A podcast made up of mostly nonsense with the occasional gem of useful information. Two world travellers from New Cross Hospital, Wolverhampton share their opinions on Life, Culture and Travel. Welcome to the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

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We get a bit philosophical this week. Who knew salmon and plastic could set the mind racing? Not gonna lie, salmon talk takes up a fair segment of this podcast but believe me it’s worth it. In other news, you can’t give us a poor rating or we’ll sue you for defamation.

Episode 37 - How to train your salmon

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A lot of emails and news this week but they&#39;re the best bits innit?<ul><li>Is it wrong to listen to R Kelly?</li><li>Is it okay to put cows in the matrix?</li><li>Is it rude to call people without asking?</li><li>Is Todd a bitcoin whale?</li><li>What is the definition of madness?</li><li>Is parkour a good hobby for the elderly?</li></ul> We&#39;re just asking questions.

Episode 36 - I lost my bitcoin password

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Christmas and new year are now over and we are left with the monotony of January, statistically the most depressing month of the year. But fear not, you have the Orange Chips Podcast to remind you of these facts. We discuss why Thai wrapping paper is rubbish, what celebrities really think of Jeff Bezos and why Japan is giving away Gorilla Poo oranges for free. Alex comes up with a nice little story about a naughty boy with a huge magic hammer and Todd tells us about the time he boiled an egg for 40 minutes. Mad episode really.

Episode 35  - The naughty boy and the huge magic hammer

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Alex regrets letting a little old lady into the pharmacy before him. We discuss the ice-cream man turf war in Wolverhampton in the 80s after learning about the latest ice-cream man funeral.Serious topic: how do you protect little kiddies from online trolls who claim that Santa isn&#39;t real? We discuss.We also warn you of the dangers of going to see a blabbermouth dominatrix.Some classic Far East news, talk of robot world domination, and rappers who go soft in their old age.All in all a cracking little episode really.Enjoy.

Episode 34  - Ice cream man turf war murder

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Hope you enjoy this moderately Christmas-themed podcast containing the usual nonsense you have come to expect from this podcast.Description done.

Episode 33 - This Christmas Cracker

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Why does Crazy Frog have a nob but long Kong doesn’t?Why are countdown prizes so s#!t?Why don’t teachers use those whistle things that only the kids can hear? As you can see we get pretty deep this time so only tune in you are prepared to engage your brain. This is more Donny Darko than Rocky…. And what’s wrong with marrying animalsThey’ve got souls too!

Episode 32 - Don't eat your dad

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Doofer, Flicker, Mote, and Thingymajig were all popular answers.We find out how many sugars Todd has in his Lucozade, that Alex can outsmart a Raven, and whose Mom is the best.Disclaimer: Yet another section has been cut out after Todd decided to go off on a controversial tangent but don&#39;t let that ruin things for you,Press play and enjoy.

Episode 31 - What do you call the zapper?

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If you like cowboys and complaining then you will definitely love this episode.If you&#39;re not a fan of cowboys and complaining then you will probably like it anyway, so still listen.Alex opens and closes Pandora&#39;s box when Todd loses his head whilst discussing &#34;woke&#34; culture and we learn some valuable lessons from the innocence of youth.We discuss how bloody ungrateful animals are but also how to use them to make money.Swings and roundabouts and all that.

Episode 30 - How woke is too woke?

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Alex feels as rough as a badger&#39;s arse and todd feels permanently tired so stay tuned for an action-packed, jam-packed amazing show for you this week.Most of the podcast is taken up by us moaning about how much we hate British trains.Yeah.

Episode 29 - The train rant

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<ul><li>Guy Fawkes grassing up Nobby Butler</li><li>Japanese hospitals with dirty water</li><li>Robots watching adult videos in the Metaverse</li><li>Should pantomimes be canceled?</li></ul>Have a listen.

