Matt and Adam are old friends, new roommates in a new town. They quickly discovered there are only two rules to being roommates: no boundaries and no beef. In The Roommate Report, they bring their nightly discussions to you. Covering all things from space to sports. Join them for their regular debates and all types of goofs and gaffs.

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Californians, you’re gonna love this one. But don’t push your luck. We said what we needed to say and we’re moving on. And dinosaurs? Who cares what science says, we’re not even really sure these things existed. One trip to Chicago really changed us it seems. Come on in and listen to a beautiful episode full of growth, acceptance, and limited knowledge of science and history. Also, Adam totally drops an F Bomb. Sorry, Mrs. Ghosh.

S2.5E3: And I like It

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Season 2.5 Episode 2. What a whirlwind. Get ready for a lot of information all at once. What’s up with sponges? Long lasting bathtub trauma? A tempting offer from a far off prince? What the hell is an NFT? Why is Mark Cuban here? Are Catholics off limits? There’s even more we can’t mention here. Get this one in your ears ASAP. Happy listening roomies.

S2.5E2: Would I Tell the Arab Prince?

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New year new season! Sort of. Welcome to season 2.5. We kick this year off our way, the way we always have. The roommates are finally back together and we’re stepping up big time. Juicy roommate tea, a plea for the children, and some serious updates get us going strong. Thanks for joining us and get a ready for an all new season of The Roommate Report!

S2.5E1: Swing Batter Swing

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The finale. In this season’s concluding episode, Matt and Adam debate on how much money Bill Gates should be giving his kid. Matt can’t say Paris Hilton nor can he really describe what she does. Adam found out the truth about dinosaurs far too late and somewhere along the lines a heartfelt and totally original song springs into the world. We’ll miss ya roomies, see you soon.

S2E12: Haris Pilton

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In our second to last episode of the season, Sam finds himself racing to file his taxes. In the meantime, the roomies discuss why they haven’t moved out of the country yet, something scarier than E.T., a new favorite TV show and more. Wrapped up with a spicy round of his and hers, this episode is one you won’t want to miss!

S2E11: The Ottoman Empire Tax Credit

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Double digits into season 2! Welcome back roomies. In this season’s tenth episode, Matt, Adam, and Sam try to figure out if Shamu is one whale or several. Are we overfishing or have we just not explored enough ocean? Who cares about the 70’s? Is it really just white people that don’t know their family history? Is an F150 commercial a good analogy for American life? Find out the answers to these questions and many more in this week’s episode of The Roommate Report!

S2E10: Ford F150

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WE ARE BACK. After a few weeks away, Matt and Adam are shaking off the rust and catching you up. New found faith in life outside of earth, being alarmingly out of touch with our inner emotions, and, of course, romantic daydreams set to the tune of Chris Daughtry. Don’t miss a thing on this week’s episode of The Roommate Report!

S2E9: You Know Chris Daughtry

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Welcome back to The Roommate Report! Adam is shocked by Sam’s very little knowledge about space exploration. Is there a single greatest fireworks show? The answer is yes - and Matt reveals where it is. Matt also tells a harrowing tale of devotion to his nation even to the point of his own humiliation.

S2E8: The Pledge of Apeegiance

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In this episode of The Roommate Report Matt gives the correct take on Indiana while Adam fights a losing battle. Meanwhile, inspired by a crazy uncle, the roomies go through and try to figure who they were in past lives. A new segment is born and that sh*t is crazy. Hear all the news and more on this weeks pod!

S2E7: The Humpisode

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New week, new wheels. In this episode of the Roommate Report, the roomies walk out of a car dealership with a new ride thanks to some mad wheelin’ and dealin’. However, the camaraderie only lasts so long as Matt and Adam get into it about how much power one movie universe should have. Does the beef last? Who’s rocking a fresh whip? What is the DEAL with Sam’s audio?! Find out in this episode of The Roommate Report.

S2E6: Movie Monopolies and The Moral Implications

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Ever seen something you can’t explain? Ever wonder how tattoos actually work? Ever wanted to break social expectations to live your life on your terms? This is the one for you. Get curious. Get inspired. Get with us on this week’s episode of The Roommate Report.

S2E5: I Will Bring The Peonies

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Fourth episode of the second season here we go! Matt’s got some real full circle news to deliver as well as another nerdy but life changing hobby, Adam’s starting to really feel the pressure of his next-in-line status, and the roommates discuss some totally not gonna happen but if it were to happen it certainly wasn’t premeditated violence. ALSO, the winners of the Roommate Report Sweatshirt Giveaway Extravaganza are announced!

