy for People Who Say 'Woof'" or "Labia Frostbite Prevention by Reversing Laser Hair Removal (Bring Back the Bush).”25m | Jan 28, 2023
- Employee #1 S2 E2
Host Paddy Cakes is joined by contestants Tug Wingwalker and Peter Dragin who match wits to see who's charity takes the full load.22m | Jan 11, 2023
- Season 2 Episode 1
Host Fig Newton is joined by contestants Gregory Van Peckerlips and Steffan Morebeaver who battle it out for their favorite charities! The stories are as random as the editing.
What was Employee #1’s life worth?
Will “Save the Coney Island Whitefish” or “Stilts for Little People” get the payoff?
What the fuck is with the stupid ending?
Tune in and find out!35m | Dec 17, 2022
- Season 1 finale Episode 24: Holy Diver
HA! You thought we'd forgotten to post our final episode of Season 1. We did.
Hosts Jock Q. Sto, Fred Iguana, and Justin Herass close out the theme-themed first season.
Coming soon, Season 2! Random stories presented in a gameshow format in which guests compete for the charities of their choice!22m | Dec 9, 2022
- Episode 23: Escalator to Heaven
Hosts Upton Downey, Tammy “Tam” Pon, Peter Fitzinwell spend a few moments discussing the ups and downs of working on, in, and around escalators.24m | Nov 20, 2022
- Episode 21: Street Fighting Man
Hosts Donny Brook, Ray Mancini, and Juan Morehead put up their dukes and take a poke at stories where Employee #1 gets in a beef at work. This one is a real hit.
BONUS: Juan gets wistfully sidetracked discussing his old friends at a pallet factory. Ray has a momentary lapse of identity. And Donny will likely get his head caved in with a fucking ABC fire extinguisher when this one hits the free public feed.24m | Oct 22, 2022
- Episode 20: Life is Shit (Explicit)
Hosts Dean Gilberry, Alexander Cummings and Billy Bongsmoke (or as he's known on the Unethical and Private Dicks podcasts, Richard Steudle) cram into the black cocoa control room to discuss some crap that happened to Employee #1 when a toilet was involved.
As if that weren't bad enough, somebody says the R-word. I guess you could say that this turd is rated R.42m | Oct 12, 2022
- Episode 19: Metal Health (Explicit)
Hosts Zip the Pinhead, John Diss, and Seymour Wieners discuss heavy metal.
Copper spraying, copper tubing, copper flashing, copper jacketed hollow-points and an alligator shear chewing on recycled copper strand. You get it.
BONUS: A research break featuring silent muttering and microphone fumbling.
EXTRA BONUS: Terms that are no longer permissible, as far as the legal department is concerned.
Also, a promo for a friend’s podcast at the beginning. If you haven’t heard the Private Dicks podcast, give them a listen! Tell ‘em some guy with a fake name sent ya! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/private-dicks/id160794754326m | Sep 1, 2022
- Episode 18: Lords of Acid (Explicit)
Hosts Garr Goyle, Izzy Cummin, and Huell Babineau take a trip (and take you on a ride). Don’t drop. Don’t get burned. In what might have been a flashback, the gents get a bit side-tracked during a research break.
BONUS: Izzy thinks he’s in a karaoke bar.
WARNING: P-word. Lots and lots of P-word.30m | Aug 16, 2022
- Episode 17: ELO, CCR, REM and ERI
They call it a comeback, but we shoulda stayed gone.
Hosts Hector "The Injector," Dick Bong, and Seymour Asscrack venture into a themed episode covering nine stories filled with Ejections, Rejections and Injections.
The less said, the better.
Extra bonus: Contest T-shirt winner revealed! CONGRATULATIONS RICHARD STEUDLE!!!40m | Jul 23, 2022
- Episode 16: Take My Breath Away
Hosts Newman Thorax, Heinrich Heimlich, and Rusty Trombone get a bit long-winded discussing a few situations where folks couldn't get a lung full.
This one features wheezing laughter, burps, farts, and various canine background noises including, but not limited to: Fighting; Barking; Claw scuffing; and a short bout of kennel cough.
Oh, and Rusty loses his temper.
Prepare to be blown away, but pay heed: You won't find this on the Oxygen network.
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Check out Justin's art and knick-knacks on Etsy.40m | Jun 18, 2022
- Episode 15: I Like Beer
Hosts Little Petey Papadopolus, Dang Lin Wang, and Samuel Adams get all hopped up and yeasty discussing fun workplace incidents with barley-pop.
The less said about this hangover-in-the-making, the better. [burp]40m | Jun 1, 2022
- Episode 14: Space Forklift (extra long, with special guest!)
Hosts Hubie Marsden, Buc Nasty, Ben Jackenoff, and "True Crime" Randy Travis feed you a spoonful of forklift delight. Pull the parking brake, lift the mast and roll into a super bonus extra extended, shin-peeling adventure.
Randy may or may not have a successful podcast of his own. Don't blame him for slumming.
#accident #blackhumor #comedy #crude #forklift #industrialaccident #kentchungus #osha #schadenfreude #tasteless #truecrimekent #vulgar1h 21m | May 10, 2022