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NOPE

Rachel Dodes and Brian Hecht are cousins who enjoy dissecting the most abominable news of the week and shutting it all down, usually over whiskey, sometimes with a guest. But don't despair...they always end with a YUP or two, beacons of hope amid all the #NOPE.

Episodes

Peacock Struts Past Tokyo!
Show Details51min 34s
A Podcast About a Podcast About a Blogger!
Show Details58min 41s
Cancel the Yoga Debt!
Show Details1hr 4min
‘Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide’ Explodes On the Scene!
Show Details54min 44s
Thigh Guy Summer! (feat. Steven S. Rogers)
Show Details51min 54s
Phil Collins Remembers the Alamo!
Show Details43min 45s
Our NYC Mayoral Endorsement Goes To...
Show Details42min 15s
Banana Peel Pie: A Taste of Home!
Show Details40min 6s
From the Wee Desk of a Tiny Man!
Show Details34min 40s
Scromiting Through the Ages!
Show Details42min 8s
Find Us on Wikifeet! (feat. Jessica Winter)
Show Details50min 2s
Gaetz Part II: Into the Eye of the Wormnado
Show Details44min 19s
Florida Man: The Musical, Starring Matt Gaetz!
Show Details58min 9s
Honey, There's Shrimp in My Cereal!
Show Details56min
The People vs. Beeple!
Show Details48min 19s
Madea Saves the Royals!
Show Details48min 37s
Who Will Speak for the Neanderthals?
Show Details41min 59s
We Demand Justice for Snowflake!
Show Details42min 13s
Gorilla Glue Girl Unravels!
Show Details47min 26s
The Cat Lawyer's Closing Argument! (feat. Andrew Goldman)
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Fetch the Jewish Space Lasers!
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We Risk it All! (feat. Bevy Smith)
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My #Antifa Lover: A Book Review
Show Details52min 14s
E149: Javanka: Time to Flush Twice!
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PSA: So It's Come to This
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E148: All I Want for Christmas is NOPE!
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E147: Dr. Biden Will See You Now! (feat. Alana Hope Levinson)
Show Details52min 36s
E146: Quadrillions of Lawyers!
Show Details34min 54s
E145: Sisterhood of the Traveling Monolith!
Show Details47min 18s
E144: Pardon the Kraken!
Show Details33min 14s
E143: Itchy Cows and Boiled Chickens!
Show Details42min 50s
E142: Live from Four Seasons Total Landscaping!
Show Details54min 23s
Bonus Episode: Last Chance Poll Dance!
Show Details28min 45s
E140: We're Packing the Supreme Court!
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E139: Covid Update: From 'Roids to Raves!
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E138: Flies in Our Eyes!
Show Details40min 22s
E137: $750 is Less than Zero
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E136: You'll Never Believe Who's a Furry!
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E135: Life is Just a Bag of Soup! (feat. Lauren Mechling)
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E134: Melania Trump: A Rose in Bloom!
Show Details48min 54s
E133: Susan B. Anthony, Felon No More!
Show Details48min 58s
E132: Under (Water) Pressure!
Show Details47min 8s
E131: Yo Semites! Let's Go to Australia!
Show Details44min 17s
E130: The Demon Vaccine is Here!
Show Details46min 5s
E129: Turkey Legs and Luscious Lips!
Show Details38min 35s
E128: Help! We Can't Tweet! (feat. Conor Dougherty)
Show Details46min 25s
Summer PSA: Back Next Week!
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E127: Bronies Get Out the Vote! (feat. Erin Geiger Smith)
Show Details57min 8s
E126: Everybody Gets a Pentacle!
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E125: Can't Stop the Music!
Show Details44min 16s
E124: Let's Get Biblical!
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E123: Karens: Unmasked!
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E122: In the Kitchen with Robert Pattinson!
Show Details41min 48s
E121: We're Churning Butter Like It's 1899!
Show Details48min 23s
E120: Murder Hornets She Wrote!
Show Details39min 46s
E119: We're Drinking Bleach on Zoom!
Show Details37min 22s
E118: The Cottonelle Conspiracy...Unrolled!
Show Details30min 21s
E117: Rats Get Ready to Rumble!
Show Details40min 6s
E116: Nope in the Time of Covid!
Show Details39min 29s
PSA: Back Next Week!
Show Details1min 7s
E115: Social Distancing Spectacular!
Show Details31min 10s
E114: Bernie Sanders Gets Blocked by The Circle!
Show Details40min 56s
E113: Eminem Hoards Vagina Candles!
Show Details38min 39s
E112: Dinosaurs Eating Rush Limbaugh! (feat. Suraj Patel)
Show Details52min 19s
E111: Michael Bloomberg Shakes a Snout!
Show Details36min 54s
PSA: Sleep-Deprived Witnesses and Documents!
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E110: Lev Parnas Eyes a Tray of Pigs in Blankets!
Show Details49min 10s
E109: Prince Harry Gets Handsy with Reachy!
Show Details39min 26s
E108: Lizzo Juices Pottery Barn!
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E107: Odd Trump Out! (feat. Jill Kargman)
Show Details44min 52s
E106: The Duct-Taped Banana Drowns in Mincemeat!
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E105: Baby Yoda Spotted at a Jiggle Joint!
Show Details33min 56s
A Very Nope Thanksgiving!
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E103: The Whistleblower Haunts an AirBnb! (feat. Lindsay Goldwert)
Show Details47min 26s
