Rachel Dodes and Brian Hecht are cousins who enjoy dissecting the most abominable news of the week and shutting it all down, usually over whiskey, sometimes with a guest. But don't despair...they always end with a YUP or two, beacons of hope amid all the #NOPE.


E149: Javanka: Time to Flush Twice!
Show Details49min 19s
PSA: So It's Come to This
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E148: All I Want for Christmas is NOPE!
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E147: Dr. Biden Will See You Now! (feat. Alana Hope Levinson)
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E146: Quadrillions of Lawyers!
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E145: Sisterhood of the Traveling Monolith!
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E144: Pardon the Kraken!
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E143: Itchy Cows and Boiled Chickens!
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E142: Live from Four Seasons Total Landscaping!
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Bonus Episode: Last Chance Poll Dance!
Show Details28min 45s
E140: We're Packing the Supreme Court!
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E139: Covid Update: From 'Roids to Raves!
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E138: Flies in Our Eyes!
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E137: $750 is Less than Zero
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E136: You'll Never Believe Who's a Furry!
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E135: Life is Just a Bag of Soup! (feat. Lauren Mechling)
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E134: Melania Trump: A Rose in Bloom!
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E133: Susan B. Anthony, Felon No More!
Show Details48min 58s
E132: Under (Water) Pressure!
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E131: Yo Semites! Let's Go to Australia!
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E130: The Demon Vaccine is Here!
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E129: Turkey Legs and Luscious Lips!
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E128: Help! We Can't Tweet! (feat. Conor Dougherty)
Show Details46min 25s
Summer PSA: Back Next Week!
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E127: Bronies Get Out the Vote! (feat. Erin Geiger Smith)
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E126: Everybody Gets a Pentacle!
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E125: Can't Stop the Music!
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E124: Let's Get Biblical!
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E123: Karens: Unmasked!
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E122: In the Kitchen with Robert Pattinson!
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E121: We're Churning Butter Like It's 1899!
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E120: Murder Hornets She Wrote!
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E119: We're Drinking Bleach on Zoom!
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E118: The Cottonelle Conspiracy...Unrolled!
Show Details30min 21s
E117: Rats Get Ready to Rumble!
Show Details40min 6s
E116: Nope in the Time of Covid!
Show Details39min 29s
PSA: Back Next Week!
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E115: Social Distancing Spectacular!
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E114: Bernie Sanders Gets Blocked by The Circle!
Show Details40min 56s
E113: Eminem Hoards Vagina Candles!
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E112: Dinosaurs Eating Rush Limbaugh! (feat. Suraj Patel)
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E111: Michael Bloomberg Shakes a Snout!
Show Details36min 54s
PSA: Sleep-Deprived Witnesses and Documents!
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E110: Lev Parnas Eyes a Tray of Pigs in Blankets!
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E109: Prince Harry Gets Handsy with Reachy!
Show Details39min 26s
E108: Lizzo Juices Pottery Barn!
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E107: Odd Trump Out! (feat. Jill Kargman)
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E106: The Duct-Taped Banana Drowns in Mincemeat!
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E105: Baby Yoda Spotted at a Jiggle Joint!
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A Very Nope Thanksgiving!
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E103: The Whistleblower Haunts an AirBnb! (feat. Lindsay Goldwert)
Show Details47min 26s
E102: Milli Vanilli Dates a Chicken Parm Bro!
Show Details42min 12s
E101: James Dean Gulps a Gay Iced Coffee!
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E100: Peter Luger Goes into Chipmunk Mode!
Show Details35min 52s
E99: Countess Luann Canoodles with a Cabaret Critic!
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E98: Kendall Roy Beats Ron Vara Like a Drum! (feat. Lauren Goode)
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E97: Alec Baldwin Nails the Untitled Goose Game!
Show Details37min 43s
E96: Robert De Niro Holds Gwyneth Paltrow’s Blankstrap!
Show Details46min 38s
E95: Rudy Giuliani Comes Out as Sapiosexual!
Show Details40min 40s
E94: Joe Biden Chokes on a Corn Pop!
Show Details42min 26s
E93: Tim Cook Livestreams a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto! 
Show Details40min 20s
E92: Boris Johnson Bows to the Dairy Queen!
Show Details34min 34s
E91: Rihanna Trusses a Fish Turducken!
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E90: Margot Robbie Smuggles an Octopus!
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E89: Mike Pence Battles 30-50 Feral Hogs!
