Archives Unlimited is a show where we use humor to approach Blaseball “lore” from many angles, including recaps, geography, stories, sound, and lengthy debates on anything arbitrary. Recorded at The Archival Committee Of Blaseball Addendums Central Offices (T.A.C.O.B.A.C.O.) at the heart of [undisclosed location] now brought to you Listeners!

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Do baltimore ghosts dream of crab sheep? A narrator chimes in to clear a few things up. ~Reference Zone~Clawliday Inn <a href="https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/Clawliday_Inn/Rumor_Registry" rel="nofollow">Wiki </a>and <a href="https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/Clawliday_Inn/Rumor_Registry" rel="nofollow">Rumor Registry</a><a href="https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/Hotel_Umbra/IF-8.502" rel="nofollow">Hotel Umbra</a> Thank you to our amazing cast!Krow: <a href="https://twitter.com/Lokrow" rel="nofollow">@lokrow</a>Deejay: <a href="https://twitter.com/BlaseballACo" rel="nofollow">@BlaseballACo</a> <a href="tacoba.co" rel="nofollow"> tacoba.co</a>Dragoni: <a href="https://twitter.com/DDDragoni" rel="nofollow">@Dddragoni</a>Gob: <a href="https://twitter.com/glassgoblin" rel="nofollow">@glassgoblin</a> @glassgob on tumblr)You may find Bluey and Hazel in the Taco stand discord as well as the BubbleArchives Unlimited would like to thank Steven Wiki, Baliset, Beelijah, UnabashedlyRose, Deejay as well as everyone who contributed to the clawliday inn irms.This week&#39;s episode was edited by Hazel Cooper. Sound effects provided by Freesound.orgCover Illustration by Krow.Our twitter is <a href="https://twitter.com/ArchivesUnlimi" rel="nofollow">@ArchivesUnlimi</a>For discussion of this episode, join us at the <a href="https://discord.com/invite/Vp8bUDCFAB" rel="nofollow">Unlimited Tacostand </a>under the-podco-truck channel under FanworksThanks for being here!

The Clawliday Inn

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Believe in the heart of the cards. If you&#39;ve been following our archivist and artist birbteef on her twitter, you may be familiar with the 60 tarot cards she drew of the Tacos, Magic, Firefighters, and Dale. Birb walks listeners through each card in the tarot deck and why she assigned what for each Blaseball character with hosts Frog, Gob, Dragoni and special guest Krow of the Hades Tigers. Of swords, and wands, and cups and pentacles ~Reference Zone~<a href="https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1437054866585632774" rel="nofollow">The Tarot Deck</a><a href="https://twitter.com/Lokrow/status/1485042712445440001?s=20&t=ESJvXqyKhiU_53Xcb1Mcrw" rel="nofollow">Fundraiser</a><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/14hOdUTLNVF8ITDwZlTF-57Qt1KFunwnnEz923j4ksBQ/edit" rel="nofollow">Ficlet by stara</a><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/waltztangocache/pseuds/waltztangocache" rel="nofollow">waltztangocache on ao3</a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmekhRy8f7E" rel="nofollow">{YTP} ~ A Guy&#39;s Gross Games</a> Where you can find us!Birb:<a href="https://twitter.com/birbteef" rel="nofollow"> </a><a href="https://twitter.com/birbteef" rel="nofollow">@birbteef</a>Frog:<a href="https://twitter.com/_friendlyfrog" rel="nofollow"> </a><a href="https://twitter.com/_friendlyfrog" rel="nofollow">@_friendlyfrog</a>Gob:<a href="https://twitter.com/glassgoblin" rel="nofollow"> </a><a href="https://twitter.com/glassgoblin" rel="nofollow">@glassgoblin</a> ( @glassgob on tumblr )Dragoni:<a href="https://twitter.com/DDDragoni" rel="nofollow"> </a><a href="https://twitter.com/DDDragoni" rel="nofollow">@DDDragoni</a> (<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/DDDragoni/pseuds/DDDragoni" rel="nofollow">DDDragoni on ao3</a>)Krow:<a href="https://twitter.com/Lokrow" rel="nofollow"> </a><a href="https://twitter.com/Lokrow" rel="nofollow">@lokrow</a> This week&#39;s episode was edited by Hazel Cooper and Krow.Illustration by Birbteef.Our twitter is<a href="https://twitter.com/ArchivesUnlimi" rel="nofollow"> </a><a href="https://twitter.com/ArchivesUnlimi" rel="nofollow">@ArchivesUnlimi</a> (I couldn&#39;t fit Ted in the character count.)For discussion of this episode, join us at the<a href="https://discord.com/invite/Vp8bUDCFAB" rel="nofollow"> </a><a href="https://discord.com/invite/Vp8bUDCFAB" rel="nofollow">Unlimited Tacostand</a> under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks Thanks for being here!

