Inbred EP8 The Ass-pocalypse
35m | Nov 3, 2026Governments are telling people to stock up on food and water, and Reggie would like to report that he no longer wants the apocalypse. Sugar and Reggie plan where they would actually survive it: open land, a hidden ravine, and a hideout the bees will absolutely snitch on. Along the way: why being 'non-political' on Tinder got one man eaten alive, the perfect Chinese Elon Musk, and what's wrong with Lord of the Rings reaction videos.
In this episode:
- Why the apocalypse stops being fun once your knees creak
- World leaders, impressions and the people with their finger on the button
- 'Non-political' on a dating profile, and why Reddit lost it
- Your bees will give you away
- Reggie and every puddle on earth
- Lord of the Rings reactions and male friendship
Content note: strong language, crude sexual humour, and jokes about race, gender, sexuality and politics.
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Chapters
0:00 Sugar Lix in the house
0:59 The ass-pocalypse
1:43 Governments say stock up
2:08 I used to want the apocalypse
4:21 Not a survival body
4:59 Fallout and the wasteland
5:26 Just let it happen
6:38 They're making it up as they go
7:25 Clowns with the button
8:24 Go plant some tomatoes
9:49 I talked to Xi
10:28 The Chinese Elon Musk
11:06 Why tell people to stock up?
13:59 'Non-political' on Tinder
17:30 Very Bad Sponsor: Silent Step Sneaker
18:20 Not white enough to be far right
19:09 Our apocalypse exodus
21:40 Bees will snitch on you
22:44 Waste management
23:26 Finding water: unleash Reggie
25:04 The sidewalk sardines
25:52 The hidden ravine
27:24 The scintillating caves
28:44 Lord of the Rings reactions
31:43 What happened to male friendship
33:01 Everyone is playing a character
34:32 Three decades ago means what?
