• BONUS: Content Sewer #1

    We're watching Netflix originals now. The first one is about "The Ridiculous 6" Find us wherever you download your Podcasts, we'll be under Content Sewer.

    1h 11m - Jul 27, 2022
  • Geriatric-Drunk Human Losers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

    Alternate Title: The Long Road to Nowhere

    This one is for the birthday boy, and it's late because life isn't fair.

    1h 29m - Jul 13, 2021
  • The Last Goonies Weekend (The Goonies)

    Alternate Title: Goodbye from The Goondocks.


    It's our last one for awhile. We watched The Goonies, which is one everyone knows about.

    1h 12m - Apr 9, 2021
  • The Van Morrison (The Van)

    Alternate Title: Chipper Chef


    We watched The Van because it's St. Partick's Day, I guess.

    56m - Mar 17, 2021
  • Chinese Zodiac Killer (Tampopo)

    Alternate Title: In Love With The Ramen Women.


    This one's a Japanese movie about ramen. It's a rich bouquet, bold and inspiring.

    1h 12m - Mar 5, 2021
  • Takin' Names (Streets of Fire)

    Alternate Title: Punchin' Dames


    We watched a movie called Streets of Fire, and oh boy, were those streets aflame.

    56m - Feb 20, 2021
  • No Entertainment Found (No Holds Barred)

    Alternate Title: Hulk The Ripper.


    We watched a movie that Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon did a bunch of cocaine and then rewrote in a hotel room. Someone decided to call it "No Holds Barred" despite all the punching.

    1h 17m - Feb 5, 2021
  • Helicopter Violence (Runaway Train)

    Alternate Title: Clitpiercer.


    We watched Runaway Train. There's a train.


    1h 20m - Jan 23, 2021
  • New Years, New Beefs (The Thing)

    Alternate Title: Brimley Binge

    For the New Years', we settled in to watch something with some old friends in it and watched The Thing.


    The year of the KvLT begins.

    1h 14m - Jan 8, 2021
  • Grinch Squad (Tokyo Godfathers)

    Alternate Title: Ho Ho Hobos.


    We cheated and watched something outside the wheelhouse this week. It's Tokyo Godfathers and it's great.

    1h 5m - Dec 24, 2020
  • GREMMO (Gremlins)

    Alternate Title: Baby Yoda Prototype.

    We watched a true Christmas Classis this week - it's Gremlins. It's got everything, and if you don't like it, then you're a buttface.

    1h 9m - Dec 17, 2020
  • Big Booty Ho Ho Ho (Silent Night, Deadly Night 2)

    Alternate Title: Clap Your Eyebrows, Say "Garbage Day!"


    We watched a sequel to a thing we watched last Chanukah season. This one is Silent Night, Deadly Nigh 2 and it tricked us into thinking we enjoyed the first one.


    55m - Dec 9, 2020
  • Dinah Fire (Invasion U.S.A)

    Alternate Title: Livin' in an X-Mas Town!


    We watched another Chuck Norris movie and we wish we didn't. Some Russians or something invade on Christmas or something... we think.

    1h 3m - Dec 3, 2020
  • Teegra's Thiccy (Fire and Ice)

    Alternate Title: I Dream of Fighting Dinosaur!


    We watched an adult centric animated feature, Fire and Ice. It's an Heavy Metal album come to life. There's no Batman, though - don't event suggest it.

    1h 11m - Nov 25, 2020
  • BONUS: It Came From VHS KvLT

    This a peak are our new Podcast: It Came From VHS KvLT.


    Do we ramble too much on the movie Podcast? Do you want the ramble without the required viewing?


    It's out first ramble-only Pod.


    Topics Include:

    • Our Top Westerns
    • The Bonze Age Collapse
    • Barack Obama's a criminal and he wrote a book about it
    • American Horror Story and spastic writing
    • Terrace House
    • Other stuff...


    57m - Nov 24, 2020
  • Dudes Rock (Once Upon a Time in America)

    Alternate Title: Let's Hear It For The Boys!


    We watched another Italian guy's movie, this one is kinda of famous - we think.

    1h 47m - Nov 19, 2020
  • Election Mystery (Clue)

    Alternate Title: Cluedo


    We watched Clue this week and talked election nonsense. Join us... or else.

    1h 30m - Nov 12, 2020
  • Horny For Guns (The Killer)

    Alternate Title: Gun Party Tonight.


    We watched John Woo's The Killer. There's guns and doves and slow motion melodrama. It's great.

    1h 4m - Nov 5, 2020
  • Halloweenier (Trick or Treat)

    Alternate Title: Samhain Spooktacular!


    No, not the 2007 one... Not that one from 1982 either! You wish. No, true torture awaits you this years. It's 1986 and the music is so hot you worship the devil about it.

    1h 28m - Oct 28, 2020
  • Thriller 2 (The Midnight Hour)

    Alternate Title: Summer Soundtrack.


    We watched a made-for-TV joint this week. They call it the Midnight Hour. It's got LeVar Burton.

    1h 17m - Oct 22, 2020
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