I’m so emotional baby... oh, wrong abused black woman... Heaven is racist... you have to wear this horny collar to come in the house... We need an actress who looks like a fish damnit... Mermaid Gynecologist, M.D! And... butthole workout shorts.

Don is back from Mexico, where he could probably pass for a native despite his Jewish heritage. So, it's Mayan Pun Day! ...Why are homeless licking our porch? ...Negligent father of two, and raging drunk... Black Barbershop Airlines... and throw it in the mask pit with the others.

My garbage disposal has an input output problem… South Korea Presidential Karaoke, Rye Rye Ms. American Rye… Where are all the white women hookers at? And …Miami Vices and perfect 10s kidnapped by Israel arms smugglers...

Central Virginia is the cure for baldness… An ice cream pun podcast… Is that Vince McMahon or an old Mexican? … and "Unsolved Mysteries": Acid Stripper Pee… plus an Easter edition of "What's in that Ass?!?!"

The Domestic Violence & Jokes podcast! ...Bill Cosby, as Danny Glover, as Lt. Murtaugh... You shall not be caught doing cocaine with your kayfabe WWF rival... And THAT's why you always say "allegedly" after incriminating yourself.

Typewriter Toilet Screenplays… Post Bidet Stress Disorder… and that's why there’s more steakhouses than whorehouses Mandarin cures Covid... Swami Gibberish… and Port-a-Potty drinking Creative differences.

Brian should have died by Monster Truck... How rich is too rich? ...Should women live in fake horses? ...F*cked forever to Bowser's theme music in Mario Bros... and a pretty hot chick running for comptroller in PA half naked...

On this Valentine's Day themed episode: The Fat Shaming Construction Company... Derailing Trains and cocaine for life... Moms teaching their kids proper stalking etiquette... Jockey Valentine’s Day death pools... PETA Approved chariot Racing League... and the epic return of America's favorite gameshow - "What's In That Ass?!"

Brian terrifies a small Asian child, Old Country Buffet makes the best training video in the world, a Google search history is murdery-good, would you date a woman that looks like an 8 years old? And spanking competitions ruin the Super Bowl.

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An Underground Railroad FOR PROSTITUTES... Did you use another ketchup condom or am I on my period? ...MLK Statue or Randy Marsh’s giant turd? ...Why is the Lincoln Monument smelling his fingers? ...Harry Carey Metal Detector and ...Love Connection Missed Connections hosted by Judge Steve Harvey!

Brian and Rico share their worst and funniest New Years Eve stories and recap the 2023 Rose Bowl experience. Plus, break down the weirdest porn searches of 2022 by state. Also... do you want that legroom... lost in Hong Kong... throwing up champaign bricks... alone and cold in the middle... floppy cocks and Australian asses... used underwear salesman... and that was YOU banging that fleshlight?

It's Brian's birthday, so let's celebrate the worst gifts we've ever received! Also... Teaching Don the proper haiku format... You’ve been Game Jew’d... Santa’s sleigh bumps... Where’s the cocaine in this beanie baby? ...That’s not drug contraband, those are my gigantic coochie lips... and Shart Tanking ball bags.

Special guest Marc Clair joins the show! For: ...Stats are disabled... If you’re not jerking off the shower... Someone stole my combination lock again... No officer, I’ve never seen that fiance' before... Holocaust Deniers in Cars Drinking Coffee... Early Kayne... and Find your soulmate on Swipe Reicht! 

Check out the Marc Clair show at https://marcclair.com

Punching walls, punching the yard…The Hebrew Hammer, a Passover tradition …the Patrick Mahomes of Chimpanzees …Are those C cups or a semen hybrid? …From supermodels at the Lowe’s to grandmas at the Moose Lodge in 5 years... and Chinese arcade fartists.

This is where the CEO usually keeps his prostitutes…U-haul love it or list it…Homeless butt grabbing...Congressional hot or not… Sex move or wrestling move? ..and in MY court, we settle all custody disputes with a ladder match!

Our old buddy Mahoney joins the show... Adult gender reveals... mystery Alaskan puppeteer... pee ice Jackson Pollocks... Dick Van Dyke open bar coming out party... it got really tough to get a date after the bear massacre... panty blast fundraisers... and how anal beads fueled D-Day.

... I thought I was hosting SNL… Johnny Depp-ositions…coming soon to Sexy Court TV …Snail Winnebegos…oh wait, that’s dog poop… One large ketchup and american cheese pizza… And a very special Bohring Bingbong!

We go through our favorite "Best Worst Movies," but also... Rape culture and a clip show... Vomiting in a clown costume... A live hurricane call in... Is that an alien taking a shit ...Hulk Hogan versus Nic Cage... And depravity in zero gravity. 

A little place where they’re not tight as a drum... All the jaundice jokes... Accidental black face... Would you like your placenta in a pill or lego?... Don’s Deuces - tales from the road! A dildo full of dead people... and a terrible sandwich.

That's the JFK peephole... The wind that cools my balls... Parachute, 4th grade paper mache volcano or dress? ...More flour in my milk, please... How’s she’s supposed to finger her ass with those nails... And WHAT'S in that….DICK!? With guest Jon Shefsky.

Check out Jon Shefsky on the Fantasy House podcast and Super Simple Real Estate

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