Stop asking us what the show is about. It&#39;s not about anything. It&#39;s like Seinfeld if Seinfeld was written by two atheists who weirdly talk about Christianity a lot. It&#39;s just Greyson and Dan shooting the shit and complaining about the degeneration of society. But it&#39;s funny.

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Greyson and Dan have returned after yet another hiatus. A lot has changed in a year; Dan&#39;s a nurse, Greyson&#39;s a director, and they&#39;re both getting arrested by the FBI after this video. Stay tuned for next year&#39;s episode with special guest Agent 237.

We Get Put on an FBI Watchlist

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In this episode, Greyson and Dan invite Greyson&#39;s roommate, Aidan, onto the podcast for the second ever in-person recording session. They talk about things that I can&#39;t write out due to a fear of being arrested, as well as religion (again).

The Gooning-Kruger Effect

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In this episode, Greyson and Dan talk about the complexities of being addicted to sadness and also how Nestle starved babies in third world countries to make a buck. Among other things.

Addicted to Starving Babies

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We get a nice change of pace with our good friend Sammy joining us this week. Surprisingly, we talk a lot about movies this week, from Ant Man to Turning Red (Neither of which any of us have seen). We also try out a new game in which we read 1 star reviews of beloved movies and try to guess what they are.

Bad Reviews for Good Movies

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We don&#39;t even make any potty humor jokes I have no idea why we called this episode that. We do, however, talk about more Buddhism because Greyson apparently can&#39;t shut up about it. Also mentioned: women at bars, Japanese drinking culture, and Mr. Beast blinding children. Sorry Courtney.

Literally Just Potty Humor

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This episode will almost surely get taken down. Whether that is due to the title literally having the word &#34;cocaine&#34; in it, or the fact that we include a two minute clip from Harry Potter, is yet to be determined. Either way, it will be a fun ride until the end. Dan is depressed, Twitch Streamers are children, and Greyson can&#39;t stop looking down on people for not being as humble as him. The editor is sure to demand a raise after this one, so much sure to watch it on YouTube, and don&#39;t forget to like, comment, subscribe, and share

Cocaine Rats and Buddhism

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The very first episode of our official rebrand! This episode is chock full of hypocritical hatred, so fret not about being clickbaited: we really are the worst. We also discuss Would You Rathers, Euthanasia, and Dan&#39;s recent trip to the emergency room

Dan Gets Euthanized

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On the observed Christmas day, Greyson and Dan recorded their Christmas special episode of the podcast with stories about their favorite traditions, the secrecy &amp; conspiracy of gifts, and their annual Secret Santa tradition with the Good Christmas Boys™.

Christmas Special

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Long time no see lol. Dan and I return with a recycled Hate List Segment and brief moments of clarity amongst post-awareness confusions. We talk about Tik Tok and scuffed idioms. Here&#39;s the Patreon Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jRR2...

Generic Identity Crisis

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Dan and I dig deep and discuss traumatic moments from our childhood, including but not limited to babysitters, bus suspension, and human trafficking. Special guest this week is our long-time friend Preston. Love that guy.

Our Tragic Backstories

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Consistency is the name of the game and boy are we inconsistent. This week we talk about virtue signaling, more celebrity crushes, and my near miss with DID. More importantly, our Patreon is up! Please give us money. New episodes every Sunday.

Little Miss Virtue Signaling

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Daniel and I return after a two-month hiatus due to creative, irreconcilable differences (we&#39;re lazy). We talk about Spiderman Lotus, Celebrity Crushes, and stories from our childhood. You&#39;re not gonna want to miss this one.

Getting Cancelled Over Coffee

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The long-awaited guest episode featuring Mr. Gart. We round out our stereotypical podcast conversations by talking about the Will Smith Chris Rock Slap and the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Bible 2 Just Dropped?? (Buffed Nephilim)

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Dan and I embrace our stereotypes as we discuss artificial intelligence, crypto, and more with our friend from back home on our podcast that we started in college. Funny? Yup. References? Too many? Buzzwords for the algorithm in the description? Ukraine and Pokimane.Also, special guest Doug.

AI and Crypto

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Politics n Shieet

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Hypocritical Haters returns with the best sequel since the Godfather Part II. We talk bible stories, horny Batman, Matthew Talk and Rick and Morty Cringe. Also, we introduce our patented Hate List in this episode.

We Hate You, Please Cry

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The beginning of something beautiful. We find our footing in the podcast world with our worst episode to date. Seriously, if you are trying to get into the podcast start with literally any other episode. But we do talk about Tik Tok drama, manifesting, and cringey theater kids, so that&#39;s cool.

Episode One

Greyson and Dan complaining for an hour. But its funny.

Stop asking us what the show is about. It's not about anything. It's like Seinfeld if Seinfeld was written by two atheists who weirdly talk about Christianity a lot. It's just Greyson and Dan shooting the shit and complaining about the degeneration of society. But it's funny.