The working man&#39;s Valorant podcast.Tired of all these high ELO players talking shit on the lower ranks? Drunk Valorant features only the worst, bottom fragging, teammate baiting, insta-locking duelist, silver ranked players.Join Cass (TheSaladSauce), Hunter (hondyssey), and Chase (illusive) every week, as they talk about the state of the game, their ranked experiences, and which refreshments pair best with losing 30 RR.

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We really don&#39;t talk about ourselves enough, I hear you, and I like discussing how great I am too. SO here we go... This episode we talk about the state of the game, our ranked experiences, shit we like and dont like, just like a true POTUS. Then a bit of tiebreaker talk and &#34;Fade&#34; away at the end.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 28: The State of The Union

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*AUDIO FIXED*We now have to rely on other people for our content! Listen to shitty agent ideas straight from the discord server, and possibly a couple good ones too.Per usual, Cass also has some dumb pistol round strat to talk about too.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastMusic Credits: Endgame by Bossfight, Empty Bed by Saint Punk

Ep 27: Sage... Except She's a Surfer Chick

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... And not only the professional Valorant team. On this agent balance episode we get into why sentinels are the most underpowered agent class, and really just rehash everything we&#39;ve been ranting about for a month on every agent. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 26: Sentinels Suck

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&#34;I can&#39;t hear shit&#34; is the #1 most said line in comms since Fade&#39;s release, I guarantee you. Join us for a wrap up on Hunter&#39;s Yoru grind, complaining about Fade&#39;s fucked good ult, and addressing the Sova/Chamber nerfs. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 25: "I Can't Hear Shit"

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A sad day for assholes who insta-lock Jett and think they can peek anything they want for free. As for the rest of us? FUCKING FINALLY.Obviously this episode focuses on the Jett nerf and other character balance in the game. Including Sova, before we knew the nerfs coming his way... RIP.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 24: Sunwoo "Jett" Han, Forever in Our Hearts

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Do you have to watch all the games of a tournament to have an opinion on it? Hopefully not, because we sure haven&#39;t. In this bonus episode we eventually pronounce our uneducated guesses of who will emerge victorious, we simp over Paper Rex&#39;s f0rsakeN, and we praise the level of fierce competition between regions in this worldwide showdown. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Bonus Episode: Showdown in Reykjavík (Masters 1)

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Imagine this: You get into a fight, you have dogshit aim, but you live... now you&#39;re 1hp in a 2v4... what do you do? We don&#39;t have the answer, but we try to talk about it. Then everyone&#39;s favorite skin pack review and why you always lose in a 5-stack.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 23: Sacrifice The Body

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A little late this week for some audio issues, but do not fret, lots of beer and lots of new agent ideas are headed your way. Plenty of talk on the ranked vs pro agent meta too so buckle up and be ready for some bullshit.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 22: Agent Ideas pt 2

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Back to your regularly scheduled programming with a special guest, Boof! Having guests on who are better than us makes us feel more legitimate no cap. The four of us go at it on what the worst piece of util in the game is, a lot of talk on why 100T is dogshit, and a whole bunch more.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 21: Boof Loves Phoenix Walls

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**This episode was posted as an April Fools joke, but if you play Elden Ring and want to actually listen to it, be my guest**We know you&#39;re bored with the same old shit we&#39;ve been spewing for 20 weeks. Join us for a taste of the new direction for Drunk Valorant.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Bonus Episode!

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At least, apparently Riot thinks that. Give me my 2nd stim back please! We talk about the Brim stim nerfs, and then Cass has some dogshit idea about kill rewards for eco weapons. I&#39;m sure he&#39;d be happy to know if you agree with him, so hit us up in the discord!Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 20: Smoke Players Aren't Allowed to Have Fun

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Wait, people have fun playing this game? This episode is a grab bag of smaller topics ranging from gambling addictions, to shorty hacks, to how your main isn&#39;t very fun to play.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 19: Who's the Most Fun Agent?