Episode 28 - Everyone's got a plan until your nob's been chopped off

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But of a mish-mash from the past couple of weeks. (Todd&#39;s microphone didn&#39;t record the last two episodes properly... again).Heads up - we don’t like Marvel or DC 😱 (shut up they’re rubbish).More importantly, are bars of soap a thing of the past?And does Newcastle United&#39;s new part own Amanda Staveley look like a supervillain?Oh and don’t listen if you’re a fan of puppet shows. We think they’re rubbish too.

Episode 27 - Marvel films are rubbish. Jean-Claude Van Damme films are class.

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Today we learn that sometimes we need jobsworths and that Americans don’t get ABSOLUTELY everything wrong.Our new &#34;African News&#34; section is good this week so listen out for that.We also have a tip for being healthy with bacon sandwiches.The Burglary in Bangkok story is getting mental and we stumble across yet another scam.Don’t get too excited though, there is a lot of rubbish in there too (there’s not really. That’s just a sales technique so you’re pleasantly surprised when you listen).So listen.

Episode 26 - The dangers of letting little kids sell hotdogs

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&#34;War is bad but if someone starts one you can’t just let ‘em have ya.” - Winston Churchill.This episode is probably better than Shakespeare if you ask Alex. If that doesn&#39;t get you up for it then our impromptu poetry definitely will.Good news: No dogs this week.Bad news: Alex&#39;s Google home thingy-ma-jig interrupts, what is otherwise, a seamless podcast.Be sure to listen out for that and don’t say we don’t spoil ya. Oh, and we talk about a scam even we&#39;d be proud of.All in all a good solid effort this week. Tune in.

Episode 25 - "War is bad but if someone starts one you can’t just let ‘em have ya." - Winston Churchill

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Now we’re usually random but here we’ve taken random nonsense to a whole new level…enjoy. You’ll discover that we do have a sensitive side, especially for cutlery and underwear. And if that isn’t enough to whet your appetite then I don’t know what is.Oh yeah I do, the next installment of a burglary in Bangkok. Be there or be square

Episode 24 - Do you ever feel sorry for inanimate objects?

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You can now watch us on actual video. Mad. Head over to our YouTube channel if you&#39;re into that sort of thing. Or if you want to keep it Old School then just stay tuned on here.Plenty of weird news, as usual, an alternative story of how the universe was created, a new comedy game, and the general rubbish that you have come to expect from this show.Listen!

Episode 23 - The one with the video

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Whales are the topic of the day. They’re really big right now.After our false start (professional as always) find out what we’d do if we witnessed a real burglary In our new dungeons and dragons style story. And a little more where that came from.

Episode 22 - A burglary in Bangkok

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If there&#39;s one thing our listeners can&#39;t complain about, it&#39;s getting enough news. We&#39;ve got western news, far east news, shit news, spider news; you name it, we&#39;ve got it.OCP is also the only podcast (that we know of) that has a dedicated section for scamming people. So tune in just for that.Some off-the-cuff marketing ideas from Todd, and Alex discusses his thoughts on how versatile the word &#34;badger&#34; is.You down with OCP? (Yeah you know me)

Episode 21 - What the badger?!

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We are officially no longer teenagers!Shout out to our teachers who said we would never achieve anything; what do you call this?A quick recap for those at the back:<ul><li>Don&#39;t bring your BMW to Birmingham</li><li>Rugby fans aren&#39;t all they seem to be</li><li>China&#39;s lost its head (again)</li><li>We talk about the world&#39;s hypocrisy with gingers</li><li>Discuss the naked baby in the swimming pool issue</li></ul> And plenty more where that came from next week.

Episode 20 - The wholesome episode

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Above-average episode. Not that that is saying much but thought I would mention it.Topics of conversation include:<ul><li>Terrorist fashion (as can be seen from the title)</li><li>Tom Cruise gobbling curries</li><li>Eel facts (actually a good one this week)</li><li>More rubbish news but that&#39;s not really our fault</li></ul> Just listen to it anyway, I&#39;m not going to sit here and beg you to, you know. If you want to listen then please do. Enjoy it. If you have no interest in it then stop wasting my time. Just leave it and go and listen to one of those polished podcasts like on the BBC or something.

