• Malice at the Smoothie King

    This episode rules. There is full chaos on the pod - people come and go and you're along for the ride. The crew discusses hockey, the Clippers rebrand, Magneto, and a University of Maryland uniform from 10 years ago. We also discuss the Wake Forest fans storming the court, and the Heat/Pels fight. It's a jam packed episode will have you signing "O Canada"! Smash that play button and get on in here!

    Also: Frank & Sense is here! Please follow to the podcast here on Spotifysubscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, and sign up for the newsletter here. The newsletter will have updates from the Hoops Crew, so you don't want to miss it!

    1h 28m | Mar 1, 2024
  • 2024 NBA All Star Weekend Recap

    Happy President's Day! I hope you spent your holiday like Guy Fieri: sucking on an unlit cigar. This week, MC gives Matt and Frank a full rundown on all things NBA All Star Weekend. The gang discusses cool shoes, restaurants that different players should open, and much much more. Plus, Frank makes a huge announcement:

    Frank & Sense is here! Please follow to the podcast here on Spotify, subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, and sign up for the newsletter here. The newsletter will have updates from the Hoops Crew, so you don't want to miss it!

    06:00 - Tip Off / Frank’s Big Announcement!

    09:30 - 1st Half / MC’s All Star Recap ⭐️

    42:00 - 2nd Half / NBA Stretch Run Predictions 🏀

    57:30 - Crunch Time / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1h 5m | Feb 21, 2024
  • The 2024 Super Bowl Recap, Plus Ranking the Super Bowls/Halftime Shows

    How bout that big game, eh? Chloe, G2, Matt, and Frank are here to talk all things Super Bowl LVIII, including: Usher, Block Purdy, The Ted Hot Chili Peppers, and the concept of time! Plus, we rank the Super Bowls from the last ten years and the halftime shows from the last ten years. So make like a Robert Kennedy commercial at the Super Bowl and get on in here!

    12:30 - 1st Half / Super Bowl 58 Recap 🏈

    43:30- 2nd Half / Super Bowl Halftime Show Rankings 🎤

    1:07:00 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1h 20m | Feb 13, 2024
  • The 2024 Super Bowl Spectacular (w/ Kyra Corradin)

    THIS IS A SILY EPISODE. You have been warned! We are back for our signature breakdown of the big game, and we are joined by friend of the show Kyra Corradin who shares her annual Costume Review of the Super Bowl. We make our picks for the game, we discuss peeing your pants, sexual awakenings, and Montgomery Ward. It's an instant classic. Zoom on in here!

    1h 14m | Feb 8, 2024
  • EPISODE 69

    Nice. It's a very special episode, and the gang is all here! Beep beep, vroom vroom. This week, we talk about the NFL championship games, Coach Brian, and Ulysses S. Grant. We also take a trip to Madame Chloe's Football Astrology Tent. Other topics include Usher's set list and Draymond Green. Goo goo ga ga!

    1h 17m | Feb 1, 2024
  • Quiet as Kept

    It's turbo time! Break out the t-shirt cannons and buckle up. It's another episode of the Hoops Crew, and it's a doozy! We talk about the NFL playoffs, and we talk about our ten picks for the Quiet as Kept All Stars. We also talk Detroit style pizza, the other Hoops Crew, and the gang makes a shocking announcement about the coach of the Chicago Bears. It's a truly delightful episode. Get on in here, y'all!

    17:00 - 1st Quarter / The Chlo Zone 💁🏽‍♀️

    23:00 - 2nd Q / NFL Playoffs 🏈

    41:30 - 3rd Q / NBA Quiet as Kept 🏀

    56:30 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

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    1h 15m | Jan 23, 2024
  • The Biggest L of All

    Super wildcard weekend! All star voting! QB tiers! A voicemail from Chloe! Booing Jerry Krause's widow! A confession from Frank! This episode has it all. It's a jumbo slice episode of Hoops Crew this week, and we made it with extra love just for you. Smash that play button and get to listening!

