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The Crunch

Ethan and Patrick host the only comedy podcast that's going to heaven.

Episodes

Cha Cha Real Smooth
Show Details1hr 17min
All Gas No Brakes Is Changing The Game
Show Details1hr 8min
Yon Turnski
Show Details1hr 14min
International Jewel Thief
Show Details1hr 19min
Protest Podcast.
Show Details1hr 9min
Saving Sleepless in Private Seattle
Show Details1hr 8min
Moby Dick's Monster
Show Details1hr 20min
Cheeseburger in Parrotdise
Show Details1hr 6min
Ice The Kicker
Show Details1hr 32min
A Tree Fell On Me
Show Details1hr 16min
The Cottage Industry
Show Details1hr 8min
Just for Jeff
Show Details1hr 13min
Star Spangled Crunch
Show Details1hr 11min
bUT wHaT iF i HAvE tO Go tO tHe BaTHRoOM
Show Details1hr 6min
Where's the Cannoli?
Show Details1hr 19min
Turn the Queens and Split the Pot
Show Details1hr 8min
I Need A Museum
Show Details1hr 10min
Tokyo Drifting Around Justice
Show Details1hr 14min
Riding In On A Digital Burrito
Show Details1hr 16min
Pickboy?
Show Details1hr 9min
The French Revolution's New Groove
Show Details1hr 19min
Double You Double You E
Show Details1hr 11min
How'd You Slice The Pepperonis So Small?
Show Details1hr 18min
Hey, Nice Dog
Show Details1hr 8min
Two Beef Jerky Sticks Deep In The Mystique
Show Details1hr 6min
Yagaboo Dibiity Ba Ya Do De
Show Details1hr 9min
The Crunch Live 3: SLS20
Show Details1hr 4min
Twenty GrTwenty
Show Details1hr 21min
A Mansick Christmas
Show Details1hr 3min
Jon Voight is the Earth's Warden
Show Details1hr 13min
Gotta Get That Brain Ball
Show Details1hr 14min
They Don't Call Him Smartledore
Show Details1hr 27min
Inverted Black Hole of Morality
Show Details1hr 14min
Saturday Light Knives
Show Details1hr 6min
El Niño vs El Chapo
Show Details58min 53s
The Blood Circle
Show Details1hr 7min
It All Started With Tough Irma
Show Details1hr 5min
Pacific Rim 3: Trade Wars
Show Details1hr 9min
Creating Animal, and Plant
Show Details1hr 10min
Ethan, Will You Be My Best Man?
Show Details1hr
Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner
Show Details1hr 9min
Just A Satatious Guy
Show Details57min 3s
Three Year Crunchiversary
Show Details1hr 3min
Reverse Centaur Cowboy
Show Details1hr 16min
A Witch At The Chicken Party
Show Details1hr 3min
We're Ending The Show.
Show Details1hr 1min
We're Not Fighting in the Culture War
Show Details59min 10s
The Divine Churro
Show Details56min 41s
We're Pillars of the Community
Show Details54min 37s
¡Preguntas!
Show Details54min 57s
Thick Boys In Heaven
Show Details1hr 1min
Great Bergoogly Moogly
Show Details58min 44s
Top Nugs
Show Details58min 37s
Leah Murphy: Re-humanizing Social Media
Show Details1hr 22min
Avera Santo: My Struggle with Same-Sex Attraction
Show Details1hr 13min
Phoebe Johnson- Couple's Counseling
Show Details59min 28s
Fr. Rocket Dan- Begoming Saint
Show Details1hr 2min
Fr. Anthony Scirappa: It's My Show Now
Show Details51min 41s
The Crunch Live?
Show Details1hr 9min
The One About Abortion
Show Details1hr 6min
Become a Pelagian in 5 Easy Steps!
Show Details54min 13s
Can I See Your ID?
Show Details57min 42s
Everybody Go To Mass
Show Details56min 47s
Got Queen Juice?
Show Details52min 39s
Be Bold. Not Italicized.
Show Details47min 5s
Don't Schindler's List Yourself
Show Details53min 1s
Joel Stepanek: Am I Confident Enough?
Show Details1hr 3min
Jesus On The Cross With The Redemption
Show Details58min 26s
The Rosa Parks of Pittsburgh
Show Details1hr 2min
Gilbert Gottfried. Ethan Gotwrecked.
