This week, someone is new at Heu Vita Highschool and something might be amiss with our school lunch. We also feature music by Kiarra Woodard.

The first ever Heu Vita High School student-run radio show is a go. We provide listeners with the most recent school news as well as get the inside scoop on the big stories. This week, we try to find out what exactly a “school play” is, as well as take a look at the newest member of our community. Stay tuned for updates on the weather, clubs, and existence.

-Some audio content used can be found at looperman.com-

You are about to embark on a wonderful journey! You will meet new potential sacrifices (or friends)! You will learn new criminal tactics and barking techniques! You are about to begin...high school (unless this is not your first year, in which case we salute you for your survival skills). Heu Vita high school is a wonderful place run by a benevolent dictatorship of school management that cares very very little for student or staff well-being. Listen in to this radio show in order to get the latest updates and increase the probability of your survival from 1% to 2%. That’s right, listening to this radio show DOUBLES your odds of survival. Talk to you soon!