skindiana bones and the temple of womb

it already gave us two handjobs, we don’t need another hand

it’s like the origin story for the chucky cheese band

maybe he just wanted to really teach the tik-tok teens what POV means

so...this isn't a movie about boston?

painty pat is what they’re gonna call him at the shipyards from now on

he put his entire gay into this role

man to woman penis to vaginaaaaa

there’s a dog masturbating on the middle of the basketball court

a Hoe Alone, if you will

there’s some korn in my shit, maybe I should start myself a little band

why do we need therapy when we can trap children in snowglobes?

slinging mattresses like dog cocaine

i'm on the robocop diet

...this a Hustler magazine you wrote on sharpie with

that’s why I got kicked off that playground

is this bitch wearing pants???

stop joking me off!

21 cum salute

jesus had it easy, honestly