The MVP Episode — 50 Cent Says Jay-Z Never Had A Year, Diddy Prison Fight, Animals Review | Ep. 293
The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #293 | The MVP Episode.
We ran our own transcripts through AI to find out who gets cut off the most. It's Reg. It's also Reg who does the most cutting off. Then we spent nineteen minutes trying to name one single year Jay-Z ran hip hop.
At 05:00 the news nobody wanted to open on — a school shooting that morning, and whether anything ever changes.
At 15:00 the AI transcript reveal, Reg's defense makes it worse, and Pop finds out he talks the most.
At 20:00 Diddy's prison fight, and the room cannot agree on how to say Dudus.
At 38:00 ten minutes on the worst way to die — fire, drowning or buried alive. Pop explains he nearly drowned, got out, and went back in to practice holding his nose.
At 51:00 Darnell tells the story of a white man on set who walked around giving notes, moving people out of their chairs and telling crews they did a good job. He didn't work there.
At 59:00 Ammar invents a new unit of measurement, laughs per minute, and Pop spends nine minutes refusing to accept it.
At 1:08:00 Darnell recaps the entire plot of Animals, ending included (spoilers), to a man who has not seen it.
At 1:37:00 the Jay-Z lyric breakdown doc.
And at 1:46:00 the big one — 50 said Jay-Z never had a single year where he ran hip hop. Nineteen minutes later nobody has named one, and Pop makes the case that thirty years near the top beats one year at it.
CHAPTERS
00:05 The Oregon School Shooting
00:12 Reg Keeps Getting Towed
00:15 We Ran The Transcripts Through AI
00:18 Which Migo Would You Be?
00:20 Diddy's Prison Fight With Dudus
00:26 Boofing A Whole Gun
00:29 The Live-Streamed Execution
00:38 What's The Worst Way To Die?
00:48 Mercenaries In Haiti
00:51 The White Guy Who Didn't Work There
00:55 The Walmart And Target Prank Guys
00:59 Laughs Per Minute
01:08 Animals — The Whole Plot
01:20 AI Is Coming
01:26 50's Fans Run The World Now
01:30 Tyler Perry Said Send That
01:37 The Jay-Z Lyric Breakdown Doc
01:46 Did Jay-Z Ever Have A Year?
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