We thought up new 90s cartoon characters for a potential deckbuilding card game, so we don’t get sued. Throw more ideas our way!

Additional talking points:

Texas Frightmare Weekend, karaoke, 4 Non Blondes, The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom, Jedi Survivor, Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars, Culex, Costume Quest, JRPGs, ADHD, Elden Ring, Malenia, Fable, Jack of Blades, Wildfrost, Beacon Pines, Rusty Lake, Pokemon Snap, Pupperazzi, 90s Cartoon characters

We thought up a Transformers Dating Simulation game set in the fictional world of Cybertron High School.

Additional Talking Points: Chicken butts, Dredge, Wildermyth, Super Mario RPG, Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Donkey Kong Country, Disney’s Aladdin for SNES and Sega Genesis, Mortal Kombat Violence, Biker Mice From Mars, Ogre Battle 64, Final Fantasy Tactics, The Case of the Golden Idol: The Spider of Lanka, Soulslike games, Tunic, Cult of the Lamb, game library organization, Jedi Survivor, more dating sim ideas, Star Wars Visions, Noragami, The Rising of the Shield Hero, inspiring advice.

We created a Ninja Turtle themed pop-up pizzeria so all the hipsters can get sick in style!

Additional Talking Points: Marvel Champions Card Game, Wildfrost, Night of the Full Moon, Monster Train, Slay the Spire, Death Road to Canada, Enter the Gungeon, Hades, Rogue, Pathway, Permadeath, Nuzlocke Challenge, Nintendo gimmicks, Golf Club Wasteland, Troublemaker, Opera GX (please sponsor us?)

Loving the sudden retro resurgence in games lately? We just came up with a whole bundle of fresh (old) game ideas! But don’t steal them or you can’t go to heaven.

Additional Talking Points: Bird eviction, villainy, Transformers Deck-Building Game, G.I. Joe Deck Building Game, Street Sharks, Centurions, Turbo Teen, Marvel Champions, Masters of the Universe (The Board Game) Clash For Eternia, Cult of the Lamb, Citizen Sleeper, Reason For the Season

We wrote the Mario Bros Movie sequels so all Illumination has to do is hand over those sweet coins while we wait for the barrage of Geno Reaction Videos on YouTube.

Additional Talking Points: Uninspired coffee shop names, Koopalings (Koopa Kids), Papers Please, Dead Cells: Return to Castlevania, Pathway, Curious Expedition, Octopath Traveler II, Steam Deck.