In this episode we talk about how much we all need Big Dad Energy in our lives. We also talk about how older ladies are still totally hot (especially if they buy us gummy worms). Basically anything goes...just don't twist our nipples...Daddy.

Do you long for thick juicy meats? Do you fantasize about being covered and smothered in sticky and tangy sauce? Well, we do and it's probably why we masturbate so much. Come and hang out with us while we talk about how much more gay we are now that we're a year into covid and doctors have anally probed our buttholes for "medical reasons".

Shout out to our new sponsors. We're baaaaaaaack at podcasting again this time with more goats and more yoga. Also weird sex stuff...that too...not with goat...probably

Today on the podcast we talk about how pocket pussies could bring peace to the middle east...also goats.

Today our guest Larry oils himself up and wrestles my co-host Poon Hound in a battle to the verbal death...also we talk about condoms and stuff.

Our special guest Allen talks about his experiences with dating a trans woman...sponsored by Natty Light

Come and listen to two human men talk about human things with their human voices.

This week on the podcast we have a tea party and talk about awkward erections.

I guess this is a thing now...fuck, I don't know.