The podcast you&#39;re too ashamed to tell people about. Real stories. Ranting. Resentment. Weekly.

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Here cums the Men In Black… Alcoholic timeline… Im here for the assistant puppeteer / housekeeper position… Me toooooo? Clipboard reincarnations… Back before he shot somebody... and we chat about &#34;Claim to Fame.&#34;

Claim to Lame

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A list made by terrible women of places not to take them on first dates... My uncle sending dick pics again… My electricity’s out because I’m a premature ejaculator… now go downtown with that teriyaki tongue… why is there a homeless guy passed out at our first date… When did we get a waterbed, oh that’s my ass implants… Love is [a] hard [dick]

Women Think They're Too Good for the Cheesecake Factory

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Why would a blind man go to an aquarium? Because apparently it happens. Plus, &#34;Am I the Asshole&#34;, and a new, TERRIBLE 90 Day Fiance starts. Also in this episode: Is that a tampon or termite…respectful bondage…lego dildos…Ric Flair dreams…trans nose jobs…my mom sleeps in my closet…baggage claim proposals…and Strong black witches of color!

The BOHRING Pod: Strong Black Witches of Color

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Speaking to our computers! Grass Talk!! Bathtub Watch!!! Cum Vision!!!! Also…fart attacks…Escape Plan by Hunter Biden…Slaying on discord and selling fish. 90 Day Fiance Tell All!

The Hunter Biden Art Caper! Also, 90 Day Fiance Tell All.

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MySpace catfishing... Hawaii hotel room catfishing... Foster kid extended warranty... How do you fake an orgasm with a deaf guy? ...thou shalt nut your neighbors wife... 90 Day Beyond the 90 Days Fiance Finale!

Sexy MySpace Audio Catfishing

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Don’t fly on a plane with Tucker Carlson… First we smoked crack, and then things got fun… Bill Cosby’s penis snacks…Filipino Libertarian Deaf Scuba Diving Club… Sign language love-making… Now I have to use the toilet, but not to shit... One finger is ok, two is a sin.

A Penis Full of Toilet Snacks

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Bring all your milkshakes to our yard as we chat about the pretend Hurricane in LA, Taryn Manning eating married butts, a milk-mad vendetta and wrap it all up with some astrology-obsessed autists on 90 Day Fiance.

A good hurricane hose story… Mike Pence can’t jump… you got butthole boat money… you’re at the GAP, the GAPE is downstairs… Your honor, I’m sexlexic… Losing arguments and exploding heads...

You Got Butthole Boat Money / Mad Over Milk

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Home-Made Glory Hole Tips...Justin Trudeau isn&#39;t cool enough for the &#34;Black Eye Club&#34; ...Lizzo goes bananas...The Running Man or downtown Portland?... and was there buttsex or no buttsex on &#34;90 Day Fiance?!&#34; And wine coolers and boner tape... Subscribe to the podcast! https://redcircle.com/shows/e39b9e57-0dba-4bd6-b2e2-d3ad9c49a294

Wine Coolers and Boner Tape

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Brian discovers a terrifying new type of bug...and pokes it. Plus: I want to have sex with something as wet as the Panama Canal… dildo putters… I only take a shit at the Ritz… Wife living her best life on her back at the fraternity… 1 ticket to Fresno with a layover in Barbados… and she stole my man with her sign language...

Hissing Bugs and The Men Who Poke Them

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An incestous &#34;Am I the Asshole&#34;... does the MLB Home Run Derby suck?... 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days gets graphic with its sign language, and we&#39;re...&#34;serving fish.&#34;

An incestous "Am I the Asshole"... does the MLB Home Run Derby suck?... 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days gets graphic with its sign language, and we're..."serving fish."

This Sign Language is Making Me Horny

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Piggy Cop Bros at &#34;Porcfest&#34;, and we run through more &#34;90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days&#34; idiocy after a couple weeks off. Plus: Hey barber, make me look like Mark Davis… My one death wish wasted on Payne Stewart… Leave turds, go Birds… Catfishing your own son… Where’s my sleeping baseball cap? …Deaf money pox… and I’ll suck that D but I’m still heterosexual AF.