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Who should be spike bitch? Didn&#39;t realize this topic would be so contentious... We even make a tier list! That, and some thoughts on the new Icebox that the game seems to not want us to play at all.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 18: Give Spike to Your Duelist

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You can call Riot JUUL, &#39;cause they&#39;re getting kids hooked on smoking. Patch 4.04 coming in with HUGE controller changes, and boy are we gonna talk about shit we don&#39;t know for 2 hours! Plus Hondyssey&#39;s first thoughts on the new Yoru grind.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 17: Brimmy Stimmy go Brrrrrrrrrr

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We are apparently hurting for content... this episode kicks off with a segment on last week&#39;s outdated pro matches, including a lengthy debate on save rounds and what the right calls are. Of course, all done with very little actual information. Followed up by some proof we&#39;re all hardstuck bronze, and a segment on new shit we want to see from Riot.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 16: One Person Died? Better Save Your Gun

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Holy shit the Brim buffs are GAME CHANGING. Right? Please? Is anyone out there? Please buff Brimstone........Even with a shitty character, how do we warm up and get those crispy 1 taps? How will Hunter make it to Plat? Plus, what should riot do about AFKs?Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 15: Practice Makes Perfect

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Roses are red. Yoru is blue. His new decoy will flash the fuck outta you.Welcome to the Yoru spectacular, presented by your one and only Yoru main, Hondyssey. The time for shit talking is over... or is it?Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 14: Yoru is my Valentine

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We know what you want to hear, an opinionated and subjective discussion on Skins for 20 minutes. Then into which single piece of utility is the best in the game, or really, which utility pisses us off the most? And wrapping it up, some short discussions of the TSM-T1 scandal, and whats the most satisfying thing to do as your main?Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 13: Astra Sucks Me Off (The Spike)

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Why the hell are we still in bronze? What are golds doing better than me? Actually, what tf is the difference between low and high ELO??All that, plus some talk about new game modes and the never ending discussion of eco weapons.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 12: ELO Hell

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**Sorry for the audio issues, our main recording got corrupted**Kicking it off with a massive tangent on gun balance and eco weapons, this episode was supposed to focus on all the BM you shits do in my ranked games. Followed by a roast of each host&#39;s gameplay, not that this needed a topic since we do it every episode anyway...Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 11: Teabagging and /r/RoastMe

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Fuck. Well, there goes my grind to Gold... We&#39;re finally back from break with our thoughts on Episode 4, Neon, the broken Ares meta, and why don&#39;t people play smokes???? Plenty of ranting, terrible takes, and everything you missed from the drunk val pod. Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 10: Back in Bronze???

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A special holiday edition, where we dont talk about the holidays at all! Our resident Iron Raze main Duby joins the pod. More MAD-libs and a soapbox to remember.

Ep 9: Duby

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As long as you&#39;re locking these agents... This week we discuss what team comps are the best for each map. We agree on just about, well, nothing. But we sure do talk about it.

Ep 8: It's Okay to Instalock

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People take this game seriously? News to me. Episode 7 comes out swinging with our thoughts on RR, MMR, and a bunch of other meaningless acronyms. Plus, what will happen now that VCT is over?

Ep 7: No Comms? No Problem

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*AUDIO FIXED* Is the stinger too powerful? This week the boys have some HOT takes in store for you. That, and as always a lot of dogging on Cass for his terrible opinions.

Ep 6: Too Hot to Handle

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WE HAVE FRIENDS. For the first time we are forcing someone to hang out with us for 2 hours. Kotaro joins the pod with plenty of Trulys, opinions on pistol round, and how to derank from plat 2 to plat 1 fast!

Ep 5: My Neighbor Kotaro

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It&#39;s week 4 and the boys come prepared to talk about new agents/abilities they want to see in Valorant. This episode has it all, drinking, zombies, and.. Kyle?Tune in to find out.

Ep 4: We Should be Valorant Devs

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What&#39;s that? You want less organization and more careless rambling? Perfect. This episode features our pre-release opinions of Chamber, which map is the worst in the game (*cough* breeze *cough*), and how smurfs affect us all.

Ep 3: Will Chamber Replace Jett?

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Episode 2 is here, and despite a plethora of audio issues, it&#39;s here to stay. This episode features a heated stinger vs spectre debate, a few of TheSaladSauce&#39;s worst opinions, and a couple more drinks than last time. Enjoy.

Ep 2: The Frenzy is Better Than the Stinger

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Our first ever episode! The boys go over every agent&#39;s kit and argue over what changes should be made, all while becoming increasingly intoxicated. Thanks for listening, hopefully we will show more improvement in podcasting than we do in this godforsaken game.

Pilot: riot pls nerf yoru

The working man's Valorant podcast.

Tired of all these high ELO players talking shit on the lower ranks? Drunk Valorant features only the worst, bottom fragging, teammate baiting, insta-locking duelist, silver ranked players.

Join Cass (TheSaladSauce), Hunter (hondyssey), and Chase (illusive) every week, as they talk about the state of the game, their ranked experiences, and which refreshments pair best with losing 30 RR.

Drunk Valorant

Episodes