- Episode 603: It Was Better Once
At the request of a listener, Pat rants on how ESPN, the Food Network, social media, and more used to be better.
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27m - Oct 3, 2026 - Episode 602: Vikings, Witches, and Bears
Pat gets right to it to share our favorite Nicole Kidman movies.
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20m - Sep 26, 2026 - Episode 601: I Did Not Order These Noods
Pat answers your questions on ordering food, spicy photos, and designing malls.
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26m - Sep 19, 2026 - Episode 600: Curving the Flats
Pat rambles on 600 episodes, flat earthers, our best technological advancements, and more.
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1h 2m - Sep 12, 2026 - Episode 599: We Are Real and We Love Games
Pat plays new music from Career Day before sharing our favorite card, board, & tabletop games, and closing with an NFL scammer story.
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47m - Sep 5, 2026 - Episode 598: Supported by Listeners Like You
At the suggestions of listeners, Pat talks Dolly Parton & Tim Curry, male opinions on Taylor Swift, Dungeon Crawler Carl, new car spy tech, and optimal donut shapes.
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35m - Aug 29, 2026 - Episode 597: You Might Try Something New
Pat plays new music from OUT IN FRONT, then rambles on his trip down the shore, Uber music etiquette, and scripting out the show.
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44m - Aug 22, 2026 - Episode 596: Getting Back to Basics
Pat plays new music from Major League, then rambles on paying attention to your kids, MySpace returning, and decorating your dorm room.
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40m - Aug 15, 2026 - Episode 595: Save Your Progress and Knowledge
Pat plays music from A While After, then rambles on easy mode, destroying books, and life advice.
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36m - Aug 8, 2026 - Episode 594: Preparation B
Pat shares another skill he wishes he had, before getting to our favorite Ben Affleck movies.
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24m - Aug 1, 2026 - Episode 593: Potential Upgrades
Pat rambles on skills we all wish we had.
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28m - Jul 25, 2026 - Episode 592: Thefting More Than Auto
Pat rambles on GTA VI and what its release might mean for gaming as a whole going forward..
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30m - Jul 18, 2026 - Episode 591: Stops Along Memory Lane
Pat plays new music from Midfield before rambling on oral history projects, closing hours, and calls to FIFA.
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43m - Jul 11, 2026 - Episode 590: Take a Walk and Learn Something
Pat plays new music from Skin Flowers (3:17), then rambles on walking in the park (8:30), arguing in public (18:22), and family style dinners (27:12).
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40m - Jul 4, 2026 - Episode 589: Professionals Can Clean Up
Pat rambles on 15 years of the show before playing new music from davvn (7:02). Then: mail on hiring professionals (12:53), advice on staying fresh this summer (23:08), and more.
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37m - Jun 27, 2026 - Episode 588: Enjoying Our Brains
Pat plays new music from DØUBLE IDENTITY (4:18), rants on toxic masculinity (8:37), rambles on enjoying summer (18:58), and catches up on sports news (28:22).
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41m - Jun 20, 2026 - Episode 587: Verify My Concerns
Pat rambles on changes in sports video games, being recorded on the job, and getting verified on social media.
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28m - Jun 13, 2026 - Episode 586: Bourne to Save the World (and Mars)
Continuing a monthly segment, Pat shares our favorite Matt Damon movies.
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25m - Jun 6, 2026 - Episode 585: Smuggling Company Words
Pat rambles on social media censorship, the turtle smuggler, and company towns.
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27m - May 30, 2026 - Episode 584: Destination: No Contact
Pat calls an audible to ramble on destination weddings and taking money from your kids.
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28m - May 23, 2026
