This polycule is a fucking mess. Everything we feared would be in season 1 has come to pass. Everyone's breaking up, everything is generic, and I guess they forgot they're freedom fighters?? Also Emma got TERF bangs.

Today's modern recommendation is Resident Evil: Vendetta.

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"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE MARVEL GOD THAT IS AVI ARAD. Welcome to Mutant X, the obviously polyamorous team of New Mutants trying to save their kind through the power of friendship. Imagine if Dark Angel and Smallville had a baby.

Today's Bo's Corner is discussing the delight that is Gilmore Girls.

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"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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We are so fucking back. Smallville is the best show ever. Zod and Clark need to sloppy makeout on the Space Needle.

Today's Modern Recommendation is Dimension 20: City Counsel of Darkness.

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"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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There are no words to the fucking insanity happening right now. Lana Lang returns, Chloe Sullivan gets possessed by Brainiac, she also dates Doomsday. Fucking Jimmy Olsen dies! I'm so fucking tired.

Today's Modern Recommendation is Companion (2025).

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"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Who's ready to the full throttle attack of a CW era Smallville season? We got it all. Supergirl, Brainiac, a new mentally ill Lex Luthor, secret societies, Brainiac, and even more Brainiac.

Today's Modern Recommendation is Tamon's B-Side.

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"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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LANA LANG VILLAIN ARC! LANA LANG VILLAIN ARC! LANA LANG VILLAIN ARC!

and I guess Clark and Lex are there, too.

Today's Modern Recommendation is The Amazing Digital Circus.

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"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Oooooh, Lex really stepped in it this time! Not only has he and Clark Kent fully called it quits on their friendship, but he's officially made the turn into pure villainy. If only his father would follow suit. Oh, and Zod stole his body. So. Yeah.

Today's Rat's Corner we talk about their first time watching Roger & Hammerstien's Cinderella (1997).

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"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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It's the end of the first era. Clark Kent and friends are graduating high school and facing the scary reality of growing up. And witches. And space rocks. And maybe Zod and Brainiac.

Today's modern recommendation is Scrubs (2026).

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Music:

"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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You ever wanna watch Lex Luthor suffer more than Jesus on the cross? What about Clark Kent's life crumbling before his eyes? Or Jonathan Kent's quick descent into mortality at the hands of an alien AI? Well, you're gonna get that today on this week's episode of You Got 2 Know! Fuck their stupid baka lives.

Today's modern recommendation is Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

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Music:

"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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BOY ARE THE CONSE'S QUENCING. Cracks are forming in the not to quiet town of Smallville now that Clark is facing the growing impact of his alien heritage. Between Lana Lang's growing frustration and love for him after Whitney's passing and Lex Luthor's repeatedly failing love life going nuclear, there's too much for one season to possibly contain. AND YET!

Today's modern recommendation is Cosmic Princess Kaguya.

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"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the one show Bo has been more excited to talk about than anything else! Welcome to the culmination of our efforts and the your hosts connect the dots between Smallville, Miraculous Ladybug, and an insane amount of shows already watched in seasons past.

Today's modern recommendation is on Small Prophets.

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"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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It's here. The end of the Justice League. Now our heroes must face off against their greatest enemy while Lex Luthor has the most bisexual crisis in his entire existence.

Today's Bo's corner is on the newly discovered missing episode of Doctor Who's original era.

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Music:

"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Getting all the way back into Justice League Unlimited, Rat and Bo discuss the awkward vocal cracks in the DCAU that is season 2.

Today's Rat's corner is on The Muppets (2026) and her new exposure to the franchise.

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Music:

"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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It's a very happy birthday for Rat today as we watch the Sam Raimi classic Spider-Man (2002)! From the cast of a lifetime to the memes it's left upon the word, we get into it all with our special guest, Alex Baxter Scott.

Today's modern recommendation is Wonder Man (2026).

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Music:

"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Blipotron" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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It's every hero worth knowing about! And the rest of those guys DC threw in because they wanted to remind the kids they have more than 7 superheroes. After Thanagar attacked, it's all hands on deck as the Justice League brings together all the power they can to keep Earth safe. Except Flash, I guess.

Today's modern recommendation is The Muppets (2026).

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Music:

"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Blipotron" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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It's season 2 of Justice League (2001) and oooooh my gooooood! Flash is peak ADHD as always, we find out why John Stewart has the most on screen exes popping up, and an alien invasion Hawkgirl needs to explain, quickly.

Today's modern recommendation is Starfleet Academy.

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"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Orion 300XB" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Is everyone ready for an original superhero movie starring a young Dakota Fanning that spawned a million OCs? Too bad, it's Bo's birthday and he picked a 2009 classic for every edgy middle schooler, Push.

Today's modern recommendation is Do Revenge.

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"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Hiding Your Reality" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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It's a new season and your favorite hosts return with a blast from the past: the Justice League beating Nazi ass. Feels like such a long time since we saw them in their natural environment.

Today's modern recommendation is Smiling Friends.

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Music:

"What You Want (version 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Bet You Can" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Thank you all for another amazing season of the show. To celebrate we bring you the annual YG2K awards featuring Alex Baxter Scott, The Unknowable Guest, and, as always, your hosts Bo Tamisen-Bennett and Ratherine O'Hara. We celebrate the Charmed classics that kept up entertained this year. From Practical Magic to Sabrina the Teenage Witch, we watched it all. Now join us to judge them one by one to find the Fairest of the All.

Music:

"Deck the Halls A" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"I Got a Stick Arr Bryan Teoh" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Newer Wave" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Take a Chance" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Pride" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Limit 70" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Ethernight Club" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Son of a Rocket" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Groove Grove" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Leopard Print Elevator" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Effects from Mixkit

Charmed season 8 is.... not great, but we committed so now you can suffer with us. Like it's not the worst, we got another Twilight cameo before everything was over. Phoebe got a cupid. The Triad are back. It's rough, man.

In today's Rat's Corner, we discuss what Rat has learned over the last season watching witchy media.

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