Welcome to Role Radio, an actual play, 5th Edition, Dungeons &amp; Dragons Podcast. We are a group of old friends who get together every week and have fun playing D&amp;D, and fun for us is role playing, rolling dice, and rolling on the floor laughing. We then take that fun time and edit it , fill it with music, sound effects, and surprises to create a fast paced, cinematic and compelling story so that you can have as much fun listening as we do playing.  Join us as we travel to the Forgotten Realms and play Wizards of the Coast exciting adventure, Scourge of the Sword Coast. Will the players be able to save the Western Heartlands from the Red Wizards evil plans? Who Knows! Tune in and find out on Role Radio!Check us out at our website - <a href="https://roleradio.com/" rel="nofollow">https://roleradio.com</a>

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In this episode, our heroes face the reality that they will probably starve to death because they forgot to buy rations. After checking their packs, they realize that they can probably survive on mayonnaise and wine. So the adventure continues.

In this episode, our heroes face the reality that they will probably starve to death because they forgot to buy rations. After checking their packs, they realize that they can probably survive on mayonnaise and wine. So the adventure continues.

S5E134 - I'd Rather Be Alive Than Cool

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In this episode our war torn heroes take well deserved long rest. Treasures are counted, levels go up, new names are workshopped and a rotting crab claw is bedazzled.

In this episode our war torn heroes take well deserved long rest. Treasures are counted, levels go up, new names are workshopped and a rotting crab claw is bedazzled.

S5E133 - Barbarians Don't Bedazzle

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In this shocking episode the party reunites with an old &#34;friend&#34;. We also learn what familiars do while they are in the pocket dimension as well as the extent and limitations of giant spiders&#39; CPR capabilities.

In this shocking episode the party reunites with an old &#34;friend&#34;. We also learn what familiars do while they are in the pocket dimension as well as the extent and limitations of giant spiders&#39; CPR capabilities.

S5E132 - Who's NOT Dead?

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In this episode: gnomes go flying, enthusiasms get used, Clerics get crumpled, kisses get thrown, 3 D8&#39;s disappoint, and foreshadowing starts shadowing. It&#39;s a real blast!

In this episode: gnomes go flying, enthusiasms get used, Clerics get crumpled, kisses get thrown, 3 D8&#39;s disappoint, and foreshadowing starts shadowing. It&#39;s a real blast!

S5E131 - Nudge the Bubble

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In this episode no one purposely sticks their face in an unknown and probably caustic substance. It’s a pretty good episode, definitely better than a stick in the eye or a lumpy mattress.

In this episode no one purposely sticks their face in an unknown and probably caustic substance. It’s a pretty good episode, definitely better than a stick in the eye or a lumpy mattress.

S5E130 - Take That, Posturepedic!

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In this mucky and slimy episode the party spends an exorbitant amount of time NOT being adventurous. Instead, they manage to spend most of their time berating a &#34;support character.&#34; They really need to work on their trust issues.

In this mucky and slimy episode the party spends an exorbitant amount of time NOT being adventurous. Instead, they manage to spend most of their time berating a &#34;support character.&#34; They really need to work on their trust issues.

S5E129 - Murder is a Strong Word

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In this nauseating yet strangely erotic episode there are a lot of uncomfortable and unfortunate events. Along with condescending and aggressive behavior there is a red herring as well as some blatant foreshadowing. And spoiler alert, there is some puking.

In this nauseating yet strangely erotic episode there are a lot of uncomfortable and unfortunate events. Along with condescending and aggressive behavior there is a red herring as well as some blatant foreshadowing. And spoiler alert, there is some puking.

S5E128 - Playgoblin

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In this episode the party found time during their battle to, yet again, tackle a moral quandary.  Though no consensus was made, the party did unanimously agree on one thing. Quesnef is totally useless!

In this episode the party found time during their battle to, yet again, tackle a moral quandary.  

Though no consensus was made, the party did unanimously agree on one thing.  Quesnef is totally useless.

S5E127 - Get In the F#@%ing Tube!

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In this episode Someone does experiments with animals. Someone tries to ruin a good plan. Someone does not bite the bullet. No one gets hypnotized by swirly whirlies, and no one gets any pizza.

In this episode Someone does experiments with animals. Someone tries to ruin a good plan. Someone does not bite the bullet. No one gets hypnotized by swirly whirlies, and no one gets any pizza.

S5E126 - Let's Go Get a Slice

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This episode will make you feel like dancing, while simultaneously inspiring you to turn a dark scary room into a sparkly disco night club, with a very good Poison song jamming in the background. Just like any DnD game.

This episode will make you feel like dancing, while simultaneously inspiring you to turn a dark scary room into a sparkly disco night club, with a very good Poison song jamming in the background. Just like any DnD game.

S5E125 - Jake and the Cannonball

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In this episode we take a deep dive into Schick&#39;s White Plume Mountain module while the players literally take a deep dive into what may or may not be a death trap. Yeah, its probably a death trap.