Pick A Card, Any Card

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Welcome to another episode of the infinite archves! In this episode we do a player deepdive on tacos very own batter Bork Holloway with hosts Hazel, Bluey and Bog of the Philly Pies. Talking points include, but are not limited to: Cheese, Season 17, the OH CRAP THEY FOUND ME GOTTA HIT SEND QUICK- ~Reference Zone~April Fools :) Where you can find us!Bog/Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 on the tacostand discordHazel: oh you know COVER ART is by Hazel’s AlternateINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from Bog/Gob Our twitter is <a href="https://twitter.com/ArchivesUnlimi" rel="nofollow">@ArchivesUnlimi</a> (We don’t know where Ted went) For discussion of this episode, join us at the <a href="https://discord.com/invite/Vp8bUDCFAB" rel="nofollow">Unlimited Tacostand</a> under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks

Welcome to another episode of the infinite archves! In this episode we do a player deepdive on tacos very own batter Bork Holloway with hosts Hazel, Bluey and Bog of the Philly Pies. Talking points include, but are not limited to: Cheese, Season 17, the OH CRAP THEY FOUND ME GOTTA HIT SEND QUICK-


~Reference Zone~

April Fools :) 


Where you can find us!

Bog/Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )

Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 on the tacostand discord

Hazel: oh you know


COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from Bog/Gob


Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (We don’t know where Ted went)


For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks

Hazel's Deepdives - Bork Holloway

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Bluey tells their friend (and final fantasy 14 expert) Ven about what blaseball is. It goes as well as you&#39;d think. Topics: Turtles!. Zippy DeShields, Hazel&#39;s pbong art crimes, the Jazz Hands and more!Where you can find us!~Reference Zone~!<a href="https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1448138843069108227" rel="nofollow"> Zippy DeShields art by Izzy</a>Ven: <a href="https://twitter.com/Turtletoaster" rel="nofollow">@Turtletoaster</a> / <a href="https://twitter.com/hotaliendad" rel="nofollow">@hotaliendad</a>Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 (discord)COVER ART is by Hazel’s AlternateINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter Our twitter is <a href="https://twitter.com/ArchivesUnlimi" rel="nofollow">@ArchivesUnlimi</a> (Ted isn&#39;t here I think...)For discussion of this episode, join us at the <a href="https://discord.com/invite/Vp8bUDCFAB" rel="nofollow">Unlimited Tacostand</a> under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks

Bluey tells their friend Ven about what blaseball is. It goes as well as you'd think it goes.

Where you can find us!

~Reference Zone~
Zippy DeShields art by Izzy: https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1448138843069108227

Ven: @Turtletoaster / @hotaliendad

Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 (discord)

COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter


Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (Okay so Ted might be in the Archives...)

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks

Did you know Blaseball is just like FFXIV?

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We&#39;re back with Part 2 ! Topics include: Moracourse, Hiroto “Ace in the Hole” Wilcox, The Tigers rotation will never be bad , Hotel C̶a̶l̶i̶f̶o̶r̶n̶i̶a̶ Umbra And will Bluey finally get some answers to that door? ~Reference Zone~<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka0Fj6P3T-w" rel="nofollow">How to pronounce Axolotl</a><a href="https://twitter.com/Lokrow/status/1485042712445440001?s=20&t=ESJvXqyKhiU_53Xcb1Mcrw" rel="nofollow">Help krow&#39;s friend out</a>Mera says to check out Queendom 2 Play Psychonauts 2Mitski&#39;s New albulm: Laurel Hell Where you can find us!Socials:Krow: <a href="https://twitter.com/Lokrow" rel="nofollow">@lokrow</a>Mera: <a href="https://twitter.com/miasmajesties" rel="nofollow">@miasmajesties</a> On DiscordBluey: blue yub 03#0670Mera: magik#4742Krow: Lokrow#1801 COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitterPost-pod music is the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBOzTVHfI8" rel="nofollow">&#34;</a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBOzTVHfI8" rel="nofollow">It&#39;s just a burning memory but it sounds happy and normal&#34;</a> Our twitter is <a href="https://twitter.com/ArchivesUnlimi" rel="nofollow">@ArchivesUnlimi</a> (We don’t know where Ted went)For discussion of this episode, join us at the <a href="https://discord.com/invite/Vp8bUDCFAB" rel="nofollow">Unlimited Tacostand</a> under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks

We're back with Part 2 ! Topics include: Moracourse, Hiroto “Ace in the Hole” Wilcox, The Tigers rotation will never be bad , Hotel C̶a̶l̶i̶f̶o̶r̶n̶i̶a̶ Umbra


And will Bluey finally get some answers to that door?


