Well, it's finally here. The night that we've all been waiting for. The 2026 NBA draft was on Tuesday, and Frank, Greg, Matt, and special guest Jake Frelick joined the show to talk about the future of our beloved Washington Wizards. We talk about the possible starting five next year, the Trae Young extension, the Giannis trade, and much more. Plus, we give an important update on the future of the show starting around 1:07:00. Thank you for listening. We love you.

Frank, Greg, and Matt are joined by our resident Knicks fan Devin Mahoney to talk about one of the great NBA Finals in recent memory. The Knicks have won and it's a new day in New York City (aka the Big Apple). We talk about disappointed fathers, Jalen fucking Brunson, sacrificing for your team, and wonder what could be better in life than to be a cog in a beautiful machine. Plus, we rank the NBA Finals, and we do our Hoops Crew 10. Come join the parade!

Happy 69 Day! I hope you had a great one. We start this episode with our Trump superfan Greg Twomey, we discuss Dave Rubin, and introduce Matt to the idea of Jubilee. Frank also introduces Matt and Greg to the idea of getting horny on main. We also talk about DC celebrity row. Oh, and I guess we talk about the Spurs and the Knicks. It's a very educational episode and we hope you enjoy.

Well, it's here. Our final(s) episode. So you know what that means. We talk about Mandolorian & Grogu! We also talk about draft reform. We've got Birthday Boy Matt Sparacino in the house, plus A-list DC Actor Greg Twomey. We also talk about flopping, our current media ecosystem, and oh so much more. June is busting out all over, and this episode is sure to make you bust as well!

Well, it happened. The Knicks are going to the NBA Finals for the first time in 27 years. So you know what that means - we had to get our resident Knicks fan, Devin Mahoney, back on the show! It's a Knicktacular episode, where we talk about KAT, adjustments, Mike Brown, and nicknames (shout out to Noodles). We also go hard on Harden, ole defense, and flopping. It's a Thai spicy episode you won't want to miss. Smash that play button and get on in here!

There is a shadowy figure, veiled in the darkness, known only as The Hat Man. Join us to learn more about The Hat Man, as we recap the NBA playoffs so far. Plus, we say goodbye to the teams and players who have exited the playoffs, and discuss the Conference Finals. Will Matt apologize to James Harden? Will Chloe apologize to LeBron? Join us (and The Hat Man) to find out!

To the future! Crack open a small beer and join Frank and Greg for a Sunday afternoon that will live in our memories for years to come. Happy Mother's Day, and thank you John Wall!

Frank wakes up in a podcast studio with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory slowly returns, he soon discovers he must embark one of the greatest and most difficult missions in all of podcasting.

Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL join the Five Timer's Club on the Hoops Crew. Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Matt Sparacino, and Frank are all here to welcome them in. And we cover the important questions, like: Is Klay Thompson ugly? What will happen with KD and the Rockets? And what's the deal with Lenny Kravitz's dick? All of that and more on today's edition of the Hoops Crew.

Hello everyone and welcome to a very weedtastic episode! It's 4/20! We're all so high! We talk about basketball and playoffs and why Frank hates the Spurs and the play-in and other stuff! Puff puff podcast, dudes!

Begun, the playoffs have! It's the most wonderful time of the year: The NBA playoffs! Frank and Matt are joined again by guests Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL to talk all things NBA playoffs. We also welcome the new Mystics to DC and do lots of other fun stuff! Who reads these episode descriptions anyway! If you read this message, let me know and I'll pay you $10!

We're baaaaaack! Matt and Frank are joined by dear friends of the show Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL to talk about so many things! Among other things, we recap the women's NCAA finals, talk WNBA free agency, the Mystics, and the NBA playoffs. We also talk about Geno Auriemma being a total loser! PS. We've missed you.

MC, Matt, and Frank join forces to break down every single play of this year's Super Bowl. We talk Kid Rock, Sarah Wilby's party, eating cans of soup, ginger quarterbacks, and so much more. We rank this year's game and halftime show, plus we take a look at the Pistons/Hornets brawl. But first...Pearl Jam!

Welcome to DC, Anthony Davis! This week MC, G2, Matt, and Frank break down all of the activity at the NBA trade deadline (especially the blockbuster trade sending AD to DC). That's right - we're talking pick swaps and dick swaps. Plus, we talk about the state of the Bulls, revisit the Goon Squad from Space Jam 2, and our Super Bowl picks! Stay through to the end of the episode for trade thoughts from Eli L, and a recording from a recent outing to Lakers v Wizards with friends of the show Jake Frelick, Aaron Bliden, and Chelsea Willis! Justice for G-Wiz!

It's the episode you've all been waiting for: Matt, Greg, and Frank are here to break down our thoughts about the main characters of the NBA last week - The Washington Wizards and Trae Young. Welcome to DC, Trae! We share our thoughts on the move, what it means for the future of the Wiz, and share some voicemails from our friends with their thoughts as well. It's a heated poddery situation. Plus, we talk about Matt and Greg's big NFL parlay, correctly predict the Houston Texans to win against the Steelers, and discuss how social media is getting better and better. Bear down! This episode is hotter than a kiln. Kiln you dig it? Smash that play button and find out now!

Happy new year! The full crew is here, and we're talking about all sorts of good stuff: the last week of the NFL season, picks for round 1 of the NFL playoffs, the Bears vibes in Chicago, and a check-in on the NBA season. Plus we talk Heated Rivalry and oh so much more. Smash that play button and get on in here!

Ho ho ho! Merry Spritemas! We've got a very naughty episode for you today. MC, Chlo, Matt, and Frank are here to look ahead to the Christmas Day games in the NFL and the NBA and help you decide what to watch. We also hand out awards for the Hoopers and Poopers of 2025. The Lord is working in mysterious ways. Grab your racist granny and smash that play button!

This episode is all about giving love! And starting our new cult: The FORMATT! Join us as we discuss the woes of the Washington Commanders, the Emirates NBA Cup, and Matt's heartbreak over the Clippers cutting Chris Paul. We also talk about Ethan Slater - who is he? A Johnny Tsunami villain? Listen now to find out!

Blue leader standing by! Welcome to fantasy crunch time. Greg, Matt, and Frank are here to talk about some of their favorite topics: Star Wars and relitigating Wizards trades. Also, the NBA Cup: What the hell is it? Plus, Matt apologizes to Greg for his remarks about Stephon Castle, and Greg leaks messages from our private text thread. Grab a sports object and get on in here!

Ho ho ho, and welcome to our perverted Thanksgiving table! MC, Chloe, G2, and Frank are here to give thanks to the sports world. We also break down all of the action from last weekend in the NFL, discuss Chloe's conflicted feelings about the AFC North, and discuss bringing back the word "loser." This is a VERY French podcast. Shout out to Baby [BLEEP]!