E102: Milli Vanilli Dates a Chicken Parm Bro!
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E101: James Dean Gulps a Gay Iced Coffee!
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E100: Peter Luger Goes into Chipmunk Mode!
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E99: Countess Luann Canoodles with a Cabaret Critic!
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E98: Kendall Roy Beats Ron Vara Like a Drum! (feat. Lauren Goode)
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E97: Alec Baldwin Nails the Untitled Goose Game!
Show Details37min 43s
E96: Robert De Niro Holds Gwyneth Paltrow’s Blankstrap!
Show Details46min 38s
E95: Rudy Giuliani Comes Out as Sapiosexual!
Show Details40min 40s
E94: Joe Biden Chokes on a Corn Pop!
Show Details42min 26s
E93: Tim Cook Livestreams a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto! 
Show Details40min 20s
E92: Boris Johnson Bows to the Dairy Queen!
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E91: Rihanna Trusses a Fish Turducken!
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E90: Margot Robbie Smuggles an Octopus!
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E89: Mike Pence Battles 30-50 Feral Hogs!
Show Details39min 32s
E88: Tom Cruise Yodels on a Clown Cruise!
Show Details44min
PSA: New Nope Summer Schedule!
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E87: Danny DeVito Has a Hot Girl Summer! (feat. John Jannuzzi)
Show Details39min 54s
E86: Whitney Houston Sends in the Lions!
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E85: Betsy Ross Leaks Her DeepNudes!
Show Details34min 36s
E84: Hickenlooper-Buttigieg 2020! (feat. Lauren Mechling)
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E83: Dog Spectacular! Jerry Falwell Jr. Officiates a Canine Wedding!
Show Details43min 28s
E82: Meryl Streep Vibrates on a Higher Frequency!
Show Details42min 28s
E81: Tracy Morgan Mixes a Rat Cocktail!
Show Details44min 52s
E80: Mandy Moore Inhales Molecules of Freedom!
Show Details43min 34s
E79: Donald Trump Wargs Into a Bathroom Monster!
Show Details44min 14s
E78: Daenerys Stages a #SexStrike!
Show Details42min 34s
E77: Nope Live in San Francisco! (feat. Elizabeth Holmes)
Show Details53min 36s
E76: Arya Stark Gets All Snitty!
Show Details44min 19s
E75: Elizabeth Warren Boasts: I'm Baby! (feat. co-host Glace Chase)
Show Details42min 5s
E74: Beyonce Audits Her Mashed Potatoes
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E73: George Washington Extracts an Undercorn!
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E72: Joe Biden Nuzzles Panty Pockets!
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E71: Theresa May Moisturizes with Tarantula Mayonnaise!
Show Details41min 32s
E70: Elizabeth Holmes Quaffs a Garfuccino! (feat. Andrew Goldman)
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E69: Felicity Huffman Hatches a Mouse Mastodon!
Show Details50min 36s
E68: Michael Calamari Cheeses a Verminfluencer! (feat. Taylor Lorenz)
Show Details44min 26s
E67: Rami Malek Eats Salad With a Comb!
Show Details45min 44s
E66: Tucker Carlson Noshes on Filth Flies!
Show Details42min 16s
E65: Lady Gaga Harnesses Her Ribcage! (feat. Christina Binkley)
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E64: Ashton Kutcher Gives Roger Stone a Manicure! (feat. Glace Chase)
Show Details45min 20s
E63: Mary Poppins Escapes from Dannemora
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E62: Freddie Mercury Slurps Generously Buttered Noodles!
Show Details42min 33s
E61: NOPE LIVE! Rachel & Brian Humiliate Themselves in Front of Superfans!
Show Details51min 22s
E60: Kevin Hart Has a Blended Orgasm at CES!
Show Details45min 12s
E59: Chrissy Teigen Marries a Hologram!
Show Details41min 2s
E58: 2018 - The Year in Nope!
Show Details1hr 6min
E57: Lil Jon Weaves a Hair Amulet! Plus Holiday Gift Guide feat. Lauren Goode
Show Details49min 59s
E56: Poopsie Splatters The "Holland Tonnel"!
Show Details35min 18s
E55: Ed Sheeran Flips a Fiery Bicycle!
Show Details32min 40s
E54: Bradley Cooper Reveals His Tiny Turtle! (feat. Bevy Smith)
Show Details39min 27s
E53: Ariana Grande Rakes America Great Again!
Show Details43min 42s
E52: Jeff Bezos Cooks a Turkey in His Mouth!
Show Details35min 11s
E51: Jim Acosta Accosts a Garbage Panda!
Show Details40min 4s
E50: Robert Mueller Fails the Rectal Test!
Show Details41min 51s
E49: MBS Faps on the New Jersey Turnpike! (feat. Katie Rosman)
Show Details42min 48s
E48: Chris Evans Straps On James Bond's Papoose! (feat. Aaron Wolf and Mike Culyba)
Show Details44min 27s
E47: Taylor Swift Fingers a Tantric Pouch! (feat. Kerry Flynn)
Show Details41min 24s
E46: Lindsey Graham Unfurls the Snake Within!
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E45: Adam Driver Tangles with a Fright Fest Freak!
Show Details34min 46s
E44: Brett Kavanaugh Wears a Wankband!
Show Details35min 54s
E43: Serena Williams Zips Up Her Poonts!
Show Details39min 36s
E42: Bob Woodward Performs a Riverdance!
Show Details38min 18s
E41: Rupert Murdoch Craves Donut Prune Salad!
Show Details40min 24s
E40: Michael Cohen Gets a RazzleDazzle Mullet (feat. Walt Mossberg)
Show Details41min 6s
E39: Omarosa and Grimes Microdose in the Panic Room!
Show Details39min 2s
E38: Alex Jones Wears a Chicken Diaper! (feat. Lauren Goode)
Show Details46min 24s
E37: Bigfoot Convicted of Vomit Fraud!
Show Details28min 13s