~Reference Zone~

How to pronounce Axolotl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka0Fj6P3T-w
Help krow's friend out
https://twitter.com/Lokrow/status/1485042712445440001?s=20&t=ESJvXqyKhiU_53Xcb1Mcrw
Mera says to check out Queendom 2 

Play Psychonauts 2

Mitski's New albulm: Laurel Hell


Where you can find us!

Socials:

Krow: @lokrow

Mera: @miasmajesties


On Discord

Bluey: blue yub 03#0670

Mera: magik#4742

Krow: Lokrow#1801


COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate



INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Post-pod music is the "It's just a burning memory but it sounds happy and normal"


Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi  (We don’t know where Ted went)

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks

Explaining Hades Tigers Lore to Non-Tigers (Part 2)

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We’ve got some new recruits for the Archives! Krow and Mera of the Hades Tigers discuss Hades lore to Hazel and Bluey of the Tacos. Topics: The origins of E’ morning, found family, Hades (the place), Tigerbeams forever babyyyy, What happened to Ruby Tuesday?, The sim crafts better stories than all of us, Amnesia Timeloops ~Reference Zone~<a href="https://thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">LA jukebox</a><a href="https://hadestigers.bandcamp.com/album/many-stripes" rel="nofollow">Many Stripes | A Hades Tigers Music Album</a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2R_lS34L_k" rel="nofollow">Between Violences (A Late-Night Turnipfingers Speculative)</a> This was stated in the second part of the episode but Krow shouted out a donation link for their friend so go check it out: <a href="https://twitter.com/Lokrow/status/1485042712445440001?s=20&t=ESJvXqyKhiU_53Xcb1Mcrw" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/Lokrow/status/1485042712445440001?s=20&amp;t=ESJvXqyKhiU_53Xcb1Mcrw</a>Mera says to check out Queendom 2 Where you can find us!Socials:Krow: <a href="https://twitter.com/Lokrow" rel="nofollow">@lokrow</a>Mera: <a href="https://twitter.com/miasmajesties" rel="nofollow">@miasmajesties</a> On DiscordBluey: blue yub 03#0670Mera: magik#4742Krow: Lokrow#1801 COVER ART is by Hazel’s AlternateINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter Our twitter is <a href="https://twitter.com/ArchivesUnlimi" rel="nofollow">@ArchivesUnlimi</a> (We don’t know where Ted went)For discussion of this episode, join us at the <a href="https://discord.com/invite/Vp8bUDCFAB" rel="nofollow">Unlimited Tacostand</a> under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks Stay Tuned for Part 2! Coming Next Friday

We’ve got some new recruits for the Archives! Krow and Mera of the Hades Tigers discuss Hades lore to Hazel and Bluey of the Tacos. Topics: The origins of E’ morning, found family, Hades (the place), Tigerbeams forever babyyyy, What happened to Ruby Tuesday?, The sim crafts better stories than all of us, Amnesia Timeloops


~Reference Zone~

LA jukebox
https://thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com/ 

Many Stripes | A Hades Tigers Music Album
https://hadestigers.bandcamp.com/album/many-stripes

Between Violences (A Late-Night Turnipfingers Speculative)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2R_lS34L_k

This was stated in the second part of the episode but Krow shouted out a donation link for their friend so go check it out: https://twitter.com/Lokrow/status/1485042712445440001?s=20&t=ESJvXqyKhiU_53Xcb1Mcrw

Mera says to check out Queendom 2 


Where you can find us!