Show Details56min
A Couple Of Well Rounded Boys
Show Details48min 18s
The Gospel According to Aesop
Show Details51min 58s
Fr. Anthony Sciarappa: One of Us Is A Pagan
Show Details58min 15s
I'm Okay, I Just Feel Like Eeyore
Show Details51min 31s
The Spice
Show Details54min 53s
Humility, Hummus, Humera
Show Details54min 33s
To Care or Not To Care?
Show Details52min 29s
Our God is an Oblong God
Show Details54min 32s
The Crunch Live 2: The SEEKquel!
Show Details1hr 3min
Twenty Gr19teen
Show Details1hr 4min
Back to the Boat
Show Details54min 52s
Ethan Learns How To Bake
Show Details49min 45s
...now what?
Show Details59min 20s
Monthly Mailbag: Jaywalking Straight Into Hell
Show Details52min 58s
We're Bad At Suffering...And Praying...
Show Details50min 35s
Game of Phones
Show Details1hr 2min
Fr. Harrison Ayre: Pope Benedict's Big Babies
Show Details1hr 24min
Let's Go Camping
Show Details51min 8s
Jake Lastname: Controversial Topics
Show Details1hr 3min
Jesus Doesn't Care About Your Resume
Show Details50min 12s
Patient Urgency
Show Details50min 43s
The Return of Workout Metaphors
Show Details1hr 3min
Jesus Wants You To Know Yourself
Show Details1hr 1min
Blaissez-Faire Economics
Show Details1hr 7min
Monthly Mailbag: Shmelting My Own Shword
Show Details52min 37s
Build-A-Bear Friendship With God
Show Details1hr 1min
Processing Emotions
Show Details56min 20s
100 Bottles of Crunch on the Wall
Show Details48min 53s
Matt and Lisa- Causing Scandal to Pious Ears
Show Details57min 38s
I'm Your Squeegee Boy
Show Details47min 45s
Monthly Mailbag: Episode 98 Bee
Show Details53min 15s
Emma Fradd: Apostolic Endurance
Show Details51min 9s
We're In The Game
Show Details43min 36s
More Than Human
Show Details49min 35s
Ethan Stueve: The Redactions
Show Details1hr 1min
Theresa Bova: Truth in Comedy...or Vice Versa
Show Details1hr 15min
Zac Davis: That Jesuit Smell
Show Details47min 33s
Daniel and Ana Glaze: That Caztec Couple
Show Details56min 6s
Matt Baker: Thanos-ing the Catholic Church
Show Details54min 25s
Patrick Neve and the Prisoner of the Friend Zone
Show Details21min 10s
Monthly Mailbag: Ethan Doubtfire
Show Details52min 18s
Taking a Risk (Not the Board Game)
Show Details43min 40s
Ethan's Last Stand
Show Details49min 38s
Theresa: Blackout In Second Grade
Show Details1hr 3min
Monthly Mailbag! Patrick Does His Own Eyeliner
Show Details37min 38s
Slipknot Is In My Courtyard
Show Details44min 28s
Katie Prejean McGrady: The Gravy Lady
Show Details56min 30s
The Head, The Heart, And The Popcorn Lung
Show Details42min 15s
LIVE FROM STEUBENVILLE
Show Details1hr 18min
Mark Hart: Captain Crunch Is A Satanic Naval Officer
Show Details58min 22s
The Great Tugboat Captain In The Sky
Show Details50min 4s
Are We There Yet? Physical Healing and Trusting God
Show Details47min 16s
Edith S(h)tein Teaches Us About Gender
Show Details44min 51s
Grace is Juicy Juice
Show Details47min 56s
Monthly Mailbag! Was Mary A Robot?
Show Details39min 50s
Steve the Missionary: Lost in the Sauce
Show Details56min 23s
Ethan Frolics Through The Five Habits Of Prayer
Show Details44min 2s
Lawmen, Lawrooms, and Not Being Too Hard On Yourself
Show Details41min
Monthly Mailbag! An Unexpected Visitor Brings Questions
Show Details45min 6s
The Beatitudes Teach Us About Arby's And Michael Keaton
Show Details40min 55s
The SLS Episode!
