Murph is a...colorful character with unorthodox ideas. (Murph claims pronouns are how The Government tracks people.) As far as I can tell, Murph lives in a foresty-y area within a short drive from my home. Murph and I have worked out a system reminiscent of a spy novel where Murph gives me responses to problems, like a tinfoil-hat agony aunt that records responses on cassette tapes.