Episode 19 - The Taliban are better dressed than the IRA

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Tomorrow is Todd&#39;s birthday and he is buzzing. (Also partly as I told him to start acting more enthusiastic on the podcast)I talk about my trip to London, which was rubbish, and we somehow end up back onto the usual coarse topics...A cheeky little scam to get free peas from ASDA as well as a money-making scheme for old coins.And of course the next chapter of the story featuring Tyson Fury and Eddie Hearn

Episode 18 - How to get free peas from ASDA

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A few things we realised this week:<ul><li>An ant would be a rubbish pokemon</li><li>Transphobia is a fear of transport</li><li>India is the worst nation per person at sport</li></ul> If that wasn&#39;t enough to whet your appetite, Ronald McDonald makes a guest appearance (mad). We guarantee no other podcast has all of THAT this week... And more. And more.Just listen.Please.Please listen.Although if you haven&#39;t listened to any of our other episodes then listen to those first to catch up and also bump up our download statistics. It should only take approximately half a day.Nice one.

Episode 17 - JK Rowling is scared of buses

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Probably the best place to hear about both guerilla marketing and gorilla glue in the same podcast.Meanwhile, the modern pentathlon may offer us all a route into the Olympics and we discuss the meaning behind the word yolo and a scanner.There’s loads more class stuff too, and we never lie sooooo...

Episode 16 - Guns are dangerous, but not as dangerous as Gangnam

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The Olympics, when shit sports are interesting and more proof that rugby players are perverts.. but no bum news this week.Alex scores 0% in his challenge and we are getting scarily good at film ideas.Whatever, just listen.

Episode 15 - I'll watch Britain win at anything

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We have to warn you, this podcast seems to be going downhill with the third successive week where &#34;Far East News&#34; has been replaced with &#34;Bumhole News&#34;.Hear about Todd&#39;s anal procedure on his wammals as well as his new slightly unusual pet.Alex does a bit of singing so you might want to fast forward through that bit.There&#39;s also the usual rubbish chat about made-up toss like the Easter Bunny and Jack Frost.To be honest it does sound rather crap doesn&#39;t it?Maybe just read a book instead.

Episode 14 - The mask is the new beard

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Next up in our get rich course is the car park scam. You can listen to previous episodes where we take you from zero cash up wards or you can imply jump in here if you have 21.99 lying around. Todd is a bit down about the football, well Alex is too but he has some good news as well. Nes is a bit thin on the ground but we do have an update on the Rugy League bum fingerer. So yeah. Have a little listen. May as well hadn&#39;t ya?

Episode 13 - The car park scam

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Don’t miss this if you wanna know why Alex thinks a Katie Price is the hottest woman on Earth and hear the latest from Big Billy Borich from Norwich.Oh and have you ever had a finger up your bum? Bums, Billy and Katie not doing it for you? Then tune in anyway to hear the latest way to scam yourself a fortune.Don’t miss it....please

Episode 12 - Big Billy Borwich from Norwich

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Word of warning, this episode contains more football content than most.We tried to balance it with a mention of Love Island however so we are doing our best.Few marine facts and Todd tells you how to survive a shark attack.We discuss 90s vs 2000s (football is also mentioned in this section) and Alex comes up with some movie ideas on the spot.Anyway. It&#39;s coming home!

Episode 11 - "D'you know what I mean?" - Socrates

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Well have ya? Probably not. You probably don&#39;t even know what that means. Well stay tuned to find out as we take you through some key Black Country phrases. On top of that, find out how ants have been getting stronger, UFOs have been hiding and discuss the age-old question: Was Robin Hood a good bloke? That sounds good don&#39;t it?

Episode 10 - Have you seen my wammel?