Show Details46min 35s
Twenty Gr8teen
Show Details47min 37s
The Gray Havens: Narrative-Psycho-Punk-Folk Storytelling
Show Details55min 18s
Patrick Takes The Donkey's Jawbone To Hollywood
Show Details39min 50s
Monthly Mailbag! Community, Youtube, and Logical Fallacies
Show Details37min 1s
The Vigilant Boys: A New Hope
Show Details34min 51s
Fighting Crime and Painting Some Sick Frescoes
Show Details38min 2s
The Sweet Potato Discourse
Show Details37min 19s
Monthly Mailbag! Do They Sell Clams At Long John Silver's?
Show Details40min 24s
Giving Glory To Johnny Appleseed
Show Details35min 13s
The Tabernacle Is Better Than My Jockstrap
Show Details39min 38s
When Real Lizards Die, Fake Lizards Gon' Multiply
Show Details35min 45s
Football, Facebook, and Fatima
Show Details35min 14s
Monthly Mailbag! You Know, That Segment We've Totally Done Before
Show Details40min 11s
College is Sex Camp
Show Details38min 45s
Maturity And Loneliness
Show Details50min 47s
Tommy Tighe: Pontiac Vibes and Overactive Glands
Show Details1hr 6min
One Year of The Crunch: A Celebration!
Show Details1hr 7min
Scrupulosity and Tinker Toys
Show Details37min 58s
Dude, That Was So Bronze
Show Details43min 18s
Mikey Needleman: The Needlemeister Writes Again
Show Details55min 49s
Back To School Extravaganza!
Show Details38min 19s
Arleen Spenceley: Social Media, Chastity, And Some Other Third Thing
Show Details1hr 10min
Putting Your Insides On Your Outsides
Show Details42min 4s
Cracking Open A Life Teen With The Boys
Show Details45min 57s
Avera Santo: Experiencing Same Sex Attraction as a Catholic
Show Details1hr 11min
Evangelizing to Your Family
Show Details42min 4s
Hey Jesus, I'd Rather Be Unconscious
Show Details39min 45s
Jake [Lastname]: Repent and Submit to the Pope!
Show Details1hr 14min
Rules Are Good, Workout Metaphors Are Bad
Show Details38min 26s
Jesus Was A Drug Runner
Show Details35min 1s
Radical Hospitality & The Maple Syrup of Independence
Show Details46min 55s
Zachary Mabry: Porky the Rascal Catholic
Show Details1hr 7min
Wanta Fanta? Materialism, Loss, Freedom, and Mercy
Show Details30min 48s
Selfishness in Prayer feat. RJ The Raccoon
Show Details38min 5s
Josh Taylor: The Sacred Cow
Show Details1hr 5min
My Favorite Jungle Animal, Acedia
Show Details36min 28s
Kevin and Lisa Cotter: An Emotional Prude?
Show Details54min 24s
How To Evangelize To People You Just Don't Like
Show Details35min 9s
Hello Palm Sunday, To You
Show Details37min 51s
Mid-Lent Crisis & Navigating the Party Culture
Show Details35min 31s
That Catholic Couple: Avocado Fiends and Zombie Queens
Show Details1hr 6min
Discernment: "Nah nah nah nah nah...Jesus"
Show Details34min 16s
I Am Great At Moonshine
Show Details33min 11s
The Bouquet Boyz
Show Details33min 38s
It's (Almost) Lent! *Air Horns*
Show Details34min 39s
Your Penance Is To Talk To Grandma's Bingo Friends
Show Details35min 2s
Unpacking Marian Consecration
Show Details30min
Complimentarity of Men and Women (Also I Almost Got Shanked)
Show Details30min 1s
Protests, Politics, and Protein Shakes
Show Details31min 28s
Eat Your Bible
Show Details32min 21s
Ethan is a Dumb Monkey
Show Details32min 15s
The Seek Episode
Show Details35min 9s
Trust is a Gateway Drug
Show Details30min 17s
The Real Friends We Made Along The Way
Show Details34min 7s
Read the Old Testament, Don't Watch Paranormal Activity
Show Details33min 58s
Our Lady of Flimbo Flambo
Show Details34min 56s
Surviving the Secular Onslaught
Show Details32min 2s
Retreats: Boulders or Whispers?
Show Details33min 23s
God's Will Doesn't Include Smooth Jazz
Show Details33min 16s
Joseph Fratzinger and the Benedict Option
Show Details33min 10s
Jiving With The Saints
Show Details33min 16s
Coffee, Not Carpet Bombs
Show Details31min 37s
Quit Your Grumbles
Show Details34min 36s
Disney Wants To Sell My Tweets
Show Details32min 16s
Not Every Day is Gameday
Show Details33min 56s