- going to the ER for my heart
i recorded this back in February 2024 but am just now posting it in June 2024 so spoiler alert i didn't die lol
E50 - 8m - Jun 23, 2024 - neighborhood watch
*walkie-talkie static* "this is officer matty k, car #1, coming to you live from the Target parking lot, i kinda wanna go eat Arby's rn, so i can keep keeping these streets safe, over & out" *click*
E49 - 9m - Jun 20, 2024 - recording a podcast episode in the morning right after waking up
i started talking out loud to myself & i was like daaamn my voice sounds very deep manly masculine & sexy i should record a podcast episode, so i did, this is that episode, you probably already figured that tho, didn't you? you so smart. i'm proud of you!
E48 - 25m - Jun 20, 2024 - should i eat an entire frozen pizza by myself & then go to bed?
its a super thin crust bbq chicken pizza... its basically like eating air
E47 - 10m - Jun 19, 2024 - i finally figured out why Spotify banned my podcast (eating Chipotle alone in my car)
i'm really stoked about this episode
E44 - 13m - May 4, 2024 - smoke a joint with me #5
it's the 3rd pre roll of the day
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E43 - 32m - Apr 30, 2024 - come smoke a joint with me #4
i found $5 on the floor! come relax & vibe with matty k 🤙🏻
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E42 - 49m - Apr 28, 2024 - Philly to LA (podcast in 163% speed)
matty talks about his flight from Philadelphia to Los Angeles... in 163% speed
E41 - 1h 4m - Apr 25, 2024 - i asked chatGPT ai to write a fan fiction about John Cena falling in love with a pecan pie
🥧
E40 - 12m - Apr 7, 2024 - Come Smoke A Joint With Me #3
mmm smells like garlic
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E37 - 28m - Apr 4, 2024 - Cringe Rant: Getting Ghosted By My 24 Hour Situationship
this is the most cringe i've ever posted... anyways here's a bunch of random keywords to help this episode get discovered by the algorithm lol please subscribe!
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E36 - 13m - Apr 4, 2024 - Los Angeles Rainstorm At Night (1 Hour Relaxing Sleep Aid)
fall asleep to this relaxing 1 hour recording of Los Angeles at night in the rain. i walked around with an umbrella recording all different things like the raindrops on the roof, the cars driving by, the trickle of the runoff, & the draining of the gutters. use headphones for a truly immersive experience. asmr
E34 - 1h 0m - Mar 20, 2024 - Airplane Captain Announcements (Funny)
"Good afternoon Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... did anyone have the chicken?"
E32 - 9m - Mar 14, 2024
