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My Darling, My Darling, Won't You Eat Your Peas? (YOUNGER KIDS)

Season 1 | Episode 1
4m | Dec 31, 2021

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Author/Producer: Melissa Oliveri - http://www.melissaoliveri.com

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FULL TRANSCRIPT:


Pssst! Over here!

Take my hand, I’ll take you to a  Pretend Land!

Are you ready?

1 -2 -3, Wheeeeeeeeee!


Welcome to A Carefully Built Pretend. My name is Melissa, and I’m so glad you’re here!

Today we’ll be reading a story called “My Darling, My Darling, won’t you eat your peas?”. It’s a story about a child who is way more interested in eating treats than healthy foods, but in the end we learn it’s all about how you look at things!

 Are you ready? Here we go!

 

“My darling, my darling, won’t you eat your peas?”

“But mommy, I can’t! I’ll get wobbly knees!

I’ll eat all my carrots with chocolate and cheese,

But mommy, please don’t make me eat all those peas!”

“My darling, my darling won’t you eat your celery?”

“But mommy, I can’t! My chest will get hairy!!!

I’ll eat all my onions with syrup and berries!

But mommy, please don’t make me eat all that celery!”

“My darling, my darling won’t you eat your spuds?”

“But mommy, I can’t! I’ll start hiccupping suds!

I’ll eat all my mushrooms! I’ll even eat mud!

But mommy, please don’t make me eat all those spuds!”

“My darling, my darling, won’t you eat your green pepper?”

“But mommy, I can’t! I’ll turn green like a booger!

I’ll eat all my eggplant with icing and sugar!

But mommy, please don’t make me eat that green pepper!”

“My darling, my darling, won’t you eat this cake?”

“Oh mommy, I’d love to! I love what you bake!

Oh yum! It’s delicious! Seconds I’ll take!”

“I don’t think I’ll tell him it’s zucchini cake!”


Thank you for being here my friend, it’s so nice to spend a little bit of time with you!

I hope you enjoyed this story, and remember, any food can be delicious, it’s all about how it’s prepared, and sometimes, you just have to give it a few tries before you learn to like it.

Until next time, keep imagining, dreaming, and pretending, and I’ll be back very soon.

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