- AGATHA - Episode 44: Gamer Date
Shippers rejoice as the majority of our Dutiful Employees take a backseat while we focus in on a romantic evening with Gabby and Wick
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Two Weeks Lyrics:
It’s been two weeks since Patricia died
sliced to bits by Wicks brother Ramsay
Found dead by the everwarm tree
saying “ Return my remains to Crabadice city”
Three days since the swimming pool
thought it was really dumb but couldn’t tell you
Yesterday you were riding free
but today say goodbye to a dutiful employee
Hold it now and watch your back wick
you’re on the lamb quick
they’re looking at you like a chip man
Robert I know that you wish, although it is not a fix
that you could save them all cause edonites shouldn’t be contraband
Nos482 they’re a good guy
and you know they try, because they want to be valued
Like Beams comfort getting mad chips
then rock bottom hits,when the dealer sneaks a bust through.
Clints Gonna make a break before the wake
out sneaking freaky like a snake
Not a villain just a product of labor
Mer feeling low about to blow
her loneliness is gonna grow
cause no one listens when she tries to do better
How can I help it that my arcs tend to go long
wanna make a good session, made another dumb song
I’m the kinda guy who plans a twist for a funeral
can’t understand what I mean? Well you soon will.
1h 8m - Jul 22, 2026 - AGATHA - Episode 43: And The Winner Is!
It’s the end of the race but will our dutiful employees follow through on their deal with the Nomad crew or will they be too tempted by a victory of their own?
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Galleons of Thunderosa by Benjamin Gray
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1h 23m - Jul 7, 2026 - AGATHA - Episode 42: The Right Infection
Clint experiences serious trauma and makes sure it’s everyone else's problem as our dutiful employees move into the second leg of the race!
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54m - Jun 23, 2026 - AGATHA - Episode 41: The Pits
It’s pit stop time and our Dutiful Employees must decide whether it’s time to take a break and repair the ship or try to get ahead in the race!
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56m - Jun 9, 2026 - AGATHA - Episode 40: On The Line
Our Dutiful Employees are boarded by an enemy pod while Wick, their strongest warrior, is just there for the zipline.
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1h 31m - May 26, 2026 - AGATHA - Episode 39: MechinaMech
Our Dutiful Employees have begun the race. Robert is at the helm, Meredith's got Repairs and Clint and Crablad argue over the Poon Room while Wick texts Gabby.
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Galleons of Thunderosa by Benjamin Gray
Roleplay Retcon
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1h 13m - May 12, 2026 - AGATHA - Episode 38: The S-Car-Go-Fast
Competition is steep as our dutiful employees get ready to join the race, but first our dedicated players have a pod to design, and boy do they make some INTERESTING choices.
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1h 2m - Apr 28, 2026 - AGATHA - Episode 37: Now THIS is Pod Racing!
With one day left before the Funeral, our dutiful employees leave their troubles and Beam behind to get ready for the Big Pod Race!
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57m - Apr 14, 2026 - Small Fries (A Void in Reality: HEIST Featuring Ben and Jensie from Roleplay Retcon)
Calvin McCathy has once again been abandoned by his parents, this time at a Celebrity Gala. Unfortunately for him, a group of dubious individuals are looking to collect. Collect him that is.
Game: https://madpierrot.itch.io/heist
Special Guests: Ben and Jensie of Roleplay Retcon
Music taken from: Louie Zong - "Big Stepper"
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3h 24m - Mar 24, 2026 - AGATHA - Episode 36: ClinterTwo’d
Another lonely night, and another call from dimpleton… Clint’s plans are revealed in the most thrilling sequel of the summer!
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59m - Feb 17, 2026 - AGATHA - Episode 35: My Darling Jiz
Our dutiful employees finally join up at Clint’s meeting and settle down for their second night in Crabadice City.
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1h 27m - Feb 3, 2026 - AGATHA - Episode 34: Risking Life and Limb... and Splood
What’s wrong with a little back alley dealing? Playing for keeps becomes really risky for our dutiful employees when what’s being wagered are body parts and Life Force.
