• Book 18: The Decision Part 1

    This book is narrated by Ax and is the oh so lovely mosquito book. The Animorphs discover a Yeerk plot to try and infest a high ranking secret service officer, so they move to intercept - but soon find themselves somewhere they absolutely did not expect to possibly be. Talking points include: diving into the Ax / Cinnabon scene, questioning if Andalites actually acquire morphs from their homeworld, and the logic behind the Yeerks yeeting a human they want to control with a car.

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    E36 - 1h 14m - Jul 19, 2022
  • Book 17: The Underground Part 2

    Content warning: Suicide attempt, addiction, and mental health issues. 

    When the Animorphs crash a concert, they happen to save the life of a Controller who leads them down a very strange path that includes a Yeerk oatmeal addiction. With special guest Esme from r/YouSerious Podcast! Talking points include: Claustrophobia, bat facts, and bringing it back to the real issue at hand: Oatmeal. 

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    1h 17m - Jun 13, 2022
  • Book 17: The Underground Part 1

    Content warning: Suicide attempt, addiction, and mental health issues. 

    When the Animorphs crash a concert, they happen to save the life of a Controller who leads them down a very strange path that includes a Yeerk oatmeal addiction. With special guest Esme from r/YouSerious Podcast! Talking points include: S Club 7, the definition of a "drug", the best secret passwords into the Yeerk pool, and the ever-evolving dynamic between Marco and Rachel.

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters


    58m - Jun 6, 2022
  • Book 16: The Warning Part 2

    Donate to the International Rhino Fund at rhinos.org!

    Jake Googles "Yeerk" on a whim and gets the Animorphs caught up in a possible Yeerk Resistance Movement? But then things take a very twisty turn when they discover Joe Bob Fenestre (aka "Bill Gates") himself is one of the people frequenting the website. Talking points include: Some depressing and not so depressing rhino facts, the Yeerk social heirarchy, and the pain of being a teenager, let alone one fighting for the future of the human race.

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    1h 22m - May 29, 2022
  • Book 16: The Warning Part 1

    Jake Googles "Yeerk" on a whim and gets the Animorphs caught up in a possible Yeerk Resistance Movement? But then things take a very twisty turn when they discover Joe Bob Fenestre (aka "Bill Gates") himself is one of the people frequenting the website. Talking points include: The logistics of old chat rooms, near-death experiences, and wholesome parent-child interactions.

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    1h 19m - May 20, 2022
  • Book 15: The Escape Part 2

    Marco gets a visit from an old friend to let him know his mother is in town! And she's doing something weird with the sharks. Talking points include: Brain chips and the morphing power, different kinds of sharks, and a lot of Yeerks jumping to conclusions.

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    1h 7m - May 7, 2022
  • Book 15: The Escape Part 1

    Marco gets a visit from an old friend to let him know his mother is in town! And she's doing something weird with the sharks. Talking points include: The sneaky abilities of parrots, people behaving badly in zoos, seagull shenanigans (say that 5 times fast), and Shark Facts!

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    1h 2m - Apr 30, 2022
  • Book 14: The Unknown Part 2

    We are finishing up Book 14, a Cassie book. We left off with the Animorphs heading to the race track to get more horse morphs so they can investigate why the Yeerks are interested in the Zone 91 military base, and then shenanigans ensue. So many shenanigans Talking points include: space toilets, how Andalites go to the bathroom, and how The Gardens is not Disneyland, not at all. Stop asking.

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    E29 - 1h 13m - Apr 20, 2022
  • Book 14: The Unknown Part 1

    We are starting Book 14, a Cassie book featuring crazy horses. Lots of horses. Cassie and the Animorphs head into the Dry Lands outside of their town and discover some weird things are happening at the military base there in the desert, called Zone 91... Talking points include: learning about Area 51, a military captain character that we dub Captain Tortellini, more wild Animorph antics than we ever anticipated, and Rachel being a bit of a clothes horse. See what I did there?

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    E28 - 1h 8m - Apr 2, 2022
  • Hork Bajir Chronicles: Part 3

    The Hork Bajir have learned how to kill, but is that a price worth paying? Dak doubts Aldrea's loyalty to his race as the war with the Yeerks becomes desperate. Talking points include: Colonialism (again), Quantum science, and the etiquette of acquiring someone without their permission.

