Sword Art Online: AOD | S5E6 | Burble's Turtle Taxi - Part 1

Season 5 | Episode 6
1h 18m | Dec 3, 2023

THHHEEERRREE AALLLL GGGOOONNANA DIIIIEEEE!!! Kidnapped by pirates! Left stranded on a deserted island. Potentially hundreds of feet below the surfaces of the water surrounded by gargantuan sea monsters! This is truly our party's worst nightmare! Or ... maybe this is just a chill time at a tiki bar with refreshing fruity drinks and a nice all expense paid trip on a relaxing island. I certainly wrote it one of the two ways. Enjoy and decide for yourself if you would take a ride on Burbles Turtle Taxi.

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Sword Art Online: AOD is an actual play podcast that follows the story of the "Antithesis of Darkness" guild on their journey to simply survive being trapped inside of an MMORPG world. This ain't your mommas' Sword Art Online. Now put on your nerve gear and prepare to shout "link start!"

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