/// WARNING ///
Grossness: 0:51 till the end
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1h 3m - Jan 20, 2026 - AGATHA - Episode 33: Playing House
Time ticks quickly while our dutiful employees strategize a rescue mission into the Back Alley. Elsewhere, Wick and Gabby plan a romantic getaway together.
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1h 6m - Jan 6, 2026 - AGATHA - Episode 32: The Beam Savers
Beam’s gotten wrapped up with some shady business. It is time for our dutiful employees to step up, drive up, and throw hands.
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1h 8m - Dec 23, 2025 - AGATHA - Episode 31: The Beach Episode
Wick’s missing, but who cares? Our dutiful employees bus to the beach for sign-ups to the Big Pod Race, meanwhile Clint is held up by his concern for Beam.
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1h 1m - Dec 9, 2025 - AGATHA - Episode 30: Clinterlude
With everyone sleeping, Clint went a-creeping, slenderly plotting, and inwardly screaming. What is the meaning of all of this scheming while our dutiful employees lay tucked in bed, dreaming?
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1h 25m - Nov 25, 2025 - AGATHA - Episode 29: An Easy Mark
It’s time for gambling and conmen as our dutiful employees sit down for a game of Liars Dice!
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1h 18m - Nov 11, 2025 - AGATHA - Episode 28: Crabadice City
Here for their friend’s funeral, will temptations prove too strong for our dutiful employees in this home of crabs, Craps, and carnal desires?
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1h 4m - Oct 28, 2025 - AGATHA - Episode 27: Clint Cares
The train stops to barter with a caravan in the middle of nowhere and Clint invites everyone to take part! It doesn’t take long, however, for our dutiful employees to uncover a dark secret behind the storefront.
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Train to Crabadice City Lyrics:
Down by the beach, I watched you in the pod race
When you smiled, I just wanted to say
Will you still be my friend, by the time we reach the next stop
Cause this track keeps going, and I don’t wanna get off
In the Summer, on the train to Crabadice city
In the summer, we’re gonna gamble and have fun
There’s a pool here, and a bunch of sentient crustaceans
Wish I could stay there, and get in all kinds of crazy situations
In crabadice
I'm the train to Crabadice city
In crabadice
On the train to Crabadice
...City
900 years, in service of circle (across the land)
I got news for you my friend, it ain’t a miracle (it was the hand)
We Employers have brought this gift, from us to you. (from us to you)
Provided you pay, every single chip that you’re due
In the Summer, on the train to crabadice city
Doing business, making a buck and making a change
They’re all helpless , But I’ll show them in the right direction
This is my true test without a leader it’s just natural selection
On my way to Crabadice
I'm on the train to Crabadice city
On my way to Crabadice
I'm on the train to Crabadice city
On my way to Crabadice
I'm on the train to Crabadice city
On my way to Crabadice
I’m On my way to Crabadice city
1h 26m - Apr 1, 2025 - AGATHA - Episode 26: Robert’s Roots
In wanting more control of his seed-gun pellets, Robert seeks assistance from an unlikely source.
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Train to Crabadice City Lyrics:
Down by the beach, I watched you in the pod race
When you smiled, I just wanted to say
Will you still be my friend, by the time we reach the next stop
Cause this track keeps going, and I don’t wanna get off
In the Summer, on the train to Crabadice city
In the summer, we’re gonna gamble and have fun
There’s a pool here, and a bunch of sentient crustaceans
Wish I could stay there, and get in all kinds of crazy situations
In crabadice
I'm the train to Crabadice city
In crabadice
On the train to Crabadice
...City
When I found the map, I felt closer to you
Am I following in your guidance, or am I just a fool
Won the race, but feel lost on this great big circle
And this orange and lizard aren’t being very helpful
In the summer
On the train to crabadice city
Hey Atlas
What is the deal with all these holes?
Are they special? Is there a message you’re trying to send
You put your trust in me, And I would do anything for my best friend
On my way to Crabadice
I'm on the train to Crabadice city
On my way to Crabadice
I'm on the train to Crabadice city
On my way to Crabadice
I'm on the train to Crabadice city
On my way to Crabadice
I’m On my way to Crabadice city
56m - Mar 11, 2025
