Warning! This podcast contains strong, offensive and misogynistic language that some listeners may find offensive.

The Name's Vert. Percival Reginald Vert and I run the PR-Vert detective agency. The year is 2055 and the police have been defunded. So if you need a police investigation, the police will charge you 1000 big ones a day. Because of this, the government introduced the "P.I Act" where the private investigators can undercut the police so justice can become affordable. These are my case files........

A note from the author.

Percival Vert is no hero, he is a low life scumbag and the full embodiment of how not to be a man. He cheats his way into getting work, he objectifies women and is quite a disgusting human being - if you could even call him that.

Gumshoe is intended to poke fun at everyone that takes life too seriously and directly towel whips the modern day puritans in the balls because they have forgotten the fact that when something isn't funny in real life, its bloody hilarious in the land of fiction.


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