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Euro 2020 is underway and Todd has a message for Gareth Southgate (whether the team wins loses or draws, the message is basically the same). Find out how to get rich with Alex&#39;s supermarket scam along with his review of Aldi&#39;s latest range. And finally, you can enjoy the next installment of Sir Alex and Todderick is a bloody one. Class.

Episode 9 - Supermarket scam

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The cultured duo continues their educating of the masses with this week&#39;s Chinglish special. Learn how to train your dogs as well as enjoy renditions of famous songs in the style of Eric Cartman. The next chapter in the epic tale of Sir Alex and his Squire Todderick awaits you. Press play and join us.

Episode 8 - Learning Chinglish with Todd and Alex

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Do you know Little Sammy Chung? The boys start a new story after the finale of Boob Boy and Tree Man last week. Of course some Far East News. Quick game of Good Person Bad Person and some educational points for those who are into that sort of thing. Sound alright?

Episode 7 - Little Sammy Chung

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This week our local language expert Alex shows us how to save various phrases in different languages in case you ever get into a situation where you need to say &#34;That was very impolite you bastard&#34; in Japanese. And if you want to hear about some top-quality freestyle rapping, Todd&#39;s on the case. How does that sound for ya?

Episode 6 - All you need to know about foreign languages

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What&#39;s all this about then you ask. Well, here is a little taster for ya: <ul><li>A quick game of the old classic &#34;Good Person Bad Person&#34;.</li><li>Overrated/Underrated quick-fire round.</li><li>Some information about some people are jumping over babies and tossing toddlers out of buildings.</li><li>Some Nob News involving cats, unfortunately, no Far East News this week)</li><li>New film idea: Kung Fu Frightening</li><li>How to get high for 6p</li><li>Next chapter of Boob Boy and Tree Man</li></ul> And that&#39;s all for free. We&#39;re not asking a penny from you. Listen to all of that and more on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

Episode 5 - Baby jumping and toddler tossing

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Who is more inspirational to women: Rosa Parks or Cardi B? Answers on a postcard. Alex has managed to get access to an exclusive clip from the upcoming Beatles documentary &#34;Get Back&#34; which he plays on the podcast. Hear Todd&#39;s amazing regional accents and also some facts about vacuum cleaners, bonobos, and some other random, but largely useless topics. How does that sound for ya? Listen to all of that and more on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

Episode 4 -  Rosa Parks is just one of those people who is just so annoying for bus drivers isn't she?

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Todd is getting dogs! And he needs help naming them: <ul><li>Plank</li><li>Rabbit</li><li>Fossil</li><li>Head</li><li>Cat</li></ul> Alex debates some hot topics and we hear about the Mexican man whose dog was being investigated by the police. Do you know what kills more people: Falling out of bed or fishing? Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

Episode 3 - This podcast has dogs involved

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All sorts happening this week. It&#39;s bloody mental! <ul><li>Kids finding monsters at a swampy lake.</li><li>A new mirror that tells you the truth no matter how fat you are.</li><li>Koalas who are going about committing crimes.</li></ul> Mad really. Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

Episode 2 - Colin the caterpillar

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How does sweetcorn hold the answer to world hunger? Get advice as to what to do when your sports presenter idol tells you to f*** off in the supermarket. Find out which of these news headlines is real: <ul><li>Badger claims squatters rights in Dorchester</li></ul> <ul><li>Homicide victims rarely talk to police</li></ul> <ul><li>Trolls called me a bad mum for breastfeeding my boyfriend but feeding my son powdered milk</li></ul> Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

Episode 1 - World problems solved in this episode: hunger

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Did you know Come together by The Beatles is about bukakke? At what age could you still win a fight to the death with a poodle? Why are China conducting anal tests on Japanese citizens? Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

The Pilot - "I would definitely kill a poodle at this age" Alex

A podcast made up of mostly nonsense with the occasional gem of useful information.

Two world travellers from New Cross Hospital, Wolverhampton share their opinions on Life, Culture and Travel.

Welcome to the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

Orange Chips Podcast

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