Socials (Twitter):

Krow: @lokrow

Mera: @miasmajesties


On Discord

Bluey: blue yub 03#0670

Mera: magik#4742

Krow: Lokrow#1801


COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter


Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (We don’t know where Ted went)

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks



Stay Tuned for Part 2! Coming Next Friday



Explaining Hades Tigers Lore to Non-Tigers (Part 1)

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Welcome back to Frog&#39;s Deepdives! Join yours truly (Frog), Birb, and Hazel as we dig deep into Rat Mason, star batter and long-time Taco. Talking points include, but are not limited to: Pathologic Classic HD, mech suit logistics, the 2007 classic Pixar film Ratatouille, gay rat weddings, and the 405 Interstate in California. ~Reference Zone~<a href="https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1462468179775606786?s=20" rel="nofollow">Archivist Gob&#39;s beautiful Furby rat</a><a href="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926059950227222598/929207148347543552/giant-rats.jpg" rel="nofollow">A very large rat</a><a href="https://floatshaven.tumblr.com/post/634755689246490624/its-fat-fuck-friday-mr-boombastic" rel="nofollow">Fat Fuck Friday</a><a href="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926059950227222598/929217559738327150/405fakeandrealimages_874d9c93-f008-4de1-a348-0abf2e3cb200-prv.jpg" rel="nofollow">A horrifying picture of the 405 Interstate</a><a href="https://thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com" rel="nofollow">The Los Angeli Jukebox</a> Where you can find us!Hazel: <a href="https://twitter.com/DrifterSoda" rel="nofollow">@driftersoda</a> Frog: <a href="https://twitter.com/_friendlyfrog" rel="nofollow">@_friendlyfrog</a>Birb: <a href="https://twitter.com/birbteef" rel="nofollow">@birbteef</a> COVER ART is by our wonderful host Frog INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Welcome back to Frog's Deepdives! Join yours truly (Frog), Birb, and Hazel as we dig deep into Rat Mason, star batter and long-time Taco. Talking points include, but are not limited to: Pathologic Classic HD, mech suit logistics, the 2007 classic Pixar film Ratatouille, gay rat weddings, and the 405 Interstate in California.


~Reference Zone~

Archivist Gob's beautiful Furby rat: https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1462468179775606786?s=20

A very large rat:
https://tinyurl.com/8twt4spr

Fat Fuck Friday:
https://floatshaven.tumblr.com/post/634755689246490624/its-fat-fuck-friday-mr-boombastic

A horrifying picture of the 405 Interstate:
https://tinyurl.com/2p97jv4c 

The Los Angeli Jukebox:
https://thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com/


Where you can find us!

Hazel: @driftersoda 

Frog: @_friendlyfrog

Birb: @birbteef



COVER ART is by our wonderful host Frog


INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Frog's Deep Dives: Rat Mason

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Host Birb takes Frog and Caru on a lore talk of infamous Taco and Dale player Peanut Bong with special guest Churgalax! Topics include but not limited to: Dan the man, time with the dale, the shelled ones pods(not the podcast), time with the tacos, tacos shadows, The memeification of peanut bong, ruining the career of Nerd Pacheco, and much more! ~Reference Zone~<a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.roxboroghreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Central-America-2009-235-768x1024.jpg" rel="nofollow">Jesus Chair 1</a><a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/touncertaintyandbeyond/5382354293" rel="nofollow">Jesus Chair 2</a><a href="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919729707522617375/919766267064385546/unknown.png" rel="nofollow">Jimmy Carter Peanut Bong</a>  Where you can find us!Birb: <a href="https://twitter.com/birbteef" rel="nofollow">@birbteef</a>Frog: <a href="https://twitter.com/_friendlyfrog" rel="nofollow">@_friendlyfrog</a>Caru and Churgalax live solely on the discord COVER ART is by me Hazel (The editor)INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Host Birb takes Frog and Caru on a lore talk of infamous Taco and Dale player Peanut Bong with special guest Churgalax! Topics include but not limited to: Dan the man, time with the dale, the shelled ones pods(not the podcast), time with the tacos, tacos shadows, The memeification of peanut bong, ruining the career of Nerd Pacheco, and much more!


~Reference Zone~

Jesus Chair 1

Jesus Chair 2

Jimmy Carter Peanut Bong 


Where you can find us!

Birb: @birbteef

Frog: @_friendlyfrog

Caru and Churgalax live solely on the discord


COVER ART is by me Hazel (The editor)

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Casual Talk: Peanut Bong (ft. Churgalax)

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Welcome to your first official episode! Frog Bluey and Gob take a lore deepdive into Taco player Basilio Fig and their conception from lorejams to wiki ~Reference Zone~<a href="https://twitter.com/snafubravado/status/1321808372241518592?s=20" rel="nofollow">Loxs fig x mcmason art </a><a href="https://twitter.com/snafubravado/status/1331630356487876609?s=20" rel="nofollow">Tiny figs/figlets </a><a href="https://clips.twitch.tv/SleepyAdorablePartridgeDancingBanana" rel="nofollow">The twitch clip mentioned in 1:18:27</a> Where you can find us!Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )Frog: @_friendlyfrogBluey: blue yub 03#0670 on the tacostand discord COVER ART is by our wonderfu host of today FrogINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Welcome to your first official episode! Frog Bluey and Gob take a lore deepdive into Taco player Basilio Fig and their conception from lorejams to wiki


~Reference Zone~

Loxs fig x mcmason art 

Tiny figs/figlets 

The twitch clip mentioned in 1:18:27


Where you can find us!

Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )

Frog: @_friendlyfrog

Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 on the tacostand discord


COVER ART is by our wonderfu host of today Frog

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Frog's Deep Dives: Basilio Fig

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A Reset. A new Beginning. This entire trailer is meta-lore heavy. CONTENT WARNING: loud noises, static, audio skipping, and distrubing audio design The transcript can be found here: https://tinyurl.com/4bf6pcy9

A Reset. A new Beginning. This entire trailer is meta-lore heavy. 


CONTENT WARNING: loud noises, static, audio skipping, and distrubing audio design

Trailer - Archives Unlimited

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What happens when you trap 4 Blaseball artists in a room with unlimited hubris and make them rank the sexiest teams in the entire ILB through ~vibes~ ? Let’s find out :) cw: horny? (implied) per DeeJay’s suggestionAlcoholic spicy milk at 1:14:13 Note: this was recorded before the Atlantis Georgias episode hence Hazel not knowing much about them yet  Shoutout zoneCollins Melon Shirt Cut Meme <a href="https://twitter.com/HetreaSky/status/1403926051193982981?s=20" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/HetreaSky/status/1403926051193982981?s=20</a> Juan Gee art <a href="https://twitter.com/juangeedraws/status/1316325299605307393?s=20" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/juangeedraws/status/1316325299605307393?s=20</a> Glassgoblin art of the tigers pitchers <a href="https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1391785105157410817/photo/1" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1391785105157410817/photo/1</a> Fitz blackburn by @Panic_Attract<a href="https://twitter.com/panic_attract/status/1320429669401849856?s=21" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/panic_attract/status/1320429669401849856?s=21</a> Valentine <a href="https://twitter.com/validtine" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/validtine</a> Corpserevivers fanfic that Gob mentioned <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/28092198" rel="nofollow">https://archiveofourown.org/works/28092198</a> La Jukebox <a href="https://thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">https://thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com/</a>  Our socials on twitter!Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )Birb: @birbteefFrog: @_friendlyfrogHazel: @driftersoda  Find us<a href="https://twitter.com/ArchivesUnlimi" rel="nofollow"> </a><a href="https://twitter.com/ArchivesUnlimi" rel="nofollow">@ArchivesUnlimi on Twitter</a>And in the Taco Stand Discord: <a href="https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy" rel="nofollow">https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy</a>INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from Gob

What happens when you trap 4 Blaseball artists in a room with unlimited hubris and make them rank the sexiest teams in the entire ILB through ~vibes~ ? Let’s find out :)

cw: horny? (implied) per DeeJay’s suggestion
Alcoholic spicy milk at 1:14:13

Note: this was recorded before the Atlantis Georgias episode hence Hazel not knowing much about them yet 

Shoutout zone
Collins Melon Shirt Cut Meme https://twitter.com/HetreaSky/status/1403926051193982981?s=20 
Juan Gee art https://twitter.com/juangeedraws/status/1316325299605307393?s=20 
Glassgoblin art of the tigers pitchers https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1391785105157410817/photo/1 
Fitz blackburn by @Panic_Attract
https://twitter.com/panic_attract/status/1320429669401849856?s=21 
Valentine https://twitter.com/validtine 
Corpserevivers fanfic that Gob mentioned https://archiveofourown.org/works/28092198 
La Jukebox https://thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com/ 

Our socials on twitter!
Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )
Birb: @birbteef
Frog: @_friendlyfrog
Hazel: @driftersoda 

Find us @ArchivesUnlimi on Twitter
And in the Taco Stand Discord: https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from Gob


Test 03: ILB's Sexiest Teams!