S2E4: Peak Punchable Performance

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Season 2 Episode 3….2-3…..23…..THE JORDAN POD. We are back for perhaps our GOAT pod. Customizable babies, robots, the fear of having a fake life, we go over it all. Honestly, it’s chaos. But we love it. If you’re down to know what we’re REALLY thinking about then this is the one for you.

S2E3: The Trumate Show

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Season 2 Episode 2! We&#39;ll admit it, we watch The Bachelor. Join us this week for our first Batch of Bach, a conversation about mentorship, and the high, high mountain tops of being a middle school basketball player!

S2E2: Together With Heather

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The Roommate Report is back for its sophomore season! Attempting to avoid the dreadful sophomore slump, Matt and Adam catch up on what’s gone on since the last episode, maybe offend the entire therapy industry, and cook up an instant radio hit. DO NOT miss the start of this brand new season and DO NOT forget: your beef is a journey. Thanks for joining us.

S2E1: Galentine's Day

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The final episode of season 1. Straight up, who even reads these? While reminiscing on what this pod has meant for the pair, Matt and Adam find themselves deep in discussion on the nature of human secrets. Classic segments are revisited and Adam is called upon to make perhaps the biggest call of his life. Thanks again for joining us on this ride. We&#39;ll be back!

S1E12: Wanna Get Away?

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Welcome back for week 11 of The Roommate Report. This installment includes a story about a life changing toss, spur of the moment beat poetry, a HEATED debate about chicken, and of course, a discussion on the new Vin Diesel single. Buckle up!

S1E11: To The Ghost Of Mr. Goose

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Matt and Adam reunite for episode ten after over a week of being apart. New home updates, Matt&#39;s big announcement, and our take on US politics bring this episode to a different level. We wrap things up with a left field animal question from Matt and a major debate on two of the NFL&#39;s worst teams.

S1E10: See You At The Pollz 2032

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Homeboys are home for S1E9! From the basement of Matt&#39;s childhood home, we get deep on why we love the midwest, potentially upset all of our California friends, and abruptly cancel the worst thing about millennials.

S1E9: Sorry In Advance California

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Into music? Good. Because it&#39;s week 8 and it&#39;s all about the tunes. With odes to modern legends such as The Fray, The Black Eyed Peas, and Paramore, Matt and Adam discuss the roots of their love for music and the journeys that music has brought them on. To round it out, a new segment is introduced that ends with a highly controversial Pixar debate.

S1E8: How "How To Save A Life" Saved My Life

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Story time! With the dawn of a new lease signing, Matt and Adam look back on their favorite memories in their soon-to-be-old apartment. From holiday parties to harboring criminals, the boys tell it all.

S1E7: Before Me Lay a Life of Crime

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Moms beware! This tear jerker comes straight from the heart. The roomies discuss their life as brothers and tell legendary stories of brothers past, a new hot guy takes the throne, and an overheated Adam throws a large amount of shade.

S1E6: Brotherhood: The Untold Stories

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It&#39;s episode 5 and we&#39;re bringing you a whirlwind of a pod. While your roommates talk about their experiences believing in God, they are suddenly thrust into a real life action movie. After nearly escaping death, we bring it home with a worthwhile debate on the boy who lived.

S1E5: Beer Duchess and the Car Chase

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Your favorite roommates coming at you with a heater for S1E4. Time relativity? Check. Infinite expansion? Check. Aliens? Check. This week we hit it all as well as a surprising theory that connects two of your favorite franchises.

S1E4: The Space Pod

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This week on The Roommate Report, the boys analyze the rapid changes of their 20s, Matt comes to terms with the nature of death, and Adam estimates his strength for battle.

S1E3: Today Is Today. Tomorrow Is Tomorrow.

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Back at it again for S1E2 of the roommate report. Matt and Adam dive deep into the complicated mechanics of quarantine relationships. Along the way, we find out if Matt marries for the money and we learn that Adam has a surprising number of frequent flyer miles.

S1E2: Frequent Flyer

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Your homies are coming in HOT with their first ever roommate report. We go through our long and tumultuous history as roommates, Matt tells a life altering story, and we find out who has a weak spot for Zac Efron.

S1E1: A Brief Inquiry Into Roommate Relationships