With this year's top recruits having gained some game experience, we've brought in the seasoned football nerd, Lekdog, to provide his expert insights on their seasons so far. We also delve into the world of washed-up Australian comedians, Matt Guelfi being a top bloke, catching players in giant nets and Bluey.

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Class is in session, newbies! This week, we are joined by our dear friend, Joel McDonald (Dialogue Options), to help him on his journey of becoming an AFL nuffie. We also discuss the super tough games from the last round, the Bevo situation, the nexus between footy and video games and take a trip to Pandora.

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Tune in this week to hear us do our best interpretation of the Friday Night commentary team as we go off-script, get players' names wrong and talk about things not even remotely connected to AFL. We also discuss the big games and bigger marks of the last round, work out how tall Peter Wright is compared to Mewtwo, go to Columbia, and realise how boring we are

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Do good guys deserve special treatment? Should there be a bad guy tax? Have we found a loophole to make all players un-suspendable? This week, we dive into the Charlie Cameron MRO mess, bow at the feet of Harley Reid, defend the Draper dive, and Jesse wrote some limericks.

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It's a tumultuous time down at The Kennel, so this week we have put Chris on trial to answer for Bevo's sins. We also dive into some thrilling games from over the weekend, skip over a few dud ones, learn about accuracy, and speak to the king of acting.

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Bevo has pulled the surprise sub this week and put Chris on the pine, but never fear; Brod is on with some fresh legs! This week, we discuss Adelaide's splendour during Gather Round, the problems with a figure-8-shaped playing field, contentious umpiring calls, and getting sponsored by everyone's favourite streaming platform.

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The big fella from Kardinia Park, Tom Hawkins, celebrated his 350th game on the weekend, so we have brought on his biggest fan, the wonderful Em Challis, to discuss his absolutely sublime career. We also dive into some thrilling games, wash our cars and play a round of Hawkins, Hawkins, Hawkins and Hawk-Ins

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It's been a controversial week of football, with head-high bumps and players going miles out of bounds, but never fear—we are here to fix it! Join us as we dissect the big Round 2 news, work out who's related to whom and record from 40,000ft in the air

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Not even technical issues can stop us from talking about the AFL's newest lovechild, the Tasmanian Devils! This week, we discuss the newly revealed Tassie Devils guernsey and logo, wrap up the big round 2 news from nailbiters to demolition jobs, play a round of Be Gentle, It's My First Time, and roll through some very sensual sponsored content

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They said the 2024 AFL season would start with not a bang but a whimper. The footy is back, and while we weren't rapt with the structure of Opening Round, we are pumped to talk about an incredible comeback, the rising Suns, share our ladder predictions and play the first-ever game of AnimAFL!

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Folks, we have made it! On the last of the team-focused episodes, Jesse and Chris (Clarky is at Eurovision) sit down to discuss a team that divides their friendship, the Western Bulldogs, from Grand Final heroics and the link between family and football to Rory Lobb's Robocop-style head and the dangers of vapour lock. 

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We may be one member short this week, but never fear; Chris and Jesse are here to dive into a team that has undoubtedly faced some trials in recent years, the West Coast Eagles, from unforgettable finals wins and champion ruckmen to misleading headlines and Oscar Isaac. 

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This week, we are joined by one of the kings of AFL podcasting and one-eyed Sydney Supporter, Deebs from the True Bloods podcast, to discuss the mighty Swannies, from some of the all-time greatest finals moments and off-field legends to jawbone jewellery and the greatest AFL club song

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No Saints supporters? No problem! This week, the three of us get into the proud history of the St Kilda football club, from some of the most iconic and influential on-field moments in AFL history and the pursuit for that elusive next flag to Eric Bana's film career and X-Men's Juggernaut.

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This week, we are joined by a man who bleeds yellow and black, Broderick Gordes, to discuss his absolute devotion to the Richmond Football Club from Dusty's dominance and singing Mr Brightside after a Grand Final win to Chewbacca hair-helmets and ritual sacrifice.

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No one goes for Port Adelaide, so it was up to the three of us to dive into the club's history this week, from legendary ruck taps and premierships greatness to bad joke books and locking Eddie McGuire in a cage. 

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This week, we are joined by heart and soul North Melbourne fan Jemma McLean to discuss her beloved club, from the glory years and dominance of the AFLW squad to Frank the Tank celebrations and how many Drew Petries a kangaroo could leap over!

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This week, we are joined by Anna B, all the way from Perth, to talk about her beloved Melbourne Football Club! From the twisted luck of a COVID-induced Perth Grand Final and the inspirational legends of the club to an A24 James Bond remake and one of the most horrifying Falconsteins to date, we find out why Anna supports the mighty Dees.

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This week, we are joined by the infamous Grubb Brothers, Hayden and Emerson, to talk about a club the rest of us have little love for: the Hawthorn Hawks. From the absolute dominance of the '13 to '15 era and speedy rebuilds to perhaps being involved in the brutal 'line in the sand' brawl and their dad punching Dippa, we find out what makes them love the family club.

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This week, we move on to the second expansion club, the surprisingly lovable Greater Western Sydney Giants, with our friend Alex Mason from the In and Under podcast to discuss everything that makes them greater, from beefy coaches and sports gambling to fly kicks and A-grade meme-ability.

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