Psst... did you hear? It was a full-frontal attack of the face! Emma and Shannon talk gossip, scuttlebutt, and rumours both on the show and behind the scenes. Is gossip good? Is it bad? Or is it just gab? Side conversations include Carrie's stalking behaviour, actors becoming their characters, the infamous SJP and Kim Cattrall feud, and the haunting eyes behind the movie poster for Tim Allen's 2006 masterpiece, the Shaggy Dog. Our babies are settled, massage wands returned, and we're ready to dish the dirt!

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Flirtini? Tartini? Excuse you! We’d like a cheeseburger, large fries, and a Cosmopolitan! Emma and Shannon are discussing alcohol as an accessory, its relationship to wealth and class, and hot mess territory (that never warrants a passive-aggressive AA card).

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We brought the marijuana into the house and we're taking it with us when we leave! In a special 420 episode, Emma and Shannon are toking about Carrie's infamous breakup doobie, Sam's Hawaiian Gold, sex on X, and other drugs in the SATC universe. Join us on a journey – a trip if you will – or we'll just meet you around the corner at Drown the Hound.

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Pack your bags, listeners – you're coming to the country with us! Emma and Shannon discuss the great outdoors, Aidan's rustic cabin, getting stuck in the mud, appropriate footwear, and feeling out of your element. City life? Country life? Who knows, maybe we're all just rats in various cute outfits.

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Scout, Pete, Fatty, and Elizabeth Taylor have entered the chat... much to Carrie's dismay. Let's talk pets! Emma and Shannon are swiping right on dogs, left on rodents, and discussing the owners on the other end of the leash in the SATC universe. PETE KNEW!

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Emma and Shannon are grabbing the big candles and come full circle from discussing death to birthdays and all the mixed feelings about attention, celebration, aging, and expectations that come with them. Order us a couple of Shirley Temples and we'll see you at Il Cantinori... cc Friar Fuck.

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From Charlotte and Trey to the wedding that's reduced to just gay, Emma and Shannon are discussing wedding ceremonies, speeches, outfits, and the Liza Minnelli of it all. We'll see you on the dance floor, Bunny MacDougal!

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*Contains various movie/TV spoilers! In a special Valentine's Day Minisode, Emma and Shannon rate famous love quotes as they compare to Big’s low-effort love fax/email based on our newly-created and highly-scientific "email to heaven" or "fax to hell" system.

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Emma and "Scannin' Shannon" are confronting their relationship ghosts and taking a dive into the Ex Files. Can Carrie and Big just be friends? Or should we run away and pretend exes don't exist, à la Miranda? Either way, we're walkin', talkin', scannin', and feeling hot. 🔥

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Devan, member of our IRL Book Club and English Teacher who finishes every book he starts, is our special guest star! He and Shannon both read Sex and the City by Candace Bushnell, the OG Carrie Bradshaw, and take to the mic to compare and contrast.

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We're so bored we could DIE... well, maybe not yet. Emma and Shannon are just two aspiring ghosts discussing how different characters experience death, grief, loss, and Big's very forward vision of heaven. Digressions include the Sims, ultimatums, face slaps, and Emma's karaoke funeral.

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Bring your own... baby...? Emma and Shannon are exiting their gingerbread houses to discuss the topic of babies and motherhood throughout the show. Don't worry, this is a stork-free zone, the name Shayla is firmly off limits, and we wouldn't dare bring a cardboard baby into the picture.

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We're back in the New York groove! Emma and Shannon are piling into the mustang and driving up that hill to discuss pal trips throughout the series.

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In the season finale, Emma and Shannon reflect on their first year of podcasting, including having a little faith, ideal guests, supportive listeners, and the X, Y and Me of it all. We don't have a "Woke Moment!" button yet, but when the time comes, will it be Kim Cattrall saying "no"? Or will it be alarm-adjacent and related to physically waking up? Stay tuned for season two because like Kim, we never want to be in a situation for more than an hour where we aren't enjoying ourselves and we can confirm: we're having a great time!

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Emma and Shannon are Starting Over, Yet Again. We discuss Carrie's aversion to therapy, the stigma associated with seeking emotional support, and meet-cutes in the therapist's office that include... Jon Bon Jovi? Although societal attitudes towards mental health have progressed since the early aughts, the fear and shame of being the "sad" person crying in the self-help aisle is still very real. We embrace the sad! It's our life and we'll cry and talk to our own Dr. G if we want to!

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Anything? Nothing? Braces? Emma and Shannon take it back to school, discussing the highs and lows of their junior high and high school experiences while tackling the big questions. Is David Duchovny bland or is he just David Duchovny? Is Power Lad cute? But most importantly, would we have scored the invite to Jenny Brier's bat mitzvah? Probably not, but we've made peace with it.

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Emma and Shannon question the complicated relationship we have with forgiveness and apologies. Carrie begs Aiden, "YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE ME," but do we really have to? Maybe we need to accept the “nook” may never be the same and avoid stalking our ex’s ex-wife at lunch.

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In our first guest episode, Emma and Shannon say "hello, c-c-c-curly!" to friend and artist Neelam. They discuss a woman's right to shoes, the significance of punctuation, and the societal expectations of reaching a certain age.

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Who are we? Meg Ryan? Fuck! Emma and Shannon are sharing all their feelings on the second half of And Just Like That, while manifesting a second season. Unofficially sponsored by Tony! From Prada! and his hot Brooklyn club.

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Emma and Shannon address the blatant and subtle biphobia that transpires across the SATC universe, as well as how the show portrays folks that exist outside the gender binary. They also discuss their own red and green flags.

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