• Nick Castellanos' Home Run Timing is Impressively Dumb

    We’ve had a lot of major events happening over the past year or so. President Biden just dropped out of the presidential race. Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt. Willie Mays and Queen Elizabeth died. And in all of those instances—and more—Nick Castellanos has hit a home run. Here, have a montage!

    Also, Sean apologizes for getting a couple of facts wrong, like this latest dinger coming in a losing effort in the bottom of the ninth when it actually happened during the top of the ninth in a Phillies victory.

    Plus, Team USA basketball is narrowly beating teams in their practice games, Sean is sore from diving and slam dunking at a pool party, and Joey has a cousin in the Olympics! Keep an eye out for Ryan Held in the 4 x 100 men’s swimming freestyle relay.

    Finally, here’s the clip of James Harden slamming the ball into his face, plus Josh Hart’s delightful reaction.

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    24m - Jul 23, 2024
  • Playing Sports in Extreme Heat is Swelteringly Dumb

    We're in the lazy days of summer, which means there isn't a lot of sports news going on. So, let's reminisce about those times when we were kids and played games and practiced when it was well over 90 degrees outside!

    Plus, stupid rules Joey's high school basketball team had, the ideal temperature for your AC unit, and where the term "the dog days of summer" comes from.

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    24m - Jul 16, 2024
  • A Barrage of Dumb Rules Across Sports

    We're in the dog days of summer. That means we're wondering whether the members of Team USA can spin a basketball on their fingers and trying to fool coworkers with a fictitious shark petting zoo in honor of Shark Week.

    It's also a great time to look at the dumber rules of different sports and offer various ways to improve them. This strategy probably won't work, but the first step to affecting change is to speak it into existence.

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    35m - Jul 9, 2024
  • The Mets’ Multiple Deferred Bobby Bonilla Contracts R Fiscally Dumb

    Bobby Bonilla last played in the MLB in 2001. The New York Mets continue to pay him about $1.2 million every July 1, which they will continue to do until 2035 when Bonilla is 72 years old. It’s the wildest contract in all of pro sports.

    Plus, a look at the California state income tax and why Shohei Ohtani is deferring the majority of his contract until after it ends. And the NBA Draft happened! Did you watch? We sort of did, but that second round being at 3 pm local time sure didn’t help. Sean’s mantra for Bronny James is “tough road ahead.”

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    24m - Jul 2, 2024
  • The NBA Draft Being Two Days Is Time-Consumingly Dumb

    The NBA Draft is this week! It’s always been one night for both rounds, but this year, the league is mixing it up with TWO days of the draft. The second day starts at 4 pm ET, which is very early.

    Plus, our favorite draft cliches and how silly it is that players have to wear the hat of the team that drafted them, even if they’ve already been traded. Oh, and how about Monty Williams making $78 million to win 14 games and then being fired after one season? Brilliant move, truly. But not as brilliant as this Joe Dumars pass or this Javale McGee blooper.

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    25m - Jun 25, 2024
  • Sports TV Media Rights R Capitalistically Dumb

    When we recorded this, the Dallas Mavericks had just won their last game to stay alive in the NBA Finals. We know that good luck did not continue for Sean—congrats to the Boston Celtics on an NBA-record 18th championship.

    Anyway, it looks like TNT is going to lose its media rights to broadcast NBA games. And that's not the only TV snafu going on. Have you ever tried to watch a more obscure game? It's rough! Sean's just trying to catch Switzerland vs. Hungary, and Joey's just trying to make jokes like how can they be Hungary when they're right by Turkey and Greece?

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    20m - Jun 18, 2024
  • "Must-Win" Games Early in Series and Sources Leaking Clickbait Stories R Both Overzealously Dumb

    When we recorded this, the Mavericks and Celtics had only played one game. Lots of chatter said Game 2 was a must-win. Well, the Mavericks didn't win it, so...guess we can all go home?

    On top of that, reporters are dropping news from sources at wild times, such as the Lakers non-story about maybe signing Dan Hurley (spoiler: that didn't happen) during the NBA Finals and the USA Women's roster being announced after the "breaking news" that Caitlin Clark wasn't on it. Sean wonders what these sources get out of saying things.

    Plus, Sean might start a new fast food fries ranking and we wax poetic about AIM away messages.

    We also want to give a nod to The Underdog Newsletter from Joker Mag! It's a delightful look at the less popular sports stories, highlighting people who beat the odds to succeed in their respective sports. Plus, there's a challenging trivia question every time! Subscribe to the newsletter here.

    23m - Jun 11, 2024
  • Complaints About Cakewalk Paths to Championships R Bemoaningly Dumb

    The Boston Celtics and Dallas Mavericks are in the NBA Finals. Congrats to them! Yet, if you listened to some fans, you'd think the Celtics didn't deserve to be here because the teams they faced had key players who were injured. Okay...that's a reward for finishing with the best record of any team during the regular season.

    Plus, Sean is now in his late 30s—what has he learned along the way? How many different types of cakes has he had during his birthday week? And we wrap up with a deep dive into a song that's nearly 20 years old.

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    26m - Jun 4, 2024
  • Hyped Up NFL Schedule Releases R Try-Hard Dumb

    Sean is old, and he is FEELING it. And Joey is out of the country! So, we recorded this one well in advance about a topic that was new at the time: the release of the NFL schedule. And the hype around said schedule—four months in advance, no less!—is out of control. 

    How would Sean have announced things if he were in charge? We’re going through the Cowboys schedule one game at a time to find out.