Show Details39min 32s
E88: Tom Cruise Yodels on a Clown Cruise!
Show Details44min
PSA: New Nope Summer Schedule!
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E87: Danny DeVito Has a Hot Girl Summer! (feat. John Jannuzzi)
Show Details39min 54s
E86: Whitney Houston Sends in the Lions!
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E85: Betsy Ross Leaks Her DeepNudes!
Show Details34min 36s
E84: Hickenlooper-Buttigieg 2020! (feat. Lauren Mechling)
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E83: Dog Spectacular! Jerry Falwell Jr. Officiates a Canine Wedding!
Show Details43min 28s
E82: Meryl Streep Vibrates on a Higher Frequency!
Show Details42min 28s
E81: Tracy Morgan Mixes a Rat Cocktail!
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E80: Mandy Moore Inhales Molecules of Freedom!
Show Details43min 34s
E79: Donald Trump Wargs Into a Bathroom Monster!
Show Details44min 14s
E78: Daenerys Stages a #SexStrike!
Show Details42min 34s
E77: Nope Live in San Francisco! (feat. Elizabeth Holmes)
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E76: Arya Stark Gets All Snitty!
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E75: Elizabeth Warren Boasts: I'm Baby! (feat. co-host Glace Chase)
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E74: Beyonce Audits Her Mashed Potatoes
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E73: George Washington Extracts an Undercorn!
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E72: Joe Biden Nuzzles Panty Pockets!
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E71: Theresa May Moisturizes with Tarantula Mayonnaise!
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E70: Elizabeth Holmes Quaffs a Garfuccino! (feat. Andrew Goldman)
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E69: Felicity Huffman Hatches a Mouse Mastodon!
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E68: Michael Calamari Cheeses a Verminfluencer! (feat. Taylor Lorenz)
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E67: Rami Malek Eats Salad With a Comb!
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E66: Tucker Carlson Noshes on Filth Flies!
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E65: Lady Gaga Harnesses Her Ribcage! (feat. Christina Binkley)
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E64: Ashton Kutcher Gives Roger Stone a Manicure! (feat. Glace Chase)
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E63: Mary Poppins Escapes from Dannemora
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E62: Freddie Mercury Slurps Generously Buttered Noodles!
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E61: NOPE LIVE! Rachel & Brian Humiliate Themselves in Front of Superfans!
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E60: Kevin Hart Has a Blended Orgasm at CES!
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E59: Chrissy Teigen Marries a Hologram!
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E58: 2018 - The Year in Nope!
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E57: Lil Jon Weaves a Hair Amulet! Plus Holiday Gift Guide feat. Lauren Goode
Show Details49min 59s
E56: Poopsie Splatters The "Holland Tonnel"!
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E55: Ed Sheeran Flips a Fiery Bicycle!
Show Details32min 40s
E54: Bradley Cooper Reveals His Tiny Turtle! (feat. Bevy Smith)
Show Details39min 27s
E53: Ariana Grande Rakes America Great Again!
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E52: Jeff Bezos Cooks a Turkey in His Mouth!
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E51: Jim Acosta Accosts a Garbage Panda!
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E50: Robert Mueller Fails the Rectal Test!
Show Details41min 51s
E49: MBS Faps on the New Jersey Turnpike! (feat. Katie Rosman)
Show Details42min 48s
E48: Chris Evans Straps On James Bond's Papoose! (feat. Aaron Wolf and Mike Culyba)
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E47: Taylor Swift Fingers a Tantric Pouch! (feat. Kerry Flynn)
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E46: Lindsey Graham Unfurls the Snake Within!
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E45: Adam Driver Tangles with a Fright Fest Freak!
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E44: Brett Kavanaugh Wears a Wankband!
Show Details35min 54s
E43: Serena Williams Zips Up Her Poonts!
Show Details39min 36s
E42: Bob Woodward Performs a Riverdance!
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E41: Rupert Murdoch Craves Donut Prune Salad!
Show Details40min 24s
E40: Michael Cohen Gets a RazzleDazzle Mullet (feat. Walt Mossberg)
Show Details41min 6s
E39: Omarosa and Grimes Microdose in the Panic Room!
Show Details39min 2s
E38: Alex Jones Wears a Chicken Diaper! (feat. Lauren Goode)
Show Details46min 24s
E37: Bigfoot Convicted of Vomit Fraud!
Show Details28min 13s