Archives Unlimited is a show where we use humor to approach Blaseball “lore” from many angles, including recaps, geography, stories, sound, and lengthy debates on anything arbitrary. Recorded at The Archival Committee Of Blaseball Addendums Central Offices (T.A.C.O.B.A.C.O.) at the heart of [undisclosed location] now brought to you Listeners!
What happens when you trap 4 Blaseball artists in a room with unlimited hubris and make them rank the sexiest teams in the entire ILB through ~vibes~ ? Let’s find out :)
cw: horny? (implied) per DeeJay’s suggestion
Alcoholic spicy milk at 1:14:13
Note: this was recorded before the Atlantis Georgias episode hence Hazel not knowing much about them yet
Shoutout zone
Collins Melon Shirt Cut Meme https://twitter.com/HetreaSky/status/1403926051193982981?s=20
Juan Gee art https://twitter.com/juangeedraws/status/1316325299605307393?s=20
Glassgoblin art of the tigers pitchers https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1391785105157410817/photo/1
Fitz blackburn by @Panic_Attract
https://twitter.com/panic_attract/status/1320429669401849856?s=21
Valentine https://twitter.com/validtine
Corpserevivers fanfic that Gob mentioned https://archiveofourown.org/works/28092198
La Jukebox https://thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com/
Our socials on twitter!
Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )
Birb: @birbteef
Frog: @_friendlyfrog
Hazel: @driftersoda
Find us @ArchivesUnlimi on Twitter
And in the Taco Stand Discord: https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from Gob