    08:00 - 1st Quarter / NFL Playoffs 🏈

    40:00 - 2nd Q / NBA Check In 🎉

    1:05:00 - 3rd Q / Hoops Crew All-Star Ballot ✔️

    1:23:30 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1h 28m | Jan 17, 2024
  • In and Out 2024

    Happy Brand New-uary! It's the first episode of 2024, and we open by looking back on our 2023 resolutions. We also debrief a wild end to the fantasy football season, and we look ahead to 2024 by calling what is in and what is out. Spoiler alert: Paul Giamatti and Facebook are IN. It's the best episode of the year, so far! Join us, why don't ya?

    09:00 - 1st Quarter / Fantasy Therapy 🏈

    16:00 - 2nd Q / 2023 Resolutions Recap 🎉

    36:00 - 3rd Q / In-N-Out 2024 ⬅️➡️

    59:45 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1h 18m | Jan 9, 2024
  • The 2023 Hoopers and Poopers of the Year

    Happy Hondadays! It's our last episode of 2023, and Matt, Chloe, and Frank are here to provide a look back on Week 15 of the NFL season, as well as a look back on the hoopers and poopers of the year of our Lorde 2023. It's our first ever award show! Topics include a lengthy discussion of Draymond Green, as well as an unexpected nomination for the Pope. Frank also has a colossal and embarrassing brain fart, sort of like when John Travolta said Adele Dazeem! It's a great episode and you're great for listening.

    ALSO: Our very own Chloe Mikala has been nominated by the Chicago Reader for best stand up comic, and her comedy group My Best Friend is Black is also nominated for best comedy show. If you have a minute, vote here to show her some love!

    1h 23m | Dec 19, 2023
  • EMERGENCY POD: Stomp the Potomac Yard (w/ Mike Sparacino)

    Huge news broke this week that our beloved Washington Wizards and Capitals are planning to move to Potomac Yard in Virginia in the not so distant future, breaking the hearts of many fans in the process. Frank, Greg, Matt, and special guest Mike Sparacino gathered on a late night call to discuss how we got here, what happened, and how we're feeling. We talk about the culture of basketball in DC, and the impact of the move on the community of the city. We share some history about Abe Pollin, Washington vs DC, MD and DC vs VA, and Greg shares live crime updates as he drives through the city. Frank also shares his perspective on the DC sports misery index, ranking which fanbase is most miserable right now. It's the best DC sports episode that you haven't listened to yet. Get on in here.

    1h 17m | Dec 15, 2023
  • Get on Your Feet

    Get on your feet! Get up and make this podcast happen! Matt, Greg, and Frank are here to talk all of the important issues, such as Jaxon de Ville and swine flu. They also share thoughts on fantasy football as we head into the playoffs, and they make picks for the in-season tournament. We also get a voicemail from friend of the show Isaac! What are you waiting for? Get up and make this podcast happen!

    1h 4m | Dec 5, 2023
  • Ten Beer Sunday

    In this episode Matt and Frank do the unimaginable - they drink ten beers. We discuss strategy on how to drink ten beers in one day, the odds that Frank falls asleep, new poses for the national anthem, and the new Steelers offensive coordinator, Chloe Mikala. We shotgun beers on air, we talk about gambling, and we react to Carrie Underwood live on air. It's the episode that will have you high fiving all over the place. This is our legacy. #TenBeerSunday

    00:30 - 1st Quarter / Ten Beer Sunday 🍺

    08:00 - 2nd Q / Beers 1-6 🍻

    18:30 - 3rd Q / Beers 7-9 🍻

    30:00 - 4th Q / The Final Beer 🍺

    38m | Dec 1, 2023
  • Art, Fart, or Shart (Part 2)

    We're back y'all! The gang is all here! We talk about lots of important stuff, such as the bar Seacrets in Ocean City. We also listen to a sped up version of the theme song that honestly rips. Then we talk about Tyler Pickett and Charlie Villanuevo. We check in about the Commanders a year after the potential sale was announced, and Frank does some fantasy therapy. Then, we wrap up our game of Art, Fart, or Shart with the definitive rankings of the NBA In-Season Tournament courts. Come spray away with us!

