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<p>The Mondays crew is working on a brand new episode. Before that happens, Carl wanted to go back in time and reveal the history of Mondays.</p>

The Mondays crew is working on a brand new episode. Before that happens, Carl wanted to go back in time and reveal the history of Mondays.

The History of Mondays Part 1 - The Early Years

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Karen, Mark, Richard and Carl fill everyone in on what they&#39;ve been doing since the last Mondays. Karen unleashes 3 years of pent up life at the speed of cocaine. Carl misreads the label on a bottle in the fridge at his brother&#39;s Superbowl party. Mark and Karen tell their kids to stop listening to Mondays and go to bed. Karen wears a bikini, because fuck you. Mark Miller, well... we&#39;re not really sure what happened to him. He was here, then he was gone, then he called in, then he was cooking potatoes in space with Elon Musk. Richard is shocked when he learns that his go-to strange Japanese device website has gone away. Regardless, he finds the weirdest most fucked up Japanese USB-connected device ever.

Monday Morning Laughs for Geeks.

All pent up with no fucking doughnuts!

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Recorded April Fool&#39;s Day 2013. Carl has an incident at the local Henny Penny. Karen tells you why you suck. Professor Igor J. Schmeckle addresses the ASSWIPE conference about the U.S. Sequester of 2013. Horror Baby #2 brings poop back to the table. The Mondays crew go back in time (or is it forward?) with Dwayne, Scmheckle, Schmeckle&#39;s ass and Karen&#39;s ass to save the world. Millah has a new tale of Somali pirates dumber than him. Richard scares us all with a new assortment of horrible toys.

Time Travel

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Carl and Richard hire Jessie Sternshus, a professional comedy consultant, to help the crew maintain their comedic edge. Karen&#39;s sister&#39;s doctor prescribes a series of maritial aides. Carl has an accident and also happens to have been in his car. Mark is fixated on a threeway. Mark and Karen provide a public service announcement littered with apologies to the cultures of the world. Richard finds some very scary toys. Oh yeah, something strange happens in the studio with a gift from a fan.

Comedy Consultant

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We did it! We finally got a REAL Sponsor!. Carl spaces out on Things I&#39;ve Learned This Week. We learn what REALLY happened to Shmeckle. Karen scours her brain for a bit. Come to think of it, so does Mark. Richard finds the coolest stuff, including a real still!

We get a Sponsor!

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Holy crap, Karen! Have some Google Love! Karen Mangiacotti is THE PENIS MOM. She tells us all about how her blog post went viral and what it was all about. Carl catches us up on his musical activities with some great new tunes. Mark finds perhaps the dumbest of the dumb criminal types. Carl has a bit of trouble at a wedding with his house cleaner&#39;s camera. Karen experiments with alternative means of getting a vodka buzz, and Richard finds amaaaaaazing toys for sale on the Internets.

Penis Mom

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Carl shares some unintentionally inappropriate domain names, Karen reads misleading news headlines, Old Naked Guy makes the news, Mark and Karen are... well... you&#39;ll see. Chris Castle makes his Mondays debut. Carl has a problem at the MVP Summit. Richard gives practical toys.

Bout Friggin Time!

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Carl is feeling a little bloated. Mark and Karen join a commune. Carl shares a Satchmo tune by Solvo. Karen has her own amazing tale of poo, or is it a tale of amazing poo? Mark has three incredible stories of dumb. Horror Baby gets a new partner in crime. And, as always, Richard finds toys to satisfy his toyish desires.

The Poop and Nuts Show

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Recorded December 5th, 2009, this one sat in the vault and got forgotten. Carl&#39;s so friggin lame. Mark and Karen announce Cockblock #7 and generally keep everyone abreast of their sexual exploits, Carl has some random lessons from the last few months, Mark discovers a dumb guy&#39;s dumb guy, Karen takes on Cosmo, and Richard (as always) finds the craziest shit ever.

The Christmas Show

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Mark and Karen tied the knot! Carl sends Dwayne to Hell on an important mission, Karen goes off on Glamour Magazine, Carl has problems with products and services, Horror Baby goes to the Aquarium, Mark&#39;s Dumbah subject gets thirsty for beer, Mark suffers the smackdown that is the nubby, Mark gets all ripply and shit, and Richard suggests a Beaver Stuffing Kit, among other fab toys.

Dwayne Goes to Hell

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Carl&#39;s got neighbor problems. Mark and Karen have a very disturbed child. New Franklin Brothers Music! Carl experiences *really* hot food in a new way. Karen goes off on Mrs. America. Dwayne returns. Mark finds the dumbest of the dumb. Mark and Karen have sex. No, really. Richard finds perhaps the most disgusting toy ever.

Back with a Vengence!

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Karen brings the baby to the show! Mark gets no sex for 8 weeks. Carl has rats. Baby gets motor oil for Christmas. Karen reviews a new connection film. You&#39;ll never guess who it&#39;s about. Mark gives the tards the respect they deserve, and Richard finds the coolest toy ever. Ever.

The Baby Show

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All we&#39;re saying is that true Mondays fans will be shocked. And not by the language (although we no longer bleep - you&#39;ve been warned).

Change

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Darth Vader is back making the dumbah news! Carl tells a stanky story of music and mud in Nawlins, Karen wants mandatory bumper stickers and nearly escapes an early death at a skanky bar, Mark recounts a story of Jedis and He-Holes (you just have to listen) and Richard finds the most offensive toy website to ever reside on the Internets.

The He Hole Show

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Lawrence makes his Mondays debut and wonders if he&#39;ll ever come back, Karen goes off on Miller&#39;s Man-Boyness during her rant on the art of neglect. Miller comes through with the &#34;funniest Dumbah than Me Title Ever&#34;, Carl teaches his kids about the laws of physics at the amusement park, Richard says &#34;screw you all&#34; and comes up with a list of the worst bad toys ever assembled. Geoff is seen sweeping the hallway.

The Man-Boy Show

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Richard dies, Carl and Mark explain why there hasn&#39;t been a show since October, Carl babysits two demons, Mark finds a discount phone sex line, Karen goes to the Oscars, and Richard comes back from the dead to show some of the most disturbing toys of all time. This show is NOT bleeped. Not Safe For Work (NSFW).

Richard is Dead

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Carl tells of his tales of woe traveling to Amsterdam and his experiences in Bulgaria. Karen talks about how there&#39;s no such thing as a guarantee, Richard is forced to use TinyURL for his toys, and Mark is completely obsessed with Karen&#39;s ass.

Karen's Ass

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It&#39;s an all-new show recorded live at Pwop Studios in front of a studio audience! Carl confesses to a crime involving hornets, Karen moves on, Millah almost comes to blows with Karen&#39;s husband, and Richard finds a guy online who built a 500-some-odd foot slip and slide!

Carl Turns 40!

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Karen develops a target rash. Carl has an altercation at Jiffy Lube, Mark relives another harrowing tale involving small animals, and Richard tries to get a word in edgewise.

The Target Show

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Mark steals the show with the dumbest Dumbah than Me All Star to ever grace the Mondays department of dumbness, The least-dumb of all the least-dumb emerges from the cryogenic freezer, Carl gets a lesson in peeping tom laws, Karen confronts the art of distraction, and Richard shows off electric tazer clothing.