The Official Donut of the GravityBeard Interns

The Agenda:

1. Rising star
2. Sciencey Birthdays
3. The Monument
4. Buy them all!
5. Check your desks
6. Knife Wielding Baboons
7. Emotional Efficiency
8. Gulls v Starfish
9. Please wear pants
10. Toto on Tesla
11. Donut Debate
12. Is he still with us?
13. Mathers on the run
14. DeVilbiss Double Shot

Original release date: August 2, 2020

Adam decides to get into the home reno game. Oh, it's also Toph's birthday.

The Agenda:

1. New #1
2. Another Csomo!
3. Me Baby, Me!
4. GBI Reno Project
5. Adam Loves Peter Faulk
6. Behemoth Beach Ball
7. Water Skiing Monkeys
8. 45 Minutes to Insanity
9. Snarky Effronteries
10. It wasn’t ketchup!
11. Ed Asner Dethklok
12. Drop the Anvil
13. Torey + Kelsey From the Road
14. Peter DeVilbiss Fun Fact

Original release date: July 1, 2020.

It's time to celebrate some anniversaries, milestones, and our first Beardmas! Plus, our MVP, Keith, is retiring from competition!

The Agenda:

1. Top Contributors
2. Major Retirement
3. New Interns
4. Birthdays
5. Promotions
6. Cannibal Rats
7. Radioactivities
8. Official Number of the GBI
9. Ed Asner Dethklok Update
10. Dang you, Ritz cracker
11. The Sausage Ones

Original release date: June 7, 2020

A facilities upgrade even better than last week!

The Agenda:

1. Top Contributors
2. BabyTern
3. May Birthdays
4. GlueTern
5. SAFARI!!!
6. Responsibly Distant High-Five
7. Hey there, Corona
8. Be More Lando
9. Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
10. Ed Asner Death Clock
11. Because…Christmas
12. He’s back!

Original release date: May 2, 2020

Adam and I announce the most exciting facilities upgrade ever! 

Original release date: April 5, 2020

New format for our meetings. Company business only.

Original release date: March 15, 2020

The beginning of the Ed Asner Death Clock

Original release date: February 1, 2020

Adam takes the reins again as we head to our 2nd Annual GravityBeard office Christmas party. 

The Agenda:

1. Head to the bar
2. Jim Brockmire
3. New Team Member!
4. Happy Birthday, Adam?!
5. Merry Minor
6. Tiff's Holiday Party Buffet
7. Christmas Music Throw-down
8. Intern Christmas Wish List
9. THE CHRISTMAS QUIZ!
10. Holiday Hotline

Original release date: December 20, 2019

Jake and Tom of Jake and Tom Conquer the World were nice enough to record a segment of their show for us to use,

Original release date: December 15, 2019

It's time to carve the turkey!

The Agenda:

1. Top Contributors
2. November Birthdays
3. How do you brush our teeth?
4. Chainsaw Carving Knife
5. Competitive Pillow Fighting
6. Singers and Swingers in the Kitchen
7. Uranus Update
8. Naked = Aerodynamic
9. Padres in the Doggy Door
10. Assaulted by Mermaids
11. GravityBeard at Half Speed
12. Reboots and Remakes
13. The Easy Rider Framed Roger Rabbit
14. Mildly Inconvenient Audio Diary

Original release date: November 26, 2019

Keith Gawla and Phil Kirsner join us for an "Ask Me Anything"

Original release date: November 4, 2019

Keith Gawla and Harland McKenzie join us in the GravityBeard Real World house.

The Agenda:

1. Meet Our Guests
2. Live Travel Diary
3. Top Contributors
4. New Interns
5. Happy Birthday, Adam
6. The Best Apple
7. Overlord Lair
8. The Mars Experience
9. Phil wrote a book?!
10. WTF Taco Bell?!
11. Sam Barsky
12. Hamlet’s Waterwheel
13. The Best of Nextdoor
14. Roadkill Mystery Solved
15. Florida Man
16. Funko Flop
17. Hooray for Cheddar!
18. Pumpkin Spice

Original release date: October 27, 2019

The genesis of a new idea.

Original Name Generator Post on Facebook - http://bit.ly/2kXwijB

Original release date: September 20, 2019

The Official Sandwich of the GravityBeard Interns

The Agenda:

1. Top Contributors
2. Birthdays
3. Total Carnage
4. Karaoke Kickoff
5. Free Rocket
6. Sports Complex
7. Members of a Bizarre Order
8. The Sandwich
9. Blood Doping Bowlers
10. Arson Bear
11. Amish Snitch
12. Micro Movie Review
13. The Pillsbury Throwboy
14. Moment of Triumph

Original release date: September 17, 2019

He finally did it. It's also August which is Peter DeVilbiss Month.

The Agenda:

1. Other great contributors
2. What’s on top of your fridge?
3. French Space Force
4. Sausage Fest
5. GBI Olympics
6. GBI Band
7. Mars is Stupid
8. Genital Blender
9. Time Travel
10. No one said it was ham
11. Meth gators
12. Florida Man
13. Micro movie review
14. Apartment
15. Listen up Taco Bell

Original release date: August 25, 2019

 Rock 'n Roll Accordion and a new way to farm and ranch.

The Agenda:

1. New top contributor?
2. Proper cheesecake temperature
3. Homicide (for ages 8 and up)
4. History of the BLT
5. Backyard Poultry
6. Office Chair Racing
7. Rock ‘n Roll Accordion
8. Farm & ranch tips
9. Mustard Ice Cream + Alien Bud
10. Chocolate cake for breakfast
11. Penis problems
12. Florida man
13. Apartment
14. Hotline Messages

Original release date: August 18, 2019

A real-time road trip audio diary as Adam moves from Miami to Austin. Then a huge reveal at the end.

Original release date: August 3, 2019

Greg and John attend their first meeting and Adam makes a major announcement.

The Agenda:

1. Adam’s Big Announcment
2. Special Guests
3. Top Contributors
4. New Interns
5. August Birthdays
6. Milestones
7. Official Board Game
8. Glitter Sh*tter
9. Storming Area 51
10. Summer Hobby Series
11. “It’s my purse”
12. Eaten by your own dogs
13. Birkinbine on Time
14. Most Offensive Soup
15. I eat a$$
16. Florida Man
17. JFK Jr’s Flight Instructor
18. Apartment
19. Hotline

Original release date: July 28, 2019

We begin to focus on the animal kingdom.

The Agenda:

1. Top Contributors
2. New Interns
3. July birthdays
4. The Official Cookie
5. Chief Grilling Officer
6. Crochet Shorts
7. Dude’s Guide to the Couch
8. Emergency Room
9. Meth-fueled attack squirrel
10. Real Life Mario Kart Track
11. Adam’s Road Trip Audio Diaries
12. OJ is on Twitter
13. Florida Man
14. Snoop’s World Record Gin & Juice
15. Apartment
16. Hotline
17. The Great Sebastian

Original release date: July 7, 2019

A little bit of everything.

The Agenda:

1. Other Valuable Contributors
2. The Eat Anything Boys
3. Polls
4. Yacht Tester
5. Therapy Sword
6. Throw Torching
7. GravityBar
8. Library
9. GBI Economy
10. Cow Kissing + Toilet Licking
11. AirPod Poop
12. Pizza vs. Cereal
13. Tacos vs Space
14. Carnival Fraud
15. Florida Man
16. Ice-T vs Amazon
17. Apartment
18. Hotline

Original release date: June 16, 2019