    10:30 - 1st Half / Chlo Zone Week 10 🏈

    31:30 - 2nd Half / Art, Fart or Shart 🎨

    1:05:00 - Crunch Time / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1h 18m | Nov 15, 2023
  • Art, Fart, or Shart

    What up crew! This week, we talked the new crew of commentators, including Doc Rivers and Bob Meyers. We also talk the early season NBA hoopers and poops, and we introduce a new segment: Art, Fart, or Shart. Click here to follow along at home! Is this episode art, fart, or shart? Listen at home and let us know!

    1h 10m | Nov 8, 2023
  • Team Dracula vs Team Edward

    Hoopy Halloween! Frank Severfinger is joined by MC Murder, Chloe Mikiller, and Matt "The Gabaghoul" Sparacino to discuss the first week of the NBA and week 8 of the NFL. Then, the gang gets a strange letter from their Great Auntie Dame and draft two All-SCAR Teams. Press that play button and get on in here!

    05:30 - 1st Quarter / Chlo Zone Week 8 🏈

    22:30 - 2nd Q / NBA Season Begins 🏀

    38:00 - 3rd Q / Team Dracula vs Team Edward 👻

    1:02:30 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1h 9m | Oct 31, 2023
  • 2023 NBA West Over/Unders

    We're back! And we're getting wild in the west! The crew talks about frisky teams, our top 4 teams, and starts to tip their toes into controversial waters with thoughts on LeBron and Kawhi. Tell your mom! It's a great episode!

    1h 25m | Oct 25, 2023
  • 2023 NBA East Over/Unders

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of FUN! We're back for our annual traditional - the Eastern Conference Over/Unders. We throw ass all over the place on this ep. We rank the east, we coin a new nickname for the Wizards rookie, and Frank sneezes three times. Do you believe in magic? Well, you will after this episode! Abracadabra!

    04:00 - Eastern Conference Over/Unders

    06:00 - Washington Wizards

    12:00 - Chicago Bulls

    15:30 - Atlanta Hawks

    19:00 - Brooklyn Nets

    23:30 - Charlotte Hornets

    25:15 - Cleveland Cavaliers

    29:45 - Miami Heat

    32:00 - Detroit Pistons

    36:00 - Indiana Pacers

    40:00 - New York Knicks 

    42:00 - Orlando Magic 

    46:00 - Philadelphia 76ers

    50:15 - Toronto Raptors

    54:30 - Boston Celtics

    57:15 - Milwaukee Bucks

    1:00:00 - Eastern Conference Rankings

    1:06:00 - Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1h 11m | Oct 18, 2023
  • Brought to you by Panera

    The gang is all here, again! This episode is brought to you by Panera/Panero's/Chipolte. We discuss Jean ValJean, the Commanders, a great spread of snacks, and the best helmets in the league. If it sounds like a great episode, that's because it is. Get on in here, ya dang fool!

    10:00 - 1st Quarter / Chlo Zone Week 5 🏈

    35:00 - 2nd Q / WNBA Finals 🏀

    45:00 - 3rd Q / Game! 🎲

    1:01:00 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1h 8m | Oct 10, 2023
  • How to Raise Your Hand on Zoom

    The gang is all here! Join us this week for a comprehensive tutorial on how to raise your hand on Zoom. Also, we discuss sending Matt Canada to Canada, floppy disks/dicks, and the Dame/Jrue trades. Plus, we read a letter from our recent guest, Isaac! It's an unforgettable episode with practical information that you can apply to your every day life. Get on in here!

    1h 4m | Oct 4, 2023
  • I Am Dead Inside (w/ Isaac Camargo)

    Our newly appointed Colorado correspondent Isaac Camargo of the Gridiron Throne joins the Crew to talk about the Colorado-pacalypse this weekend. We also talk about his Denver Nuggets, and Frank asks the important question: What does it feel like to win? Isaac tells us about Brock Purdy's brother, and we talk about the real reason why the Nuggets won last year (Ish Smith). Once Isaac leaves, we ask the question: Did Isaac like us? If you're listening on Spotify, vote below! Get on in here. It's a mile high of fun!

    1h 14m | Sep 27, 2023
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