flash backshots

acckkk tu, Brute?

handsome, erudite, and hung like a mf'in donkey

I never thought of using beef rib meat. God damn!

Soy Shrek

he was prepared to let Picard raw. him. out.

Data stores his farts in the scrotum

my fuckdoll had twink death. what the fuck, soong?

that's his toilet reading

here are the boys that finally freed me from the burden of being married to this asshole

do they record the first human to alien blowjob? that's a significant achievement.

it's the big show, get ready for the big big show

the first annual rawdog the captain as a lizard award

I don't wanna have another baby, Toddman, out!

the sun, garlic, and silver crosses: italians can't be vampires

maybe you should sit on my lap, co-worker

you can't wear those when selling me the damn winch to mop up my prostate juice

I'm waxing off with my jeans around my ankles

the hot tub water coulda swam up his dick and killed him

are your parents Argentinian perhaps?