You can get kicked off a pro hockey team for banging a teammates mom... WHO KNEW? Also, the Boys get into the new "Squid Game" reality gameshow! Also... You got Scheinder’d…that’s when I started hanging out at morgues…the clam was asking for it… ice fishing mishaps... I’ll watch, but not pay attention… shitting pants thespians… and rebooting the reboot of the reboot.

Here cums the Men In Black… Alcoholic timeline… Im here for the assistant puppeteer / housekeeper position… Me toooooo? Clipboard reincarnations… Back before he shot somebody... and we chat about "Claim to Fame."

A list made by terrible women of places not to take them on first dates... My uncle sending dick pics again… My electricity’s out because I’m a premature ejaculator… now go downtown with that teriyaki tongue… why is there a homeless guy passed out at our first date… When did we get a waterbed, oh that’s my ass implants… Love is [a] hard [dick]

Why would a blind man go to an aquarium? Because apparently it happens. Plus, "Am I the Asshole", and a new, TERRIBLE 90 Day Fiance starts. Also in this episode: Is that a tampon or termite…respectful bondage…lego dildos…Ric Flair dreams…trans nose jobs…my mom sleeps in my closet…baggage claim proposals…and Strong black witches of color!

Speaking to our computers! Grass Talk!! Bathtub Watch!!! Cum Vision!!!! Also…fart attacks…Escape Plan by Hunter Biden…Slaying on discord and selling fish. 90 Day Fiance Tell All!

MySpace catfishing... Hawaii hotel room catfishing... Foster kid extended warranty... How do you fake an orgasm with a deaf guy? ...thou shalt nut your neighbors wife... 90 Day Beyond the 90 Days Fiance Finale!

Don’t fly on a plane with Tucker Carlson… First we smoked crack, and then things got fun… Bill Cosby’s penis snacks…Filipino Libertarian Deaf Scuba Diving Club… Sign language love-making… Now I have to use the toilet, but not to shit... One finger is ok, two is a sin.

Bring all your milkshakes to our yard as we chat about the pretend Hurricane in LA, Taryn Manning eating married butts, a milk-mad vendetta and wrap it all up with some astrology-obsessed autists on 90 Day Fiance.

Home-Made Glory Hole Tips...Justin Trudeau isn't cool enough for the "Black Eye Club" ...Lizzo goes bananas...The Running Man or downtown Portland?... and was there buttsex or no buttsex on "90 Day Fiance?!" And wine coolers and boner tape... Subscribe to the podcast! https://redcircle.com/shows/e39b9e57-0dba-4bd6-b2e2-d3ad9c49a294

Brian discovers a terrifying new type of bug...and pokes it. Plus: I want to have sex with something as wet as the Panama Canal… dildo putters… I only take a shit at the Ritz… Wife living her best life on her back at the fraternity… 1 ticket to Fresno with a layover in Barbados… and she stole my man with her sign language...

An incestous "Am I the Asshole"... does the MLB Home Run Derby suck?... 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days gets graphic with its sign language, and we're..."serving fish."

Piggy Cop Bros at "Porcfest", and we run through more "90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days" idiocy after a couple weeks off. Plus: Hey barber, make me look like Mark Davis… My one death wish wasted on Payne Stewart… Leave turds, go Birds… Catfishing your own son… Where’s my sleeping baseball cap? …Deaf money pox… and I’ll suck that D but I’m still heterosexual AF.

A sex robot you can trust…your sizzle flaps are uh.. sizzlin... nerd gobblin mode… oh no, he was killed by a trunk… THE RETURN OF "90 DAY FIANCE" TALK… foam finger sign language… it’s a man baby! And "Love it or List It, Vietnam"

I’m so emotional baby... oh, wrong abused black woman... Heaven is racist... you have to wear this horny collar to come in the house... We need an actress who looks like a fish damnit... Mermaid Gynecologist, M.D! And... butthole workout shorts.

Don is back from Mexico, where he could probably pass for a native despite his Jewish heritage. So, it's Mayan Pun Day! ...Why are homeless licking our porch? ...Negligent father of two, and raging drunk... Black Barbershop Airlines... and throw it in the mask pit with the others.

My garbage disposal has an input output problem… South Korea Presidential Karaoke, Rye Rye Ms. American Rye… Where are all the white women hookers at? And …Miami Vices and perfect 10s kidnapped by Israel arms smugglers...

Central Virginia is the cure for baldness… An ice cream pun podcast… Is that Vince McMahon or an old Mexican? … and "Unsolved Mysteries": Acid Stripper Pee… plus an Easter edition of "What's in that Ass?!?!"

The Domestic Violence & Jokes podcast! ...Bill Cosby, as Danny Glover, as Lt. Murtaugh... You shall not be caught doing cocaine with your kayfabe WWF rival... And THAT's why you always say "allegedly" after incriminating yourself.

Typewriter Toilet Screenplays… Post Bidet Stress Disorder… and that's why there’s more steakhouses than whorehouses Mandarin cures Covid... Swami Gibberish… and Port-a-Potty drinking Creative differences.

Brian should have died by Monster Truck... How rich is too rich? ...Should women live in fake horses? ...F*cked forever to Bowser's theme music in Mario Bros... and a pretty hot chick running for comptroller in PA half naked...