Return to the Telepod(cast) is all about bad horror movie sequels, remakes, and reboots. Cohosts Bryce Patterson and Kevin Serrano Echevarría watch iconic horror films and their garbage follow ups, then pitch each other ideas for different directions that the story could have gone.

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This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss the 1974 cult classic, Black Christmas, as well as the 2006 remake and the 2019 reboot.Trigger Warning // Sexual assault: 33:50-1:06:05

Merry (Black) Christmas! (1974, 2006, 2019)

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This week, Kevin and Bryce review the recent reboots of two iconic franchises in both spoiler-free and spoiler-full detail. Texas Chainsaw Massacre:<ul><li>Spoiler free: 0:00-11:39</li><li>Spoilers: 11:39-28:30</li></ul>Hellraiser:<ul><li>Spoiler free: 28:30-36:06</li><li>Spoilers: 36:06-55:35</li></ul>

Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Hellraiser (2022)

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This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Clive Barker&#39;s 1987 classic, Hellraiser, and its 1988 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.Stay tuned for a bonus episode covering Hellraiser (2022) coming soon.

The Shoulder Pads Stay on During Hellraiser (1987)

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This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss William Friedkin’s 1973 classic, The Exorcist, and its 1977 sequel, Exorcist II: The Heretic, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Call of Pazuzu: The Exorcist (1973)

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This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Tommy Lee Wallace’s 1990 miniseries It, and its 2017 and 2019 remakes, It Chapter One and It Chapter Two, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

We Gotta F*** the Clown: Stephen King's It (1990)

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This week’s episode is a collection of Halloween recommendations from Kevin and Bryce.  Watch:What We Do in the Shadows (2014)Begotten (1989)The Wolf House (2018) &amp; Mad God (2022)Eraserhead (1977)The X-Files: Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose (1995) Read:Wisconsin Death Trip by Michael LesyInfidel by Pornsak PichetshoteThe Phantom Rickshaw by Rudyard KiplingWe Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley JacksonI Felt a Funeral in My Brain by Emily Dickinson Play:Yume Nikki (2018)Limbo (2010)Who’s Lila? (2021)Resident Evil 4 (2005)Her Story (2015) Listen:SALEM - King Nightclipping. - There Existed an Addiction to BloodThe Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of TimeMerzbow - Pulse DemonMy Silent Machine Bonus: Troll 2 (1990)

Bonus Episode: Kevin & Bryce’s Halloween Picks

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This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Jaume Collet-Serra’s 2009 film, Orphan, and its 2022 prequel, Orphan: First Kill, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Holiday in Estonia: Orphan (2009)

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This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Luis Llosa’s 1997 cult classic, Anaconda, and its 2004 sequel, Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

The Owen Wilson Bulge: Anaconda (1997)

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This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss the 1920 German Expressionist classic &#34;The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari&#34; directed by Robert Wiene. They also discuss both the 2005 remake of the same name and the 1989 quasi-sequel &#34;Dr. Caligari.&#34;

Pathological Daddy Lust: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

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This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Vincenzo Natali’s 1997 cult classic, Cube, and its 2002 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

ACAB: Cube (1997)

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This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Wes Craven’s 1984 classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and its 1985 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Freddy Threw the First Brick at Stonewall: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

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This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss the Ring franchise, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Hi Mom and Dad: The Ring (2002)

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Kevin and Bryce discuss David Cronenberg’s 1986 remake of The Fly and its 1989 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

So Much Fluid: The Fly (1986)

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In this episode, Kevin and Bryce discuss John Carpenter’s 1978 classic, Halloween, and its 1981 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Too Dummy Thicc: Halloween (1978)

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Welcome to the first ever episode of Return to the Telepod(cast)! This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Tobe Hooper’s 1974 classic, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and its 1986 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Chainsaws and Booty Shorts: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)