Join Pat as he learns to read out loud by taking your questions (and answers), navigates parenthood, yells about sports, and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one! Hosted by Pat Johnston.

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New music from Mascots (3:25), stopping retail theft (9:41), cloning your voice (22:46), missing when social media was fun (34:53), and Jerry Seinfeld (42:36).Find more from Mascots <a href="https://linktr.ee/mascotsoh" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://www.themeltingpat.com/2024/05/show-notes-episode-477-tough-to-stop.html" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 477: Tough to Stop the Clones

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New music from Midfield (3:22), Mission Hill’s 25th anniversary (9:06), burner accounts (20:11), and fiscal responsibility (29:52). Find more from Midfield <a href="https://midfield.pizza/" rel="nofollow">here</a>! Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>! Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>! Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>! Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>! Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>! <a href="https://www.themeltingpat.com/2024/04/show-notes-episode-476-fake-tweets-pay.html" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 476: Fake Tweets Pay Bills

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Music from Jack Adamant (5:42), weather woes (11:36), poor collaboration (16:23), high school reunions (27:38), MLB pitcher injuries (38:11), and the season finale Flyers Update from The Captain (54:21).Find more from Jack Adamant <a href="https://jackadamant.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://www.themeltingpat.com/2024/04/show-notes-episode-475-poor-planning.html" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 475: Poor Planning All Around

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Music from Courstellation (2:54), WrestleMania weekend (7:07), converting malls (22:54), embarrassment for the A’s (33:49), more on the Shohei Ohtani gambling scandal (40:00), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (58:03).Find more from Courtsellation <a href="https://beacons.ai/Courstellation" rel="nofollow">here</a>! Read the latest on the MLB gambling <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39929102/shohei-ohtani-ex-interpreter-ippei-mizuhara-custody" rel="nofollow">scandal here</a> (and nevermind that I probably said the wrong number in losses!).Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!

Episode 474: Big Weekends, Bad Bets, and Starry-eyed Plans

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After a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:46), Matt Shaw returns to help Pat preview WrestleMania 40 (6:41)!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://www.themeltingpat.com/2024/04/show-notes-episode-473-earning-your-way.html" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 473: Earning Your Way to BronsonMania

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New music from Brooklane (3:13), scammers at the door (8:26), a quick NYC trip (19:39), alleged dying industries (35:16), tech failures in fast food (45:29), the Shohei Ohtani betting scandal (53:27), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:10:50).Find more from Brooklane <a href="https://linktr.ee/Brooklane" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://www.themeltingpat.com/2024/03/show-notes-episode-472-i-bet.html" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 472: I Bet Interpreters Wear Shoes

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Music from carb on carb (4:04), your favorite hard-to-find sodas (8:08), a weird reason to not tip (25:31), a Phillies preview (38:19), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (48:41).Find more from carb on carb <a href="https://carboncarb.bandcamp.com/album/take-time" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://www.themeltingpat.com/2024/03/show-notes-episode-471-finding-new-carb.html" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 471: Finding New Carb Tips

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Pat rambles on hard-to-find sodas (1:19), plays new music from VERRA (10:34), and wonders about digital rentals (15:36). Plus internet gaming issues (26:08), retirement plans (42:05), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (52:53).Find more from VERRA <a href="https://linktr.ee/weareverra" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://www.themeltingpat.com/2024/03/show-notes-episode-470-digitally-thirsty.html" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 470: Digitally Thirsty

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New music from glimmers (3:53), fancy dinners (9:20), more bad dining tales (17:48), accommodating your people (38:41), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (55:16).Find more from glimmers <a href="https://glimmersband.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!﻿Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://www.themeltingpat.com/2024/03/show-notes-episode-469-fancy-meal.html" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 469: Fancy Meal Enhancers

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Music from Twelve Days in June (4:25), our worst dining experiences (8:56), being gross for clout (25:49), unique wedding invites (32:34), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (40:32).Find more from Twelve Days in June <a href="https://twelvedaysinjune.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://www.themeltingpat.com/2024/03/show-notes-episode-468-worst-place-for.html" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 468: The Worst Place for Dinner

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Pat rambles on getting his vasectomy (2:08), cease and desist orders (13:21), hiding deaths (29:32), ChatGPT taxes (42:17), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (48:54).Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://www.themeltingpat.com/2024/02/show-notes-episode-467-snip-fraudulent.html" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 467: Snip the Fraudulent Chatbot