    22m - May 28, 2024
  • Sad Sports Memories Living Rent Free In Our Heads R Reminiscently Dumb

    A little while ago, Joey randomly thought about losing a close basketball game in high school after he hit a game-tying shot. That triggered a drastic ice hockey sad story from Sean. And, of course, there are plenty of pro sports moments that don’t turn out the way we want.

    These events happened so long ago! Why do disappointing sports memories from the past routinely haunt our dreams?

    Plus, a look at the opposing teams that have made Sean cry over the years. Bring the tissues for this one!

    30m - May 21, 2024
  • NBA Teams Tanking and Not Winning the Lottery is Satisfyingly Dumb

    The Atlanta Hawks made the play-in tournament this season and looked like a team that was trying for most of the season. They only had a 3% chance of scoring the top pick in the NBA Draft lottery, and then they ended up winning it! Meanwhile, teams that tried to lose to better their odds fell out of the top slots. You love to see it.

    Plus, memorable moments around the NBA Draft, this Zach Lowe piece explains how the lottery works better than Joey can, and this SB Nation article from a decade ago is a fantastic look at what would happen if the NBA lost all of its talent.

    24m - May 14, 2024
  • Lazy Analyses of Basketball Performances R Half-Heartedly Dumb

    Basketball discourse is so weird. There are constant player comparisons, far too many discussions around legacy, and absurd lists that make no sense. It often turns into lazy discussion that makes for a frustrating experience.

    Plus, Joey has a disappointing trip to the dentist and a quick nod to Bruins broadcaster Jack Edwards' wonderful maniacal laugh.

    19m - May 7, 2024
  • Eventual Reversals of Dumb Decisions R Gradually Smart

    Reggie Bush won the Heisman Trophy in 2005, but then it was taken away in 2010 because of some minor infractions, especially considering the NIL deals out there today. Well, it took 14 years, but Bush's Heisman Trophy was finally reinstated. Better to fix a dumb thing late than never. Now, maybe we can move on to rectifying some of these vacated seasons.

    Plus, an NHL rule that should be applied to other sports, road fans overpowering home fans with cheers, and Sean is displeased with the effort of the Dallas Mavericks.

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    23m - Apr 30, 2024
  • Outrage Over Athlete Salaries Is Fiscally Dumb

    We've got plenty of dumbness in this episode! Joey has a tumultuous experience trying to attend a baseball game in Phoenix. Sean has a $40 margarita at a comedy show. And perhaps most distressingly, people still care far too much about what pro athletes are making. Say it with us: It's not our money. We don't need to worry about it.

    26m - Apr 23, 2024
  • Complicated Playoff Scenarios R Pieces of Red String on a Whiteboard Dumb

    This episode starts off HOT, as Joey's rec league featured a fight between teammates — thankfully, not on Joey's team, which is full of kind people. We're exploring the absurdity of fighting in a rec league, but that's not the main focus here.

    We're also breaking down the silliness of calculating tiebreakers and potential finishes in different sports leagues when all will be sorted out in a day or two. Patience is a virtue, and all. And Sean has a brilliant idea for fixing league drafts.

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    25m - Apr 16, 2024
  • Running a 10K is Tiringly Dumb (But Totally Worth Doing)

    Sean and Joey ran the Austin American Statesman Capitol 10K event on Sunday. It was quite the time! They share their experiences running the race, notable memories, and what it’s like to see a bright light when your body has given up. It’s less gloomy than that description sounds, we promise.

    Plus, a small lil’ bit on the women’s and men’s NCAA Tournaments. We miss college basketball already.

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    25m - Apr 9, 2024
  • The NCAA's Disrespect of Women's College Basketball is Nonsensically Dumb

    The women's NCAA Tournament has had plenty of impressive action, but it's being overshadowed by a lot of dumb things — many of which are the NCAA's own doing. Let's dive in!

    Plus, a glimpse at the horrific April Fools Day prank we talked about in the intro, the legendary 90s sitcom Step By Step, and personal tales of removing jewelry during basketball games.

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    20m - Apr 2, 2024
  • A Salute to Dumb March Madness Moments

    We've reached the Sweet 16 in both the men's and women's tournaments, which means we've had plenty of dumb moments along the way. Here are some of our (least) favorites!

    Plus, a history of the NCAA Boss Button and Jack Gohlke's low-budget TurboTax NIL deal.

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    24m - Mar 26, 2024
  • Celebrating 100 Dumb Episodes with an NCAA Tournament Extravaganza!

    It’s a 100th episode extravaganza! This episode was recorded during Selection Sunday as the NCAA Tournament field was revealed. In addition to a live reaction to the field, we’re counting down our top 10 favorite and least favorite moments from March Madness past and present. Plus, how many college basketball players can Sean name?

    Check out a few great moments we mention, including Ron Hunter falling off a stool, Texas A&M’s impressive late-game comeback against Northern Iowa, and this beautiful video of the broadcast team calling this bananas Furman play against Virginia.  

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    50m - Mar 19, 2024
  • Sports Rec Leagues R Expensively Dumb

    Sean and Joey both play in recreational sports leagues, and they're not entirely sure why. From expensive price tags to poor court and field conditions to people who take things way too seriously, it seems like a recipe for disaster. Perhaps you feel the same about your rec league.

    These rec leagues also take over locations that would otherwise have fun, friendly pickup games, preventing people from enjoying themselves. Stop pricing out these folks, rec leagues!

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    22m - Mar 12, 2024
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