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i recorded this back in February 2024 but am just now posting it in June 2024 so spoiler alert i didn&#39;t die lol

going to the ER for my heart

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*walkie-talkie static* &#34;this is officer matty k, car #1, coming to you live from the Target parking lot, i kinda wanna go eat Arby&#39;s rn, so i can keep keeping these streets safe, over &amp; out&#34; *click*

neighborhood watch

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i started talking out loud to myself &amp; i was like daaamn my voice sounds very deep manly masculine &amp; sexy i should record a podcast episode, so i did, this is that episode, you probably already figured that tho, didn&#39;t you? you so smart. i&#39;m proud of you!

recording a podcast episode in the morning right after waking up

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its a super thin crust bbq chicken pizza... its basically like eating air

should i eat an entire frozen pizza by myself & then go to bed?

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rice + carbonated beverage = tummy ache

YOU ARE IN DANGER!

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chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich

i guess i'm higher than i think

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i&#39;m really stoked about this episode

i finally figured out why Spotify banned my podcast (eating Chipotle alone in my car)

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it&#39;s the 3rd pre roll of the day cannabis marijuana weed stoned high 420 relaxing california podcast

smoke a joint with me #5

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i found $5 on the floor! come relax &amp; vibe with matty k 🤙🏻 marijuana cannabis weed 420 high stoned stoner los angeles california relaxing podcast sleep aid storytelling funny positive vibes

come smoke a joint with me #4

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matty talks about his flight from Philadelphia to Los Angeles... in 163% speed

Philly to LA (podcast in 163% speed)

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i asked chatGPT ai to write a fan fiction about John Cena falling in love with a pecan pie

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i could&#39;ve used that money on chipotle

breaking my neighbor's $87 umbrella

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walking my neighbor’s dog in the rain

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mmm smells like garlic cannabis weed marijuana stoned 420 preroll edibles flower green california stoner thc cbd

Come Smoke A Joint With Me #3

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this is the most cringe i&#39;ve ever posted... anyways here&#39;s a bunch of random keywords to help this episode get discovered by the algorithm lol please subscribe! single dating relationships gen z millennials gen x swiping tinder apps love cheated on come thru lying fake catfish venting cathartic

Cringe Rant: Getting Ghosted By My 24 Hour Situationship

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i just remembered i have cheetos in my car

smoke weed with me in the rain #2

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fall asleep to this relaxing 1 hour recording of Los Angeles at night in the rain. i walked around with an umbrella recording all different things like the raindrops on the roof, the cars driving by, the trickle of the runoff, &amp; the draining of the gutters. use headphones for a truly immersive experience. asmr

Los Angeles Rainstorm At Night (1 Hour Relaxing Sleep Aid)

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&#34;GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM SUSAN!&#34;

Airplane Captain Announcements 2 (Funny)

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&#34;Good afternoon Ladies &amp; Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... did anyone have the chicken?&#34;

Airplane Captain Announcements (Funny)

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In A World, Where I Have To Get Out Of Bed...