We came up with our own anime reincarnations for future use. Don't steal them unless you wanna pay us!

Additional talking points: Baldur’s Gate 3 multiplayer, Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Game, Friday the 13^th The Game, Dead By Daylight, Fire Force, Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, Dragon Ball: That Time I Got Reincarnated as Yamcha!, sloths

Baldur's Gate 3 is the only thing that matters now. That's what the episode is about. You get it.

Additional talking points: Voice acting, steam deck battery life, dungeons and dragons, scum saving, min maxing, the gaming industry, Ace Attorney, The Rising of the Shield Hero, Primal, Unicorn: Warriors Eternal, Moonshine, My Adventures With Superman

Want to experience the thrill of Ezio's blade sinking between your ribs? Well now you can apparently as we found out discussing the OWO Haptic Vest.

Additional talking points: Barbie movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem, Pizza-scented Xbox controller, The Doom that Came to Gotham, Baldur’s Gate 3, Vampire Survivors, voice acting, voice acting studio experience, studio singing, Star Wars the Old Republic Online 

Touch grass, Deadpool. We've got plenty of other characters ready to kill whatever universe you can think up.

Additional talking points: Kingdom Eighties, Death Road to Canada, Diablo IV paragon points, cut scene fatigue, Black Book, Baldur’s Gate 3, turn-based tactics vs rts, Godzilla, Deadpool 3, Gargoyles live action movie, Y: The Last Man, Street Sharks, James Gunn, Superman Legacy, Dune Imperium, 60 Seconds Reatomized, Salt & Sanctuary 2

We concoct the ultimate monster for a perfect 4th of July horror celebration!

Additional talking points: Uncle Sam, Nightmarathon, Big Legend, Pluto, 24/7 Godzilla Channel, The Babadook, Return of the Living Dead, We Summon the Darkness, The Love Witch, House of the Devil, Kingdom Eighties, Kingdom New Lands, Dave the Diver, Pizza Tower, Mr. Sun’s Hat Box, Dungeon Drafters, Turnip Boy Robs a Bank, Potionomics, Backpack Hero, Kaichu, Cozy Grove, Heretic’s Fork, Romancelvania, The Pale Beyond, The Shrouded Isle, The Legend of the Hawaiian Slammers

We fall into the deep and disturbing well that is McDonald's lore and learn the Grimace shake is not the first instance of McDonaldland horror.

Additional Talking Points: Summer, Kingdom Eighties, Grimace Run, Steam, AI art, Adobe, Western Legends, Bang!, Secret Hitler, Kids on Bikes, Kids on Brooms, Blackout Club

We set out to prove nerds can be fit, get offended by a caterpillar, and learn the origin of the greatest 90s fad of call time.

Additional Talking Points: Grounded, survival games, Tribe s of Midgard, Don’t Starve Together, V Rising, Smalland, health, workout routines, crossfit, leanbeefpatty, obesetobeast, Will Tennyson, Ryan Humiston, Staci Richardson, Nerd Fitness, rock climbing, food nutrition, super mario bros wonder, super mario rpg remake, Mario Kart, Wiggler, The Noid, Street Racer, Diablo IV on Steam Deck, The Legend of the Hawaiian Slammers, POGs

A slip of the tongue causes Chris to create a scenario in his head that increasingly makes him angrier. There's also a lot of game talk.

Additional Talking Points: parenthood, meeting celebrities, Diablo IV, Blizzard Activision, Overwatch 2, Street Fighter 6, Dead Cells Animated Series, Fable Trailer, Sea of Thieves, Getting Over It With Bennet Foddy, Baby Steps, The Vale: Shadow of the Crown, Scanner Sombre

We discuss what casinos might look like for us 733t pro gamer Millennials in the future.

Additional Talking Points: rompers, conventions, A-Kon, Tears of the Kingdom, item duping, grinding, Octopath Traveler II, jRPG, porn games, Milfy City, Taste of Seduction, City of Broken Dreamers, Being a DIK, Dick Fight Island, Street Fighter 6, Diablo IV, Blizzard Activision, first video games for kids, The Lord of the Rings Gollum, Noragami, Doom Patrol, therapy, mind control

We thought up new 90s cartoon characters for a potential deckbuilding card game, so we don’t get sued. Throw more ideas our way!

Additional talking points:

Texas Frightmare Weekend, karaoke, 4 Non Blondes, The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom, Jedi Survivor, Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars, Culex, Costume Quest, JRPGs, ADHD, Elden Ring, Malenia, Fable, Jack of Blades, Wildfrost, Beacon Pines, Rusty Lake, Pokemon Snap, Pupperazzi, 90s Cartoon characters

We thought up a Transformers Dating Simulation game set in the fictional world of Cybertron High School.

Additional Talking Points: Chicken butts, Dredge, Wildermyth, Super Mario RPG, Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Donkey Kong Country, Disney’s Aladdin for SNES and Sega Genesis, Mortal Kombat Violence, Biker Mice From Mars, Ogre Battle 64, Final Fantasy Tactics, The Case of the Golden Idol: The Spider of Lanka, Soulslike games, Tunic, Cult of the Lamb, game library organization, Jedi Survivor, more dating sim ideas, Star Wars Visions, Noragami, The Rising of the Shield Hero, inspiring advice.

We created a Ninja Turtle themed pop-up pizzeria so all the hipsters can get sick in style!

Additional Talking Points: Marvel Champions Card Game, Wildfrost, Night of the Full Moon, Monster Train, Slay the Spire, Death Road to Canada, Enter the Gungeon, Hades, Rogue, Pathway, Permadeath, Nuzlocke Challenge, Nintendo gimmicks, Golf Club Wasteland, Troublemaker, Opera GX (please sponsor us?)

Loving the sudden retro resurgence in games lately? We just came up with a whole bundle of fresh (old) game ideas! But don’t steal them or you can’t go to heaven.

Additional Talking Points: Bird eviction, villainy, Transformers Deck-Building Game, G.I. Joe Deck Building Game, Street Sharks, Centurions, Turbo Teen, Marvel Champions, Masters of the Universe (The Board Game) Clash For Eternia, Cult of the Lamb, Citizen Sleeper, Reason For the Season

We wrote the Mario Bros Movie sequels so all Illumination has to do is hand over those sweet coins while we wait for the barrage of Geno Reaction Videos on YouTube.

Additional Talking Points: Uninspired coffee shop names, Koopalings (Koopa Kids), Papers Please, Dead Cells: Return to Castlevania, Pathway, Curious Expedition, Octopath Traveler II, Steam Deck.