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    1h 12m - Mar 18, 2022
  • Hork Bajir Chronicles: Part 2

    The battle for the Hork Bajir Homeworld is getting started. As Dak learns the truth about his species, can he continue to trust Aldrea to fight for them? Talking points include: The progress Dak has made, the scariest monsters from Father Deep; the complex relationship between Andalites, Yeerks, and Hork Bajir.

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    55m - Feb 25, 2022
  • Hork Bajir Chronicles: Part 1

    After a disastrous attempt to reach out to the Yeerks, the Andalites have unwittingly released a race of parasitic slugs on the galaxy. After being banished to a backwater planet, the daughter of Seerow must rebuild her life by making an unlikely friend. Talking points include:  Exactly when the Yeerk war started; not being like the other girls; and imperialism, kindness, and hypocrisy. And lots of musical interludes. 

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    1h 24m - Feb 18, 2022
  • Book 13: The Change Part 2

    We are finishing up Book 13, a Tobias book featuring the sharp-witted Hork Bajir (see what I did there?). Tobias and the Animorphs are endeavoring to rescue and bring a Hork Bajir couple to safety, away from Visser Three and their Yeerk captors, all the while Tobias is dealing with an old acquaintance, the ever-interfering Ellimist. Talking points include: very large and very wily raccoons and their interesting facts, did the Ellimist really help Tobias, and how Hork Bajir eat.

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    E24 - 1h 1m - Feb 15, 2022
  • Book 13: The Change Part 1

    Tobias has scouted out some additional entrances to the Yeerk pool, but soon finds himself in the middle of action with helping some escaped Hork Bajir run away from their Yeerk captors. Talking points include: Tobias getting his morphing power back, Yeerk reproduction speculations, Marco's sexist remarks, and Tobias being a sassy bird.

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    E23 - 1h 14m - Feb 6, 2022
  • Book 12: The Reaction Part 2

    Rachel acquires a crocodile to save a little boy who fell into the enclosure at the zoo. Then some really weird stuff starts happening. Talking points include: Crocodile facts, the consequences of lying to your superhero friends about your ability to superhero, and the courtroom drama that we wish Naomi was in.

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    1h 5m - Jan 28, 2022
  • Book 12: The Reaction Part 1

    Rachel acquires a crocodile to save a little boy who fell into the enclosure at the zoo. Then some really weird stuff starts happening. Talking points include: Lying to your parents to get them to buy you stuff, the quality levels of field trips, the dubious Yeerk plan to lure teenage girls into becoming voluntary Controllers. 

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    58m - Jan 21, 2022
  • Book 11: The Forgotten Part 2

    Jake is back as our narrator again and this time, we got some time traveling going on. Talking points include: Jaguar facts, the confusing implications of time travel, and the beauty that is the Amazon rainforest. 

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    57m - Jan 15, 2022
  • Book 11: The Forgotten Part 1

    Jake is back as our narrator again and this time, we got some time traveling going on. Talking points include: middle school square dancing traumas, debating the difference between jaguars, panthers, and leopards, that Jake's mom might secretly be a bookie, and if Jake is actually a good leader. Plus, we start playing some Animorphs bingo!

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

    E19 - 59m - Jan 7, 2022
  • R/YouSerious - Ranch Dressing 101

    Hi everyone! It's the holidays and we are busy with boosters, gift-giving, and post-wedding comas. Please enjoy this holiday episode of Morgan's other podcast, R/YouSerious with our very own Jason guesting.


    The "new" girlfriend serves her bf's family their just desserts when they keep calling her by her bf's ex's name. A man gets called out by OP for his total uselessness as a parent and a spouse. OP finds a creative way to give her daughter a nice New Years' and still get wasted with her friends. OP's boyfriend has discovered a new way to treat himself with tuna in the bath. 

    Subreddit shoutout: /r/OldHagFashion 

    Twitter: @rYouSeriousPod

    Email: rYouSeriousPod@gmail.com

    Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo

    1h 18m - Dec 20, 2021
  • Book 10: The Android Part 2

    Marco has gotten back in touch with an old friend who isn’t who he appears to be… Talking points include the amazing virtues of dogs, spider facts, and the Animorphs almost testing out a morph this time!

    Twitter: @MiddleMorph

    Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com

    We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.com

    Outro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters


    57m - Dec 10, 2021
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