MILF of GOD

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A sex robot you can trust…your sizzle flaps are uh.. sizzlin... nerd gobblin mode… oh no, he was killed by a trunk… THE RETURN OF &#34;90 DAY FIANCE&#34; TALK… foam finger sign language… it’s a man baby! And &#34;Love it or List It, Vietnam&#34;

A sex robot you can trust…your sizzle flaps are uh.. sizzlin... nerd gobblin mode… oh no, he was killed by a trunk… THE RETURN OF "90 DAY FIANCE" TALK… foam finger sign language… it’s a man baby! And "Love it or List It, Vietnam"

A Sex Robot You Can Trust, and We're Watching "90 Day Fiance" Again

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I’m so emotional baby... oh, wrong abused black woman... Heaven is racist... you have to wear this horny collar to come in the house... We need an actress who looks like a fish damnit... Mermaid Gynecologist, M.D! And... butthole workout shorts.

I’m so emotional baby... oh, wrong abused black woman... Heaven is racist... you have to wear this horny collar to come in the house... We need an actress who looks like a fish damnit... Mermaid Gynecologist, M.D! And... butthole workout shorts.

RIP Chain Mail Dresses - and Also Tina Turner.

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Don is back from Mexico, where he could probably pass for a native despite his Jewish heritage. So, it&#39;s Mayan Pun Day! ...Why are homeless licking our porch? ...Negligent father of two, and raging drunk... Black Barbershop Airlines... and throw it in the mask pit with the others.

Don is back from Mexico, where he could probably pass for a native despite his Jewish heritage.

Boston Crabs and Mexican Dons

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My garbage disposal has an input output problem… South Korea Presidential Karaoke, Rye Rye Ms. American Rye… Where are all the white women hookers at? And …Miami Vices and perfect 10s kidnapped by Israel arms smugglers...

My garbage disposal has an input output problem… South Korea Presidential Karaoke, Rye Rye Ms. American Rye… Where are all the white women hookers at? And …Miami Vices and perfect 10s kidnapped by Israel arms smugglers...

Trans Transformers and American Pie... But Korean

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Central Virginia is the cure for baldness… An ice cream pun podcast… Is that Vince McMahon or an old Mexican? … and &#34;Unsolved Mysteries&#34;: Acid Stripper Pee… plus an Easter edition of &#34;What&#39;s in that Ass?!?!&#34;

Central Virginia is the cure for baldness… An ice cream pun podcast… Is that Vince McMahon or an old Mexican? … and "Unsolved Mysteries": Acid Stripper Pee… plus an Easter edition of "What's in that Ass?!?!"

Unsolved Mysteries: Acid Stripper Pee and Lost Vision

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The Domestic Violence &amp; Jokes podcast! ...Bill Cosby, as Danny Glover, as Lt. Murtaugh... You shall not be caught doing cocaine with your kayfabe WWF rival... And THAT&#39;s why you always say &#34;allegedly&#34; after incriminating yourself.

The Domestic Violence & Jokes podcast! ...Bill Cosby, as Danny Glover, as Lt. Murtaugh... You shall not be caught doing cocaine with your kayfabe WWF rival... And THAT's why you always say allegedly after incriminating yourself.

Tights, Muscles and Arrest Warrants

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Typewriter Toilet Screenplays… Post Bidet Stress Disorder… and that&#39;s why there’s more steakhouses than whorehouses Mandarin cures Covid... Swami Gibberish… and Port-a-Potty drinking Creative differences.

Typewriter Toilet Screenplays… Post Bidet Stress Disorder… and that's why there’s more steakhouses than whorehouses Mandarin cures Covid... Swami Gibberish… and Port-a-Potty drinking Creative differences.

Post Bidet Stress Disorder

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Brian should have died by Monster Truck... How rich is too rich? ...Should women live in fake horses? ...F*cked forever to Bowser&#39;s theme music in Mario Bros... and a pretty hot chick running for comptroller in PA half naked...

...Should women live in fake horses?

Horses in Lamborghinis, and Women in Horses

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On this Valentine&#39;s Day themed episode: The Fat Shaming Construction Company... Derailing Trains and cocaine for life... Moms teaching their kids proper stalking etiquette... Jockey Valentine’s Day death pools... PETA Approved chariot Racing League... and the epic return of America&#39;s favorite gameshow - &#34;What&#39;s In That Ass?!&#34;

Shockingly few celebs die on Valentines Day, but a shockingly high number...of JOCKEYS. That plus the epic return of America's favorite gameshow - "What's In That Ass?!"

Does Valentine's Day Kill Horse Jockeys?

A show you can never admit you listen to starring four washed up frat guys who hate themselves as much as each other. Join us for reality TV recaps, the "What's in that Ass" quiz show, Am I The Asshole verdicts, Shart Tank, and general Tales of Wonder and Stupidity.