- we think it's weird how normal being miserable in a relationship is – ep. 173
truly an episode for the modern lover girl... today, we're talking about macklemore and ed sheeran, influencers crying about old people eating alone, nyfw party drama, before getting into some audience submissions about overdressing and DIVORCE, mama! so strap in!!
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the bachelorette of the century comes to a close... but not before tom and kristen have what is probably their best conversation of all time! jax comes face to face with someone from his past, kristen almost murders ariana, and shay is being held on camera against his will!! it's the best reality tv show in the world, baby!! let's giggle!!
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scheana's getting married! so we're going back to the SCENE OF THE CRIME and celebrating true love (and no cheating) in miami!! vail is in the priliminary stages of getting jaxed, sandoval is being a diva princess, and there is a man showing full cheeks in a restaurant? all of this and more... in today's pumpcast...
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in today's episode, we're talking about the way sometimes former fats rely on fear to talk about their experience with fatness and how it's actually, not the one universal truth! from two fatties who are well loved and in good community, b!tch! we're also talking about the issues with new age friend comedy shows, feeling fomo for other peoples inside jokes, and self-image while having sex!
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the boys are in SAN DIEGO and jax is giving us an all timer episode in terms of quotes... PLUS what will become of scheana and stassi's friendship? will she secure the miami invite for the bach trip? ALL OF THIS AND MORE, REVEALED IN TODAY'S EPISODE...
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when will they stop talking!!!!!!!! in today's episode, we're talking about sophie cunningham's recent comments about trans women in sports before getting into some audience submissions about our thoughts on phrases like "if he wanted to he would" and grappling with conflicting feelings while navigating body image and gender.
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get mogged, bitch! in today's episode, we watch vail drink stupid juice, meet a therapist that loves to looksmaxx, watch scheana and james cook up her next smash hit, and tom sandoval goes emo!
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a solo episode just like the old days while i'm traveling! in today's episode, i'm talking about the swag epidemic and adopting teddy before getting into some audience submissions about the lack of space for grief in our culture and having agency amidst social rejection! oh! and a reminder, the greece trip launches on monday!! (italy sold out in 4 minutes, you guys are insane and i can't wait to travel with you again)
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it's PRIDE and you know what that means... nostalgia for the demise of tom and kristen's chungus relationship! and because this show is the gift that keeps on giving, we've got a new hire at sur, katie and schwartz are being romantic??? and we learn that mail is a very horny thing when you're brave enough to let it be...
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lover girls trip announcement in the 169th episode, that's herstory mama! today, we're giggling about girls (the tv show) and chatting about being easier on yourself when you make mistakes. shorter episode today! god bless me, it's fuckin summa!
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we need to talk about nantucket gate... who knew a "no influencers" sign could kick up this much discourse! in today's episode, we're talking about AI companies destroying rare books, false equivalencies and tombstone messaging before getting into some audience submissions on dating, patience/understanding, and finding dishonest commitmentphobes around every corner. we have a lot to say! duh!
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00:00 – meg's here to stay!
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jax allegedly saw katie motorboating another man's crotch, schwartz adopted a dog to buy him time on an engagement, sandoval wants to make out with jax's plastic surgeon, and kristen is back at sur and ready to plot against anyone and everyone... we love this stupid show so much! lock in!
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy1h 26m - Aug 4, 2026 - your boyfriend said you're not "his type"... let's talk about it – ep. 167
oh boy! these submissions were a doozy... today, we're talking about our whirlwind weekend of partying and every old man that hit on us in the process before getting into some audience submissions about a listeners boyfriend expressing she isn't "his type", someone who's struggling to trust in therapy, and someone else who's processing how to protect their own body image while a friend is clearly going through it.
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00:00 – too much partying
09:46 – old men love us, unfortunately
20:39 – bf says his type is "slim thick"
32:44 – listener doesn't trust therapists
52:28 – protecting your body image when a friend is struggling in theirs
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy1h 26m - Jul 31, 2026 - a panic attack, a nose job, and lisa vanderpump calling you a puss | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 4
in today's episode, schwartz is having a panic attack, jax officially gets his nose job, there's a dildo in his pocket, a jelly donut full of blood, the wrath of lisa vanderpump, and kristen and stassi finally come head to head... ALL OF THIS AND MORE, WELCOME TO THE FREAKIN' PUMPCAST BABY!!
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy1h 38m - Jul 28, 2026 - do absolutely everything men tell you not to do – ep. 166
in today's episode, we're talking about doing things our way :) we're talking about creative collaboration and not taking the advice of men, giggling about what's inspiring us, and thinking about a future where we get to choose ourselves.
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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – obsession of the week
06:02 – poop lettuce
08:26 – live studio audience!
09:24 – classic youtube resurgence
17:09 – grocery store cat calling
22:01 – what i would do if i were kidnapped
25:45 – collaborating with women and ignoring advice from men
50:05 – motherhood and choosing the path less traveled
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy1h 10m - Jul 25, 2026 - pumptini vs. schwartz vs. the world | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 3
will the legendary pumptini take down tom schwartz? will james convince lisa to give him his job back? will tom get to watch family guy on dvr before kristen takes the cable box back? will scheana stop subretweeting? MUCH TO BE DISCOVERED ON TODAY'S EPISODE OF THE PUMPCAST...
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy1h 14m - Jul 21, 2026 - the voice note guy discourse is out of control – ep. 165
the voice note guy discourse has taken over our feeds and we MUST discuss it! in today's episode, we have the final ruling on whether voice note guy is right or wrong before jumping into some audience submissions on a friend going after your crush, what an orgasm feels like, and the eldest daughter wound following you into outside relationships.
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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – our collective dreams
05:05 – the voice note guy discourse
29:32 – audience submissions start!
30:33 – my friend keeps stealing my crushes
42:00 – let's talk about orgasms
1:00:58 – the eldest daughter wound
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy1h 29m - Jul 17, 2026 - why is tom sandoval crying to his phone camera? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 2
scheana is footless again, tom is watching himself cry, jax is a messenger and he gets absolutely killed... all of this and more, in today's episode of pumpcast!!!
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy1h 28m - Jul 14, 2026 - foreplay to the forefront NOW! – ep. 164
I SAW ONE EPISODE OF LOVE ISLAND USA AND I AM CONCERNED WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO FOREPLAY ANYMORE. today, meg and i are talking foreplay, the men don't touch me challenge, and the formative years spent at sleepovers among other things. get ur eye patches on and come have a goss with us!
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