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New music from standards (3:41), The Super Bowl on Nickelodeon (8:00), and bowling (17:42). Plus a patpeeve on personal space (22:22), a new sports streaming service (29:53), Disney/Epic Games (35:54), fan mail on referees (41:03), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (51:35).Find more from standards <a href="https://wearestandards.bandcamp.com/album/fruit-galaxy" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Read more about the new sports streaming service <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/mollybohannon/2024/02/06/espn-fox-warner-bros-discovery-launching-new-sports-streaming-platform/?sh=8a596de1b7a7" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Read more about Disney and Epic Games <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/charliefink/2024/02/08/epic-to-build-15-billion-disney-game-universe-plus-funding-for-vr-ai-3d-companies/?sh=4ce3deaa1d03" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://www.themeltingpat.com/2024/02/show-notes-episode-466-we-just-need-one.html" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 466: We Just Need One to Fix It

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New music from BRONNIE (4:32), the worst online comment sections (9:48), critiquing the unknown (28:14), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (44:25). Plus hear a bonus song from Jason Didner’s upcoming album, Digital Carnival (24:31)!Find more from BRONNIE <a href="http://www.bronniemusic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from Jason Didner <a href="https://jasondidner.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://www.themeltingpat.com/2024/02/show-notes-episode-465-making-up-toxic.html" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 465: Making Up Toxic Comments

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Music from The Single Digits (6:52), advice on home repairs (12:17), our favorite corporate buzzwords (30:02), dummies on public transit (41:16), and whiny shoppers (52:13).<a href="https://thesingledigits.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">Find more from The Single Digits here!</a>Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat on <a href="https://linktr.ee/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">Linktree</a>, and submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://bit.ly/shownotes464" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 464: Pulling the Advice Threads

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New music from Midnight Skies (5:53), which sports trophies we’d win (10:14), dumb delivery drivers (25:28), the Baseball Hall of Fame (47:23), RAW is Netflix (56:27), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:07:04).Find more from Midnight Skies <a href="https://linktr.ee/midnightskies" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat on <a href="https://linktr.ee/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">Linktree</a>, and submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://bit.ly/shownotes463" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 463: Midnight Trophy Deliveries

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Music from A New Nowhere (4:52), living room dance parties (11:10), your questions on AEW vs WWE, coupon throwers, and more (17:25), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (42:55).Find more from A New Nowhere <a href="https://www.instagram.com/anewnowhere/?hl=en" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat on <a href="https://linktr.ee/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">Linktree</a>, and submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://bit.ly/shownotes462" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 462: Doing the Mail Dance

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Music from Incase We Crash (5:13), a combo retail story on returns and shady customers (9:52), fan mail on concert preferences (26:20), Facebook being a mess (34:05), MLB teams using the Dodgers’ formula (46:04), and a big Flyers Update from The Captain (55:59).Find more from Incase We Crash <a href="https://www.instagram.com/incasewecrash/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat on <a href="https://linktr.ee/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">Linktree</a>, and submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://bit.ly/shownotes461" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 461: Presented by Tylenol, Theraflu, and Robitussin

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Pat rambles on empty malls, inconsiderate folks, resolutions, and more.Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat on <a href="https://linktr.ee/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">Linktree</a>, and submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://bit.ly/shownotes460" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 460: Sick in the Wasteland

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Pat plays music from Calling All Captains (5:58), then rambles on moving the studio (11:28), loan forgiveness (22:00), and work awards (31:25). Plus: setting up consoles (40:37), overrated fast foods (59:57), and the New Year (1:10:45).﻿Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat on <a href="https://linktr.ee/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">Linktree</a>, and submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from Calling All Captains <a href="https://callingallcaptainsband.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://bit.ly/shownotes459" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 459: Forgive Me, I'm A Winner

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Pat tells his favorite retail story (3:36), shares our favorite holiday songs (17:55), recaps &#34;A Moroccan Christmas&#34; (42:26), and shares our favorite holiday movies (1:02:27). Plus: festive tunes from The Wild &amp; Free, Hana Kahn, BRONNIE, Life in Idle, and MUCH BETTER!Sign up for the monthly newsletter <a href="https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Join the Patreon <a href="https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find other network podcasts <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/network.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Stream or download The Attic Sessions <a href="https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Listen to our Soundtrap songs <a href="https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce <a href="http://philadelphonic.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>!Connect with The Melting Pat on <a href="https://linktr.ee/themeltingpat" rel="nofollow">Linktree</a>, and submit questions and comments <a href="http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>!<a href="https://bit.ly/shownotes458" rel="nofollow">Show notes</a>

Episode 458: Festive Exploitation

A Blend of Everything!

Join Pat as he learns to read out loud by taking your questions (and answers), navigates parenthood, yells about sports, and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!