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Content Warning: PG-13 suggestive joke (very middle-school level immaturity) This is clipped from the Main episode because it was non-maincord friendly so It is here as it&#39;s own seperate thing instead! So I guess this is a Bonus ep

Test 02.5: The Goobie Ballson And Dickerson Morse Rotation

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The title tells it all folks! Our host Bluey explains notable Atlantis Georgias lore to Hazel, DDDragoni and Aubz who know next to nothing about the Georgias. Listen to 3 archivists be horrified and in awe for 100 minutes! Topics include but not limited to: The crime of Rigby Friedriech, Gay People, Bears, League renowned bad player Knight Triumphant, Getting offtopic, Aubz using her peanut prophet powers, the sim does not like the Georgias, the unfortunate duality of Flattery Mckinely and much more! ~Our Reference zone (AKA the shoutout zone renamed)~<a href="http://twitter.com/wayslidecool" rel="nofollow">Jasmine&#39;s Twitter</a><a href="https://twitter.com/validtine/status/1413589191162830851?s=20" rel="nofollow">Angelica Offdiscord by Valentine</a> using Rosy’s design<a href="https://twitter.com/tiny_revel/status/1413319471012401154?s=20" rel="nofollow">Rosy’s Jessica Two-lophone</a>The Bubble ( the Atlantis Georgias’ Side-discord)NAWBALL (NaN and Wyatt Brain Alliance of the Larger League) is a discord server dedicated to Wyatt, the Mic and all things Mason<a href="https://twitter.com/mckinleyotten" rel="nofollow">McKinely Otten Twitter</a><a href="https://twitter.com/BlallIsLife" rel="nofollow">Goobie Ballson Twitter</a><a href="https://tetsuoanimation.com/portfolio-item/caprisun_globalpromotions/" rel="nofollow">The horrible Caprisun version of Yurts Buttercup</a>Buy Psychonauts pls &lt;3 ( I don’t know how to link to a steam page…)<a href="https://twitter.com/uwunium" rel="nofollow">Aubz’s Twitter</a><a href="https://twitter.com/DDDragoni" rel="nofollow">DDDragoni’s Twitter</a><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/DDDragoni/pseuds/DDDragoni" rel="nofollow">Dragoni’s really cool baseball fics</a> You can find a transcript of this episode <a href="https://tinyurl.com/4vzfsn7v" rel="nofollow">here </a>Find us <a href="https://twitter.com/ArchivesUnlimi" rel="nofollow">@ArchivesUnlimi on Twitter</a>And in the Taco Stand Discord: <a href="https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy" rel="nofollow">https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy</a> We go by Hazel Cooper#2668, blue yub 03#0670, DDDragoni#3300 and Aubz#8468 on discord This episode was Transcribed and Edited by Hazel Cooper. The Cover Art was also by themINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Test 02: Explaining Atlantis Georgias Lore to Non-Georgias

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Yeehaw folks! Join archivists Hazel Cooper and Bluey as they look over the not-lore of the LA Tacos pre-history MVP Jackson Rodriguez who played in Season A. Haha what do you mean we lored Jackson Rodriguez? No we didn’t &lt;3 Full Disclaimer: None of this is going to the Wiki. This was all done in good fun and to recap a very cool moment that happened in the TacoStand Find us <a href="https://twitter.com/ArchivesUnlimi" rel="nofollow">@ArchivesUnlimi on Twitter</a>And in the Taco Stand Discord:  <a href="https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy" rel="nofollow">https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy</a> We go by Hazel Cooper#2668 and blue yub 03#0670 on discord A transcript for the episode can be found here (which contains the Burger King foot lettuce parody at the end): <a href="https://tinyurl.com/5b9wwbb9" rel="nofollow">https://tinyurl.com/5b9wwbb9</a>  COVER ART is by our wonderful FrogINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter Shoutout zone:Sorry for being cringe. The original mayonnaise tumblr post is lost to time so I only found this screencap at a meme page <a href="https://me.me/i/i-want-to-name-my-daughter-mayonnaise-and-shorten-it-d918ff478d7a4ae1b1d13917c4a846d4" rel="nofollow">https://me.me/i/i-want-to-name-my-daughter-mayonnaise-and-shorten-it-d918ff478d7a4ae1b1d13917c4a846d4</a> Thanks kilozombie and DeeJay from discord (and also BACo I guess)

Test 01: Jackson Rodriguez

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Somewhere in the blaseball universe, audio tests have begun  (Note from Hazel: this is just a cryptic way of saying that the pilot episodes are releasing through me experimenting on soundscaping. So I guess this is a trailer? For pilot episodes?) Content Warnings:SFX: robot voice and mild static sound

Welcome! The Test Has Begun

Blaseball lore hosted primarily by Taco fans