• RIP Chain Mail Dresses - and Also Tina Turner.

    I’m so emotional baby... oh, wrong abused black woman... Heaven is racist... you have to wear this horny collar to come in the house... We need an actress who looks like a fish damnit... Mermaid Gynecologist, M.D! And... butthole workout shorts.

    48m | May 25, 2023
  • Boston Crabs and Mexican Dons

    Don is back from Mexico, where he could probably pass for a native despite his Jewish heritage. So, it's Mayan Pun Day! ...Why are homeless licking our porch? ...Negligent father of two, and raging drunk... Black Barbershop Airlines... and throw it in the mask pit with the others.

    45m | May 11, 2023
  • Trans Transformers and American Pie... But Korean

    My garbage disposal has an input output problem… South Korea Presidential Karaoke, Rye Rye Ms. American Rye… Where are all the white women hookers at? And …Miami Vices and perfect 10s kidnapped by Israel arms smugglers...

    31m | Apr 28, 2023
  • Unsolved Mysteries: Acid Stripper Pee and Lost Vision

    Central Virginia is the cure for baldness… An ice cream pun podcast… Is that Vince McMahon or an old Mexican? … and "Unsolved Mysteries": Acid Stripper Pee… plus an Easter edition of "What's in that Ass?!?!"

    46m | Apr 13, 2023
  • Tights, Muscles and Arrest Warrants

    The Domestic Violence & Jokes podcast! ...Bill Cosby, as Danny Glover, as Lt. Murtaugh... You shall not be caught doing cocaine with your kayfabe WWF rival... And THAT's why you always say "allegedly" after incriminating yourself.

    50m | Mar 30, 2023
  • Post Bidet Stress Disorder

    Typewriter Toilet Screenplays… Post Bidet Stress Disorder… and that's why there’s more steakhouses than whorehouses Mandarin cures Covid... Swami Gibberish… and Port-a-Potty drinking Creative differences.

    45m | Mar 16, 2023
  • Horses in Lamborghinis, and Women in Horses

    Brian should have died by Monster Truck... How rich is too rich? ...Should women live in fake horses? ...F*cked forever to Bowser's theme music in Mario Bros... and a pretty hot chick running for comptroller in PA half naked...

    39m | Mar 2, 2023
  • Does Valentine's Day Kill Horse Jockeys?

    On this Valentine's Day themed episode: The Fat Shaming Construction Company... Derailing Trains and cocaine for life... Moms teaching their kids proper stalking etiquette... Jockey Valentine’s Day death pools... PETA Approved chariot Racing League... and the epic return of America's favorite gameshow - "What's In That Ass?!"

    51m | Feb 16, 2023
  • Spankings Will Ruin Super Bowl and 10 Ways to Get Rid of a Body

    Brian terrifies a small Asian child, Old Country Buffet makes the best training video in the world, a Google search history is murdery-good, would you date a woman that looks like an 8 years old? And spanking competitions ruin the Super Bowl.

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    53m | Feb 2, 2023
  • The Giant Turd Sculpture That Cured Racism

    An Underground Railroad FOR PROSTITUTES... Did you use another ketchup condom or am I on my period? ...MLK Statue or Randy Marsh’s giant turd? ...Why is the Lincoln Monument smelling his fingers? ...Harry Carey Metal Detector and ...Love Connection Missed Connections hosted by Judge Steve Harvey!

    51m | Jan 19, 2023
  • Throwing Up Bricks of Champagne

    Brian and Rico share their worst and funniest New Years Eve stories and recap the 2023 Rose Bowl experience. Plus, break down the weirdest porn searches of 2022 by state. Also... do you want that legroom... lost in Hong Kong... throwing up champaign bricks... alone and cold in the middle... floppy cocks and Australian asses... used underwear salesman... and that was YOU banging that fleshlight?

    47m | Jan 6, 2023
  • A BOHRing Birthday Xmas Hanukkah Yule Logging

    It's Brian's birthday, so let's celebrate the worst gifts we've ever received! Also... Teaching Don the proper haiku format... You’ve been Game Jew’d... Santa’s sleigh bumps... Where’s the cocaine in this beanie baby? ...That’s not drug contraband, those are my gigantic coochie lips... and Shart Tanking ball bags.

    51m | Dec 23, 2022
  • Stats Are Disabled / Swipe Reich

    Special guest Marc Clair joins the show! For: ...Stats are disabled... If you’re not jerking off the shower... Someone stole my combination lock again... No officer, I’ve never seen that fiance' before... Holocaust Deniers in Cars Drinking Coffee... Early Kayne... and Find your soulmate on Swipe Reicht! 

    Check out the Marc Clair show at https://marcclair.com

    53m | Dec 8, 2022
  • A BOHRing Thanksgiving 2022 ...with Chinese Arcade Fartists

    Punching walls, punching the yard…The Hebrew Hammer, a Passover tradition …the Patrick Mahomes of Chimpanzees …Are those C cups or a semen hybrid? …From supermodels at the Lowe’s to grandmas at the Moose Lodge in 5 years... and Chinese arcade fartists.

    38m | Nov 27, 2022
  • Usually the CEO Uses This for Prostitutes...

    This is where the CEO usually keeps his prostitutes…U-haul love it or list it…Homeless butt grabbing...Congressional hot or not… Sex move or wrestling move? ..and in MY court, we settle all custody disputes with a ladder match!

    39m | Nov 10, 2022
  • Alaskan Puppeteers and How Anal Beads Fueled D-Day

    Our old buddy Mahoney joins the show... Adult gender reveals... mystery Alaskan puppeteer... pee ice Jackson Pollocks... Dick Van Dyke open bar coming out party... it got really tough to get a date after the bear massacre... panty blast fundraisers... and how anal beads fueled D-Day.

    57m | Oct 27, 2022
  • Best Worst Meals Ever and Snail Turd Winnebegos

    ... I thought I was hosting SNL… Johnny Depp-ositions…coming soon to Sexy Court TV …Snail Winnebegos…oh wait, that’s dog poop… One large ketchup and american cheese pizza… And a very special Bohring Bingbong!

    46m | Oct 13, 2022
  • Depravity in Zero Gravity: Best Worst Movies

    We go through our favorite "Best Worst Movies," but also... Rape culture and a clip show... Vomiting in a clown costume... A live hurricane call in... Is that an alien taking a shit ...Hulk Hogan versus Nic Cage... And depravity in zero gravity. 

    55m | Sep 29, 2022
  • Would You Like Your Placenta in Pill or Lego Form?

    A little place where they’re not tight as a drum... All the jaundice jokes... Accidental black face... Would you like your placenta in a pill or lego?... Don’s Deuces - tales from the road! A dildo full of dead people... and a terrible sandwich.

    58m | Sep 15, 2022
  • Lizzo's VMA Paper Mache Volcano Dress w/ Guest Jon Shefsky

    That's the JFK peephole... The wind that cools my balls... Parachute, 4th grade paper mache volcano or dress? ...More flour in my milk, please... How’s she’s supposed to finger her ass with those nails... And WHAT'S in that….DICK!? With guest Jon Shefsky.

    Check out Jon Shefsky on the Fantasy House podcast and Super Simple Real Estate



    1h 1m | Sep 1, 2022
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