In this episode we take a deep dive into Schick&#39;s White Plume Mountain module while the players literally take a deep dive into what may or may not be a death trap. Yeah, its probably a death trap.

S5E124 - Death Puzzle Playhouse

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In this episode we learn about the pros and cons of being on the clean up crew in a wizards lair. The pros being all the singing and dancing while the cons might include public humiliation, bodily injury and death.

In this episode we learn about the pros and cons of being on the clean up crew in a wizards lair. The pros being all the singing and dancing while the cons might include public humiliation, bodily injury and death.

S5E123 - The Crits Don't Quit

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In this episode the party finds a new friend along with some treasure. Cullen finds his destiny and Jake and Esmir have a special moment. We also learn the correct distance to stand away from your friend while they risk their life for you.

In this episode the party finds a new friend along with some treasure. Cullen finds his destiny and Jake and Esmir have a special moment. We also learn the correct distance to stand away from your friend while they risk their life for you.

S5E122 - Sitting On Destiny

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In this episode while the party gets literally grappled they also figuratively grapple with some perplexing topics. Can you jynx someone while you are dead? Can kissing your foe be a useful tactic? And, are conga lines really only for losers? Listen in to find out???

In this episode while the party gets literally grappled they also figuratively grapple with some perplexing topics. Can you jynx someone while you are dead? Can kissing your foe be a useful tactic? And, are conga lines really only for losers? Listen in to find out???

S5E121 - The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Sea Lion One

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This action packed episode should be called Sea Lions and Manticores and Giant Crayfish and Giant Scorpions, oh my! But it&#39;s not a musical even though there is a lot of singing and a conga line.

This action packed episode should be called Sea Lions and Manticores and Giant Crayfish and Giant Scorpions, oh my! But it&#39;s not a musical even though there is a lot of singing and a conga line.

S5E120 - Getting in Line for Chad

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In this episode the night is calling, they have to go. The DM is hungry, he runs the show. He&#39;s licking his lips, he&#39;s ready to win. On the hunt tonight for love at first sting? Just take a listen, you will be rocked like a hurricane.

In this episode the night is calling, they have to go. The DM is hungry, he runs the show. He&#39;s licking his lips, he&#39;s ready to win. On the hunt tonight for love at first sting? Just take a listen, you will be rocked like a hurricane.

S5E119 - It's Just D&D Water

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In this episode the party reflects on the reality of spending time in a areas that are designed by super dorks with the sole purpose of killing you and wondering why the treasure is never in the first room.

In this episode the party reflects on the reality of spending time in a areas that are designed by super dorks with the sole purpose of killing you and wondering why the treasure is never in the first room. 

S5E118 - What Level Moron Are You?

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In this episode a lot of things would have been really cool if it were not for the stupid, stupid dice that have a special algorithm which is clearly designed to benefit the DM. Whatever…

In this episode a lot of things would have been really cool if it were not for the stupid, stupid dice that have a special algorithm which is clearly designed to benefit the DM. Whatever…

S5E117 - The Kiss That Stopped the Rage

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In this episode we follow along on the maiden voyage of the SS Keraptis. So sit right back and you&#39;ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. The ship takes ground in a death trap room of an evil evil guy, with Esmerelda and Carrie too. The battle master and his blades. The Barbarian. The Cleric and the ranger Jade here in Keraptis&#39; tower.

In this episode we follow along on the maiden voyage of the SS Keraptis. So sit right back and you&#39;ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. The ship takes ground in a death trap room of an evil evil guy, with Esmerelda and Carrie too. The battle master and his blades. The Barbarian. The Cleric and the ranger Jade here in Keraptis&#39; tower.



S5E116 - Standard Attack Pattern Delta

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In this episode, no genre is left unturned. It starts off like a Hollywood blockbuster, then quickly morphs into an 80&#39;s action show. There is a long HGTV episode of &#34;Let&#39;s Build a Death Boat&#34; followed by an homage to a 1960&#39;s sitcom. Yup, something for everyone.

In this episode, no genre is left unturned. It starts off like a Hollywood blockbuster, then quickly morphs into an 80&#39;s action show. There is a long HGTV episode of &#34;Let&#39;s Build a Death Boat&#34; followed by an homage to a 1960&#39;s sitcom. Yup, something for everyone.

S5E115 - SS Karaptis

Welcome to Role Radio, an actual play, 5th Edition, Dungeons & Dragons Podcast. 

We are a group of old friends who get together every week and have fun playing D&D, and fun for us is role playing, rolling dice, and rolling on the floor laughing. We then take that fun time and edit it, fill it with music, sound effects, and surprises to create a fast paced, cinematic and compelling story so that you can have as much fun listening as we do playing.  

Join us as we travel to the Forgotten Realms and play Wizards of the Coast exciting adventure, Scourge of the Sword Coast. Will the players be able to save the Western Heartlands from the Red Wizards evil plans? Who Knows! Tune in and find out on Role Radio!

Check us out at our website - https://roleradio.com